Based on Religion *
The sect. We make our own zombies.
Agah and the sacrifice of virgins
They are not translated, they are not translated.

I only drink a glass of red wine once a week.
It is wonderful!
...which does not prevent me from suffocating the whisker for the remaining six days
- O_O

I work at the post office in the city of N, handle packages and send them to other areas. So here comes the day a strange box wrapped in scotch, and on it the address of "Father Christmas", the sender's address is not. We went to show this package to the boss, to ask what to do with her. Well, I had to open, we open, and there a sheet of paper and colored pencil is written "Father Moros padari iron road" and the drawings are different.. there is something vague like Santa Claus, snowmen and snowmen are different)) It was very nice. If there was the sender’s address, they would send a toy to the child.

Why is it so sad?
Wife: I did sports today, and I am now so bad... I do everything, I do it, and I get worse and worse every day...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Whoever has a cow, whoever has a goat, whoever has a sheep, and whoever has a goat. Be careful, you are a fan of anecdotes. I am also polite. If you understand what I am talking about.

Today my dad told me on the phone how to get him to work.
Dad: Do you see the road forward goes four hundred meters, and then turn to the left?
I: I see
Oh, oh, I will call you again.
I walk on this road, I get to the turn... the phone rings:
So don’t go there, you go to the other side.

- My parents on the country will be removed.Big house, bathroom, all business...
The car of N-N-Nada.
...now, all Mortal Kombat releases, all Alpha seasons on DVD
On her body!!! to
and solidarity.)

Exler: The refrigerator Vityaz actually lived for 20 years. At that time, the Soviet people did not need to change the refrigerator more often.

Why change it if it works? This is not an iPhone.

A friend told during the discussion methods of fighting neighbors-smokers:
The neighbor from above regularly threw the bulls into the windscreen. Once the bull will fall right in front of your eyes. I picked up the nearest aerosol and light bulb. Well, I was terrified in the ventilation of the serpent! A wild scream of horror from the neighbor above. No more bulls.

The last blow the system tries to inflict on a great writer or poet is to torture children with his works so that they will then stay away from artistic literature for the rest of their lives.

When I was in a position to think about who I wanted more: a daughter or a son, the mother-in-law told me a story about some parents who wanted a boy very much.
The mother-in-law was studying at school, and one day at an anatomy class, the teacher told her former classmate the following:
The young men married, the wife became pregnant and gave birth to a daughter on time. Everything is fine, but the husband says: here would be a boy for us, I want a son. Well what! I need a son! A woman becomes pregnant and... in 9 months a twin is born! The girls! My husband is a little in shock. (Very unexpectedly - about ultrasound at the time and didn't know) Well...Three daughters - it's already cool, but I want a son! A woman wants to please her husband and becomes pregnant again. It is time to give birth, take her to the birthplace. My husband is nervous, waiting. After some time, the nurse comes out, approaches the stand where all the information about the fasting is written: well there is No of the chamber, the sex of the child and the weight... well, the shorter fits and opposite the surname of his wife (this is all happening in the eyes of the poor daddy) writes 3d. Three girls!! The man is ill, he no longer understands anything, ask the nurse did not have time, and she has already gone. It takes 10 minutes... The same nurse comes out, approaches the stand and... corrects 3 to 4, the letter “d” remains... That’s it! After seven girls, the wife categorically refused to try to conceive the boy.

There is nothing more poisonous in the world than a female friendly collective!

Gentlemen, I have found the meaning of life!
> Where is it?
> Find the meaning of life on Wikipedia!

I sit at a meeting. Apparently, almost any question of the chief can be answered "the contract is at the stage of signing". The boss will be fully satisfied. Because the phrase implies the meaning: everything is at work, and when we will finish - I don't know, but we will finish soon! Maybe... Maybe... But I’m not sure.

Poohpeedooh: A girlfriend forced herself to roll on the floor in convulsions for 15 minutes:
"Wouldn’t it be nice to come to Romania to the castle of this man, like his... Valdis Pelch?"
They drove both.

• closure of websites and deletion of content
xxxxxxxxxxx:
look at it and really we will go out on the passport... and the IOP will be issued in the district department after providing certificates from a narcologist, psychologist and proctologist
Monday and Wednesday from 12-00 to 12-30
The state duty for the issuance of iPhones will be 317r92k
Annually, the authorisation must be confirmed by submitting the results of the prophysical examination.
every router, switch, modem, networking machine will be registered in the UK and once a quarter a drunk uncle with a fat aunt and a terrible mother will come, telling them nothing more to do will rewrite the journal of the mac addresses and inventory numbers of the network inventory in a broadened, numbered and printed journal hand-wrapped from a healthy notebook in a hard-wrapped.
On the eve of the entrance will hang an announcement that all tenants are requested to be at home from 09-00 to 23-00 in connection with the scheduled inspection of equipment.

The Smolensk Crystal Factory for the fencing of diamonds into diamonds (JSC Crystal) re-created the Great Crown of the Russian Empire, spending, according to experts, at least $ 5 million. Whether it will be sold at auction is not yet known. At the same time, the administration advised employees of the association not to take new loans, as the payment of premiums will be stopped. For reference: salary of a warehouser working with material values worth hundreds and thousands of dollars, 9140 p.

The internet is getting harder. This is no longer the Internet that was before.
It’s time to make your own internet! Blackjack and prostitutes.

American scientists have come to the conclusion that for several thousand years the intellectual abilities of mankind have slowly but surely deteriorated because people no longer need to use intelligence to survive.
UK scientists have a serious competitor.
XX: Probably they were just exploring each other.

A comment from the hubro, which will fit any laws adopted in the country:

Humanity has not yet surpassed the child whispering the chair it has struck. We banned non-voluntary tools, gas wagons, concentration camps, and mass shootings, instead of banning degeneratives. I know who

You spend more energy on quarrels than on work
WOW: It is not true!