We have four (!!!) The Deputy Director. So much no
Do you know why you have four?
xxx is?
YYY: in case of an attack on the office they sit in a circle around the director and fall into a meditation that protects the director from crushing, crushing, cutting and firearms!
With their sizes, they don’t need meditation!

and all! We have no more parliament. There is a pitch.

In connection with the adoption of the law on insulting the feelings of believers, I had a question. Atheism is a kind of belief that there is no God. So, can an atheist appeal to the court about the fact that the built temples daily offend his feelings, and demand either the demolition of all the temples, or lifetime material compensation from the RPC? and :)

Go with a friend on the navigator. Tutu suddenly sharp voice - turn to the right. We turn around. We see the brick hanging and the DPS guard. Without waiting for the mat, the navigator solemnly stated - you have left the route!
The boy saw it and was scared. I am not me and the cards are not mine :)

As soon as I sit at work, I went out, admin linuxide and rjute sit.
It became interesting, I started listening carefully.
One says to the other, today they go to work, I ask:
>> What do you know about Linuch?
<< and
>> at what level?? to
<< well tried to install - failed...

We go with a girl and talk:

Q: When I was a child, we sold broken Chinese toys near our house, behind the garages: there were all kinds of ninja turtles, transformers... well, they were all somewhat scary, but cheap, and I could sometimes buy something for a penny. But the copies, of course, were just scary. For example, a turtle with blue bandages and the letter R on the belt. It’s the adults that may not notice such figi, but for children it’s very important, Raphael can’t be with blue bands, he’s wearing red, it’s very important, you understand? So, if my son has such a toy, then I, like a real father, will take and paint her bandages.

D: And I, as a real mother, will throw this toy away.

to this:
The next stage of the script: "prorect".
It’s a project that’s done all through the ass.

Now I understand why in the universe the main - "rector", "prorector"

The Office Magic:
Bring a cup of tea to the boss.
(tested, works in 99 cases out of 100, in the hundred case the boss was on vacation abroad, but called to find out how we do business)

Lithuanian Theatre in Kazan. The show is in Lithuanian. The girl in the depths of the scene is saying something for a long time. The translator in the headphones only breathes and swirls with leaves. N minutes later, the people began to be outraged, saying, where is the promised translation? The translator, withholding the pause: "The Girl Reading a Book". Hysterics in the hall, ovations, curtains.

Surprisingly, we tend to contempt the poor and hate the rich at the same time.

Dangerous greetings

Tarification in any theater is the most painful situation. In the 60s. The conflict commission on tarification at the Moscow Department of Culture, a member of which I was, received a statement from the actress of the Theatre of Lenin Komsomol (now Lenkom), who did not receive an increase in the rate. She received a miserable category, something about 90 rubles, and asked to add 10 rubles, which was an increase in the category. Theatre director Anatoly Efros has died. Obviously he was right, I and the whole commission didn’t even know the name of the actress, and we didn’t have any grounds to believe an artist like Ephros. The actress filed a complaint in court. Here the sufferer played out: she presented several posters, traditionally signed by the director to each performer for the premiere. Usually, such inscriptions are complementary and greeting, but, as shown by the process, the underwater reefs are melted. On the posters the director wrote (I pass on the general meaning and mood): “Thank you for the talented work...”, “Little gold, dear...”, “Thank you for the creative attitude to work...” and so on. The judge, a simple man and not experienced in theatrical diplomacy, asked only one question: “Did you write these inscriptions?” The actress was raised the salary not by ten rubles, as she requested, but by a much larger amount.

Only in our country the president can declare 2013 the Year of Family and Divorce.

The Russian Post has no words.
They sent out "cargo package". According to my own experience, and according to the stories of a bunch of people, it should not have arrived earlier than a month later (as it was last year). I decided to leave for two weeks abroad, what do you think? It was delivered the next day (
You have to pay for every day.
The fucks. Here is the... ball.

When I came here, my mood improved. Now it ruins.

From VK:

One acquaintance, gently bitten to DR, returns home and at some point he begins to brutally mute and "helicopter." He runs into a push, clicks on the switch - and the light does not turn on. There was no time to understand, and this was the last thing that worried him at that moment. Having done his work of emptying the stomach by mouth, he went to sleep. He wakes up soon because he’s being squeezed. It turned out Father. He says, "I sit, shit, I don't touch anyone, here in the sorting the light is extinguished, the drunken body falls, blows on me, goes away. Light is included. The curtain.

Algar
Fuck, the test worked.
Dmitry
Oh, and shouldn’t it have been?
Algar
by Nea. I changed nothing. He started to look again to see how he would fall. He did not fall.
Dmitry
Find out why you earned...

Doctors are the same lawyers, with the only difference that lawyers only rob, and doctors rob and kill.
A.P. Chekhov

With this law on the protection of believers, I expect only one thing – when any Hindu will file a lawsuit against a meat machinery that processes sacred cows.

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From Lenty.ru
Valuev was forgiven for illegal hunting of bonbons
...the authorities established that the boxer lawmaker illegally hunted the bobra, but decided that he did not cause significant damage to the animal world.
They would have decided so!