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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №74407
 16.12.2012
There are things in each of us, all the value of which we only understand with time.So, for example, I don't remember when I took the diploma and what he was about, but my daughter is drawing on drafts from him for the third year)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №74406
 16.12.2012
Talk from marketers:
Q: What is the budget for this event?
There is no budget! Start with "Free"!
Q: What if you do not agree?
YY: Then for food!

I found it in 5 minutes :)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №74405
 16.12.2012
What do you know about carpets?

I’m going to a yoga workshop today with my little carpet, followed by my grandmother with a big Persian carpet!

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74404
 16.12.2012
I brought a cat. Such a red, with tight ears. A loud infection. It seems that there is a dynamic with an amplifier hidden there. I began to think how to name. I have to call it "J", I don’t know why. Well, I don’t care about birth, I didn’t take it for exhibitions. But I think "J" should at least be present. In general, small, red, loud... The name of Jelsomino is self-titled. So they called.
A friend calls and there is this conversation:
Tell me what the cat was called.
He is small, red, loud. Guess three times.
Is it Jiggard?
and :)

[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74403
 16.12.2012
No guy, the phantom ringtone sometimes is not only you, I, for example, often works, here or the static, or the ghosts of old phones lived in your pockets ;-)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №74402
 16.12.2012
advertisement on the wall in the toilet of the Belgrade bus station : "please not to use the advertisement as toilet paper";

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74401
 16.12.2012
from the film. This is my daughter, she has an open gunshot wound." I tried to imagine a closed gunshot wound, a little brain not broken.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №74400
 16.12.2012
I am a mysterious woman.
“No, dear, you’re a woman, you know!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №74399
 16.12.2012
I can understand three Japanese words.
But in the text, it is shit!
Fuck, fucking from the street!! to

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №74398
 16.12.2012
Hahahaha, I slept all night yesterday.
Woke up at night.
And I dreamed of ghosts in our apartment, in general, it was a little brick walking around the apartment alone.
I walk through a dark apartment.
I sit at the computer.
15 minutes sitting.
Susanna shuts off electricity
I bleat alone in a dark apartment with a whore in my head
This is all shit.
I go to sleep
At 8:00 a.m. someone calls on their cell phone.
Unknown number
I answer, I say hello, and there are the Sukanazuzwuki of the moving train.
YYY: There was a wheel knock there?
Tagged with: ahah
yyy: cool, I would give it up

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №74397
 16.12.2012
pappabear: like girls it is not easy to live... they have to add the letter "a" after each verb!)))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №74396
 16.12.2012
We are an invincible people!! I watched the discovery tonight. The program itself. They showed about the Antonov-225 aircraft, as it is tested after the flight (shortly, technical inspection). Chassis check, the front wheel is not cleaned - a serious problem! Voice after picture:"The fault of the hydraulics of the front chassis was corrected by corrective actions on the control panel in the cabin"... and on the screen the Slovenian pilot with rage pulling the rubber up and down!!! to

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №74395
 16.12.2012
Choose a shorter. A game for Google or a forum.
xxx: I have half a night, I don't want to decide anything, I want to eat, sleep, on vacation and on handcuffs

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №74394
 16.12.2012
From the movie about Pope's Pig:
"Teddy has a lump! Teddy has big eyes because of the lupus."
I imagined an epic picture, I thought.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №74393
 16.12.2012
The xxx:
Fucks are crazy, crazy.
YYYY :
Frogs and frogs are pale.
The xxx:
Are you mocking?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №74392
 16.12.2012
When progress was made, a girlfriend called on Skype and said, "I sit in Sablee, you could not look at the notepad, I need to leave."

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №74391
 16.12.2012
We live together and sleep on the same bed. I try to do everything for her - clean up, cook, provide her, write out the trust for my car, even give her a trip to Europe. You don’t have to stress – it’s all there. She does not even spend her ZP - it delays. I don’t want to give up, I love crazy. Here is what to do? Who can give good advice? I don’t know if it’s an impasse :(

Drop her out of her bed, do not clean up, do not cook, do not give her travel, let her be stressed. Take away all her salary and only then throw her off. The other brain fucking.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №74390
 16.12.2012
- In Vladimir on the streets periodically guys run with screams "I am Russian, I am sober". Do you have no such?
and no. It’s terrible to imagine you’re being drunk.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №74389
 16.12.2012
This is happening in the SPB.

Quokka: I went to Dylan Moran, so he opened his speech with a joke: they shared with me the right way to place you to me, guys: Moscow stands still.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №74388
 16.12.2012
A fantasy ringtone in the pocket of the pants.
You are not alone in the universe!!! to

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