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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №73627
 30.11.2012
Yesterday was Monday and he didn’t smoke.
Dmitry: So I believe in him.
Anthony is cool.
And then I will believe it too. You don’t have to pay for that, right?
Dmitry: This is not free moral support of a friend.
Anthony is all. I am in affair.
And then Misha! We believe in you!
I am happy I will cry
Don’t pay with us.
It is free, I knew.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73626
 30.11.2012
Discussion of the news "Figure of the case on fraud in the sphere of housing and social services were taken to Moscow"
Question: What about the promotion?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №73625
 30.11.2012
Written an application for an extraordinary leave for the last 2 weeks of December, in the reason indicated "I want to meet the end of the world with my wife, not at work"

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73624
 30.11.2012
Vadim, apologize for the late payment, I am in the drink, I will actually go out by Monday. Confirm the order.
Apologize again.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73623
 30.11.2012
About the prostitution:

Let’s consider your legalization.
What are the prices there? Well, let 2000 per hour, how many of them go to the suitener? Half of? Poppy, we clean it off. 2000 per session.
18% of VAT
26% of pensions
2.9 percent social
5.1 percent of healthcare
13% of NDFL
It remains clean: 700 r.
Plus, the prostitute must keep a buch of accounts, or pay an outsourcing accountant, still necessarily a trade union fee and ultimately the profit for the session will be no! To have these 2000 net, the cost of services must be 5715 p.
To whom is it beneficial?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №73622
 30.11.2012
It seems that our television players have an undisclosed rule. If the news shows some household story about the fact that in a certain city / village / village there is a purely household storm (no water, no heat, school closed, no buses, emergency housing), then it is strictly necessary to insert a large-scale caregiver fat cat between the frames of concerned and exhausted people, who is quietly sitting somewhere on the window.

[ + 20 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73621
 30.11.2012
I lost my flash in the eleventh grade.
I am also on the 11th. Not a flash.

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73620
 30.11.2012
Everyone complains that life is just a gesture, and you try to write a cursak from hand in our time. This is not the case. :>

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №73619
 30.11.2012
Legalization of Prostitution:
A prostitute running a billboard? Wow, I haven’t laughed so long ago.
I think of the transmission:
D51 K62 The payment for the service "Minet" was made under the contract No. 348-SOS of 28.11.2012 for the amount of 1500 rubles.

And the invoice? The act?
See also 1C: Prostitution

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №73618
 30.11.2012
From the wall, in one little-known social network, one university group:
The xxx:
Please help me find a winter hat.
It is a brown color with a pompon. I forgot her today in the new body in the 404 audience after 1 pair.
If anyone has found it, please return it.
YYYY :
There is nothing found in the 404 audience.
and ZZZ:
There is a legend that the student who fell asleep in the 404 classroom disappeared for 50 years. And when he woke up, the whole world changed, close relatives and friends already died. Everyone thought he was crazy, and he himself was not sure of his conviction.
The last time he was seen in a store with an old army ceder, picking up a mortar and salt, asking how to get to the Urals.

Per, in turn, students will be surprised at whose time this hat will be discovered. After all, in their times, when closed atmospheric contours and nanotherm-regulatory lacks will be in progress, such accessories will be the fate of only a few aesthetics.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73617
 30.11.2012
It was fun yesterday. Parking I mean popping in the courtyard, and - BACH - knocking the car that is behind me. Nearby the guy was walking, he said "Rush faster until the owner saw". And the owner of this car is my dad.)) Who watched the picture out the window.
The Circus. Even if his car is broken, he is not there.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №73616
 30.11.2012
Photo with beautiful sea landscape and signature "Once a year go where you have never been before!"
First comment: Yes, for example, in Altufevo

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №73615
 30.11.2012
Remember today’s joke. How to identify a girl by a number?
Binary code of DNA?
XXX is easier
XXX: Involve the inner chauvinist
YYY: 0 is a hole?
XXX: Not so chauvinist
Please turn off the programmer :)
Aaa... fucking shit. has arrived. The breast size?
XXX: The Genius

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №73614
 30.11.2012
Denis (17 years old): Just recently I thought that maternity pay is money payments to the computer.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №73613
 30.11.2012
The Russians are tuned for the best...the end of the world to be!!! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №73612
 30.11.2012
Do you have snow there too? We have a lot of crap here.
I just think about what to go tomorrow.
Tatiana: in the Sanskrit

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №73611
 30.11.2012
Night is a time of stupid thoughts and amazing ideas.

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73610
 30.11.2012
A man cannot look beyond the horizon.
Tagged with: avothuy I watched yesterday. dust and spiders. It is time to throw away this deadly telecast.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №73609
 30.11.2012
Comments on the movie "The Cloud Atlas":

"This is a great movie!
It shook me so much that for the first time in many years, I left the room without finishing watching.
After reading the comments, I immediately realized that I am a single-celled, I like to eat chips and squeeze goats :)
I’m absolutely sad that I didn’t grasp the entire depth of the directors’ intentions.
As soon as I get into the sale of DVDs, I will definitely buy and review for long nights, until I finally become a multi-cell. andquot;

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №73608
 30.11.2012
Is he living with his girlfriend and her boyfriend?

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