The morning was fun!
Listening to the horoscope promised a good day. I think, well, here I will be and really everything will go wrong, but in any case I decided to "check" - guess on the book of stories)) On the question "will this day be a good day?" hit my finger in "My joy, how do I know?!" ;))

On the ozone I am looking for a book for my daughter: "Do and play. This is fun" The search gives the second number: "Under the beer and the shale. Rest now brother! Special selection of songs for a good rest.and"

When I was a child, I often played a game in the kitchen, when I helped my mom with lunch ''who would clean the potato faster'.which made me happy that I was always winning.

I will also test the myth that you can’t get drunk.
Yyy: Ok) there and Lisha wants to test and gene.
That is, if I drink I can’t worry that you will rape me, you will overweight)))
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Are you smiling? ?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY

XX: it turns out memory man is not the brain, the brain processes the current, like a processor
Where is the memory?
XX: in the DNA, in the nuclei of the cells of the whole organism, and therefore the fox knows what it is

The husband who was leaving for a business trip could not even imagine how he made a cruel mistake when, at the train station, saying goodbye to his wife, not "To meet", but "Let's go!"

XXX is
I don’t know where to get a mirror.
XXX is
Although many do not stop...

B0JIK
I invented a new app for contact.)
It will be in 30-40 years.)

B0JIK (11:14:13 1/10/2012)
There will be an opportunity for grandmothers to leave a comment to any user. This comment will appear on the wall. typically "80 people think you’re a drug addict" ))))))))

B0JIK (11:15:11 1/10/2012)
And most importantly, this same comment will appear on the grandmother's friend's wall. Irina Petrovna considers this to be a drug addict. Do you agree?" )

B0JIK (11:15:51 1/10/2012)
In the end, all the contact will consist of drug addicts and prostitutes.)

Lav: I thought, I’ll make money — I’ll buy a tablet, I’ll play evil birds.
Lav: Six months did not eat, did not sleep, of course, the birds played on the PC.
I finally bought a plan.
LAW: Do you fuck me now?

She realized that her breasts really grew when she dropped an apple in her decoult.

Discuss the video where Bieber plays on stage during a concert.
The best comment:

Missantropic
Even Bieber is sick of Bieber :D

I have a new boyfriend)
XX: I started to remember what happened yesterday.
XX: He proposed to meet.
XXX: I asked him to write a receipt about what he remembers saying)))
XX: I wake up in the morning, the receipt lies
WOW: It is all serious!

I turned on the TV now. The National Geographic. They are looking for the German submarines. Under the voice of the dictator show a chronicle of the fighting life of German sailors. In one of the footage showed how they charged a torpedo with the inscription. In the Russian. "For Stalin!"

(13:54:19) Riot: still like the main character all the way in a helmet (never shoot for the movie) he covers almost all the face except the beard and lips
(13:54:34) Riot: so he demonstrated his acting skills with this piece better than a dwarf paralytic!
(13:54:50) Riot: a sad beard! a beard in anger, a thoughtful beard...
(13:55:14) Riot: and only a fun beard the viewer has not seen, because the hero is too brutal for all kinds of fun

by Lenta

FAS decided to put Russians in line for seats at the cemetery in order to fight corruption in this service market.

I could not write further...

111 - and I like porn with sanitary workers, with electricians, with gardeners there all kinds of)
222 - Is it because you are a sanitary engineer? x )
111 - No, of course it is too! But more important is the sense of justice that the working class punishes the bourgeois.

The mechanical pop is burning again:

However, the collision speed of both probes relative to the asteroid should be quite impressive, from 10 to 30 km / s (36-108 km / h). Such speeds existing carrier missiles do not allow to develop.

The stone:
Have fun: "(36-108 km/h) Such speeds existing carrier missiles do not allow to develop..."
Connect to the Gepard.

Buy me a coat.
I: Look out the window.
I saw the shoes yesterday.

A acquaintance (Z) sends photos of mice (Mongol sandwiches)...commentary after the transfer of files...

(Z) Photo 1 is Sam... but I have disgusting doubts that this black face (photo 2) named Dancer, Sam is choking... so Sam may soon turn into a Seed and fertilize me to a hero of mice... I am in thought... I will...

* From the dispute of developers *
Go to DLL? We’re not at Microsoft working to fuck!