What will be first: you marry or protect the deer?
Yyy: I’m not sure at all that time is linear.

Esquire, The Rules of Life:
Peris Hilton: “I won’t say who I voted for, but he’s an African American.”

Now guess for whom she voted.

Yesterday in the subway, 8 a.m.
Are you coming out next?
And voluntarily? No is.

xxx: tell me a story
Yyy as grandfather grumbled in the wheelchair and put in the corner that no one was fired? The"
Zzzz: xxx, what kind of story?
ZZZ: Do you want to fall asleep?
I don’t want to be intimacy in L.S.
yyy: O" well and requests
zzz: "He passionately threw her to bed, but missed"

xxx: my wife once black-sly in henesi ho wet
to make something. In the pot. As it is written in the book - to cover the black slime completely.
YYY: The former I hope?
XXX No, I forgive you. It was hard, but I forgave.
YYY: You are the best man!

The Seventh Grade:
Do you want a coral?! to

The heroic slave.by :
I want

The Seventh Grade:
Today it was cold... decided to wear a warm winter jacket... got from the morning.

The Seventh Grade:
all in the pockets of winter jackets find money from the spring, and I found a bubble with urine for analysis... went in the spring for a medical examination, but forgot to pass then))

The cat believes that the end of the world is more important than the new year, so the tree should be bitten on time!

xxx: I wake up at night sleepy, the cat wants to play at night looking, I think well, let go for a walk. Going to the door. He opened the window vertically to ventilate (the flowers prevent it from opening completely), through the top he swallowed it. I see — that’s not the case, he didn’t change his position after I swallowed him — his legs back up, his mouth down, and he’s silent, looking at the floor. I push him, I push him, I think he might jump from a height of half a meter.
Then I noticed the mosquito net.

(12 December 2012)

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The Defeated (

Listen, I have an idea! Maybe if we get rid of the tension, then we can concentrate on Spanish.
Do you mean we should have sex for the sake of education or will we fail the exam?
No is! Even worse! If we pass the exam, we will not go to a good college, we will not find a decent job, we will not earn money, we will have no place to live and have nothing to eat. If we don’t have sex right now, we’ll have to go hungry with miserable knowledge of Spanish!!! to

You are late and you are late to work again!by 111
I: Well you’re paying the salary, so we’re counting :)
Sooner or later you get your salary!1! 1
I’m going to work sooner or later. :)

c) The Digital

Forget your end of the world. Go to Nashville please.

Katyusha (11:40:41 12/12/2012)
We had this with Inge once. I dreamed that I was riding on white jigols on the Experience, and on the front glass is a carpet! I can’t see anything, I look into the side window, I look at the road... And Inge dreams that I’m riding a white jigolo on the Experimental, and I look into the side window, I look at the road... Only the carpet she doesn’t see... She says in the morning – what did you look like in the side window, I say: so there was a carpet on the front...

Deesaped: Top of Blasphemy, Still, Interrupt "Samounters" on Advertising...

Comment on the video "Jigurg on the Red Square":

Mom entered the room, I had to switch to porn, because Porn is easier to explain.

It was an epic moment today. The computer science teacher has long exercised in pronouncement, explaining to us how important it is in our time to be able to use a comp not only for the purpose of playing a battle or L4D, but also to be able to work on it. She concluded her speech with the phrase: "And now we open Paint and draw the steam car..."

Preferences in sharp spices.

I still love when I get damned.
Lio: No one does not like it! and ;)

man: what fucking thing does a pasha write to you in aska, and call you a linochko?! to
Wife: Well, if he didn’t call me, he gave me 10,000. It must!

RT @reijiimeganeko

The best time of my life was in the kindergarten, I had a husband, children, a home and superpowers. //...and I also slept in the day :<

I am looking for a girl for sex. Requirements: not that which is "not such", but that which is "such"