If you look at the shortcomings in life through the raised middle finger - they will be pluses.

>... sent by b.u. A car from Kiev. With the remains of coffee, dirt and the body of the flies...
To your director at all, cheer on your coffee machine, he is not doing such a shit. It is your colleagues from the main office ordered you a new car, which they naturally left for themselves, and you dropped down in this way, they are not bad after all, otherwise they would not sit in the main office.

xxx> as a candidate?
yyy> fucking - yes, to work - no

Love: Would you like me to put you on your elbow? You will tell everyone that you have reached yourself.

Watch Net Geo wild.The story about crocodiles.Night shooting nothing interesting does not happen, and here the shooting team pays attention to the crocodile who has abruptly rushed somewhere.The crocodile came out of the water departed two meters from the water settled somewhere then raised the tail and cried.
Fu, what a shit.
No one has filmed it before us.

The present generation, the past generation... Who will explain to me if I am 30, I am still the present generation, or I am already the past?

Today saw Lada 2001 issue, which in the announcement of sale on the rear glass had the inscription "No run through Japan". This is really a plus plus!

Letter from the customer "Put on the site in the contacts working hours from 10 to 17, or call the shit, at night!"

In the night of July 18 to 19, in his home in St. Petersburg on the 40th year of life died the solist of the group "King and the joke" Mikhail Gorchenev. The Light of Memory (

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Do not pay attention to all the insults! you are beautiful! you even have more chromosomes than those who insult you!
thank you

The Prologue. I have a cat, he is 6 years old in November, that is, he has already reached his maximum size. For me, this is an ordinary little kitten, but why do I think so only I. He was the largest among the brothers, it actually attracted me to him. He fed the first years of life with major foods, so he grew as it was supposed, and after the end of his career, he got the will to go around the clock, and it is understandable that he was minimally fat. Why do everyone think I’m too big?
And now the story itself. A courier came to us yesterday, bringing a system. And this miracle came out to meet him, he is very educated and just goes out to the hallway, sits down and watches. That is to say, it’s not for you “myu” or “smelling”, it’s just for close friends, lol. Well, in general, the courier enters, puts the boxes, removes the bag, and then a cat hits his eyes. What the courier does, he clings to the cat probably for a moment, with mildly speaking astonished strains, then turns his gaze to the battu, and frightenedly says:
Is that shit, cat?
I’m already accustomed to the fact that people sometimes react very strangely to seven-pound cats, and the phrase “he’s three times bigger than my cat” won’t surprise me, but it was the most awful reaction, the whole evening afterwards they were rotting)

North Korea has announced the successful launch of a satellite into orbit.

DoctorLector: This news should start with the word “Even.”
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for 2.71balls! c) CBS Progress

Oppositionist Yevgeny, from the Russian depths, having learned about the results of the trial of Navalny, took a decisive step - renamed the home WiFi point from “Putin_vor”, to “Putin_vor_i_kozel”!!! to

<<< And you know that those who have a high level of EQ (emotional intelligence) are successful in life. There is a saying in the West: “IQ gives you a job, and EQ gives you a career.”
>>> and> This is what big breasts are called.

I go home today from work, metro, ring, all in heavy thoughts about how tired and want to sleep, I look at the station indicator in the car, I go in the wrong direction, I went out, moved, got home, I go into the apartment, Wife:
Dear man, have you forgotten? It was 10 a.m. and I was late to work.
I have a strange feeling that I haven’t had time to do anything today... Friday!

xxx: If you are worried, the test showed one strip.
Wow, fuck, you mean I’m just fat, right?( by

and 22:26:47. "Well, what do you know about epic files, I got a cold yesterday and fell asleep because I drank too cold immunelle!"! to

Every TP now on the pages in social networks: a man can sit for two hours and watch the flood, but wait 15, while his wife is coming, he does not have enough patience.
Ask who before you tell me that nonsense. As the wife of a lover of fishing, I can say with certainty - in two hours you can twice five times overthrow the clothes, there or the straw is wrong or it has been eaten.
The cat... the shredder.

My friend’s girlfriend has a birthday. I asked to drop the number to congratulate him. I call. As soon as the tube is removed, I begin with the expression, singing loudly "Happy Birthday to you", in response to which a loud male voice issued: "You are late girl, yesterday I had a birthday". That’s how the numbers are mistaken ?

What if Hannibal Lector really was?
Yyy: No, he would have burned up on Instagram with a hoodie