The end of the world (
Well, until the end of the week and it’s fine.)

He reached the point that when reading the list of U.S. universities, he tried to read Oxford as a sixteen-digit number.

Talk of programmers.
Sergey: In general, besides that everything is wrong, I don’t see other mistakes...

Olya: For what I love free municipal clinics, so for cheap services.

About mutual understanding:
Admin in the general chat:
We can’t change the hoops, right?
The Secretary:
Oh, leave what nature has rewarded :")

I read in the news: "A deer drove a man into the trunk of a car and took his cigarettes". What do these journalists smoke?

XX: I realized that I am reminded of the raised trees in November. It’s as if the bride, a month and a half before the wedding, was everywhere in a white dress and fat. Br...

Early morning. The Sunday. 7 in the morning.
I sleep, I do not touch anyone.
DDRDRDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! to
I jump: Good Morning Mazafaka!Even the perforator screamed.
DDDDDDRRRR stops and behind the wall such a sad voice: I am what? My wife forced...

When I first saw the interview with Kurayev, I laughed. Now my children are learning from his textbooks. I am not laughing.

I go in the bus (guard), the conductor asks to transfer money for the ride from the back yard. In the middle stands a woman of large size and on all attempts to transfer money through her, she thinks that it would be transmitted through those who sit, and she was not touched. On the front seat sits a 4-year-old boy with his mother, observes the whole situation very closely for five stops and says pretty loudly:
“Mommy, is my aunt so bad because she’s fat?”
The bus begins to rust quietly, the mother is embarrassed, the woman becomes red... in a few seconds:
“Mommy, is she fat because she’s lazy to move her ass again?”
Even the driver of the bus.)
The woman red like cancer jumped out at the first stop.)

Make me a massager. I have not had a massage for a year.
She is tired: Do you have a conscience?
He: And I have no more conscience.

Whc: By the way! If at the end of the world everything is planned correctly, then you can eat, shrink, dress up, fill the mouth of someone who has long dreamed - and the mess / side / deadline will not have time to happen!
What if the end of the world doesn’t happen?
Whc: If the training was quality, at least personal - guaranteed!

My mom is coming to me on Friday.
M - Something early, I did not expect it before December 21

%user%: I'm scared to think which part of the snowboat can be changed with the help of grabs.
%name of the driver.

I am old...

I remember washing plastic bags.

X: Pash, do I need a visa to Karelia?
Y is yes. He left the Russian Federation this morning.

After three goals from Barcelona in the first half, commentator:
"Spartak has a time to decide who will change his shirt with Messi.

10 is Men don’t like women who argue with them.
Men like to be smarter than women, they think it should be. But they will never refuse to support a good quarrel or discussion with a nice girl, especially if she will lead.

XXX: Where is the continuation?

YYY:...especially if it is going to bring serious arguments. The end. Imho

zzz: end: bringing with you nice girlfriends...

XXX: She was good?
YYY: I have no idea
YYY: And what exactly?
xxx : xd
xxx: approved
yyy: I didn’t understand from where you got the knowledge that she started shaving something )) Then I thought you made a mistake in the word pudrila )

My grandmother came to host. He calls me to work and says, "The cat is crazy, he needs to sleep, he is eating his shit." I rush home after work and see that my grandmother has confused a bag of food and a bag of toilet filling. The hungry cat did not withstand, in short... Well, even if it had suffered before the evening, it did not fall into the bowl. Breaking the pattern in the cat.