4 in the morning. I dance with a box on my head, surrounded by an orange begemot and a pink dog. Am I a drug addict? Am I crazy? I am the mother of a five-month-old baby.

Recalling Alexander Glikberg (aka Sasha Black):

*** by
Oh my suffering country,
where the repetition is eternal,
Where in the Holy Spirit
They set a clear path,

Where you will not age forever
Not a poem,
For you, the Gods changing,
You do not change at all.

by E. LUKIN The SB. "In Defense of Speech"

XXX: Did you see the trolling at the closing ceremony? The Olympic Ring.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Could turn into a meme. Everyone will remember this logo 😉
XXX: A very literal move. There even Ernst in a T-shirt was walking with this unopened ring.
xxx: they are at the highest level))))

Market of countries:
I have 20 billion euros, what can you offer?
You are lucky! Today you can take Ukraine for that amount! With all politicians and Mayans, as well as a bonus – Yulia Tymoshenko!

Discussion of fleet manoeuvres on the tactical map:

xxx: Will the fleet really float on a bow or curve, if anything? Why not directly?
Yyy: The earth is not flat.
QQ: Science in the Third! All in the textbooks!

XXX: The authors of the closing of the Olympics have steel eggs. According to the plot, two clowns control a boat that floats from the flower of culture to the circus, and at the end this circus is spectacularly crumbled into a black hole.

At a certain age, women start to have cats and stop to have men.

It is a little boring, but:
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Useful symbiots are more difficult - they need to help their partner in symbiosis.
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Symbiosis is a mutually beneficial coexistence, and if at least one does not benefit, it is already parasitism.

The sister went on vacation and asked to take care of the cat.
It is not an option to take, stress for the animal. So I go to him twice a day – to feed, to chew, to play. He is missing! I began to think about staying with him for one night.

My husband said if I stay, he will talk to him in a manly way. Maybe even a moustache.

Thursday, the metro, the evening, the peak hour.
In the car in the midsleep sit tired and unhappy people. Every knock of the wheels, every roar of the door of the wagon is heavily given to the head and brings unbearable pain. There is only one thought in this common consciousness: “I want to lie down in my bed and sleep in silence and peace.”
And suddenly, on the station a hunting row, a crowd of some spiders in colorful pants and joyfully declare "And now we are playing you on the drums!!!"

Are you in your mind?

here

How to live and fuck with a girl in jeans
Mike, who is very happy with you.
Talk about women’s ass. No is?
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Go to the studio!"

Why do you need contacts and contacts? And so everything was told. pay attention to the girls in jeans and shirts, not painted and disguised

X: 500 rubles is money at all and not small. Do you know that for them you can agree on 2 saucers in Udmurtskaya and 3 in s.
Y: I live in the pastels. The question is why is it cheaper???? to
X: Quality is not urban

Jopa_20 percent: Did you spend the night in Galli?
Matros LOM: Almost so but not entirely
Matros LOM: I spent the night at home
Matros Lom: But with Galey

I am not an author, but I often encounter such, and if I do not understand them, I am a fool; if they do not understand me, I am a fool again.
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Sejm shield, as a child, periodically complexed with the fact that I do not understand what is written on the Internet. Now I have grown up and understood that a third of the runet is a narrow-language debil with distorted logic.

For the first time in one day saw two quotes, which gained an unrealistic pile of "plussics"- under 16 k.! About twice not going to the maternity room, and about the eternal engine of idiotism! Someone to defend the country! From February 23th, people!! = )

Anakeron
I never loved Ariel. Some kind of flat music they always had, to my taste, only "Will and Reason" liked, and that for words, not for music. And once again in my childhood, when I was 5 years old, my father, as always, came from work and beat me for two hours with a leather belt with a strap in the shape of the band’s logo. Maybe that is the reason too.

I found VKontakte Adelina Sotnikov here. Well who at the Olympics took gold by figurative skating.
Yes I know.
Well here. I sent her a gift with congratulations and wishes for success in the future. She answered "Hello. You are cute!"
It is cool =)
and AGA. And then I woke up...
Oh ahahahah!

On the occasion of the Day of Defender of the Fatherland, the team of Russian skiers pre-starter instructions came to give their army praporcher.

This
This: Some officials are trying to ban computer games, I was in the army there generally teaching to kill and give out combat weapons.

Before you get into the army, even check if you are adequate. And the seller of games (and most often the distribution on the Internet) does not look at it.
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You are a shit. Apparently not seen as a real clinical psychopath or guy with 70 Aikyu stamped "Year-Old". After this, it is not just frightening, it is just wanting to evaporate.

How can you love your neighbor if he resists?