A friend (27 years old) "meets" with a self-sufficient man (45+ years old) and complains to me that he comes to the finish too quickly.
Yesterday I slipped twice... and saluted. I was left hungry..."
Well, how could you stay here without saying: "We had to swallow..."
The 2nd day blows.

From the newsletter: "I remind you that I am still waiting for information from those who want to insure against the bite of a tick and your relatives."

Special agents scroll through a clever combination to identify the main terrorist’s ip’s.
It’s hard, but I learned! and 192.168.0.14

This awkward moment when the IP of the main terrorist in your subnet...

xxx: Instead of the cursor a black rectangle that celebrates the symbols!!! How to remove?
Tagged: insert
XXX: Thanks to God!

Deliver cargo from Moscow to Moscow by plane - 4500r. Deliver it from the office in Moscow to Domodedovo - 3000r. Probably an airplane.

Rekken: Working in the market, I also had a case when my grandmother came with a puddle and left without it. So I never returned - the bowl was in my backyard for a long time - for a couple of years I chased them by local nurses, calling me a healer, demanding to help get out (or get in) from drinking, consulting, with serious mouths, about the treatment of hemorrhoids with valerian and bringing photos of thick climaxing cabbages for twisting.

Hate is the privilege of the defeated.

A few days ago, walking his taxi in the park, watched a funny picture. At four meters from the trail, someone took out and left a cardboard box with a cloth. I don't know why or why, but the cloth from this box was noticed by the protein, and so sharply began to drag, apparently, into his house. Once she escaped, two escaped, three... But here on the horizon appears a man with a wheelchair, who, looking around with a predatory gaze, assessed how to survive... At this time our worker, grabbing another sling, broke to the house. The man, approaching the box, looked at it, but apparently decided not to smash it in a public place, but simply put it on a wheelchair, and quickly walked on. The white woman returned and did not see her box, looked around and noticed a man with a wheelchair with the same box. Having issued an unclear cry, a whisper, or something else, the white broke behind the man, caught, jumped onto the box, not ceasing to whisper something on its white tongue. The man looked around and saw a whirling whirl. The game lasted about a minute. I don't know if the man perfectly mastered the white tongue, or simply guessed that he did not take his own, but, smiling, he removed the box from the wheelchair and put it aside from the trail, and he went on his own business. Belka instantly grabbed some cloth from the box and instantly took away, apparently, to complete her house.

Previously, students studied and worked, and now they work and teach.

I recently joined a small company. It was cold and I had to wear a sweater. I didn’t wear them before, I didn’t like them.
I go along the way and think - whether it is I learned to tolerate the collision of circumstances, whether it is my mutation to the system administrator begins))

Radioactive: It happens to me strange.
[Organizm]: Do you confuse the teeth and the teeth?
Radioactive: I don’t want to play
Radioactive: Generally
Radioactive: Nothing
Radioactive: Why is it
WOW, this is not a joke.
[Organizm]: so a girl can get started

The Habr. Topic "Durex has created vibrating underwear that can be controlled through a smartphone".
sergpenza> And if you make such a t-shirt - you can scratch your back from the iPhone :)

Chat games online.
You will die, guys, let us live together!

A few years ago, we asked to allocate two escort cars for the opening. The official answer was 10 thousand rubles per crew, free only if they are VIPs or children.
After that discovery, I saw a crossroads on the road in the Dubkov area, with three crew escorts. I don’t know if they’re kids or VIPs.

Tell me, how did you know it was free?

- By the way, why not introduce the discipline of legal programming and how the founders of the current to earn millions?) The following is the concept (for unprecedented right):
We enter the whole mountain in the base, we do the type as in tests and surveys buttons with parameters, you enter all parameters-button-he has you a verdict (guilty, not guilty) in the trial in the full version also and punishment assigns)
In the Russian version, donations will be allowed.

HHH: I am breathing up here.
WOW: I will see that.
xxx: My mom's girlfriend was constantly crying, like her son lives with a girl who is scary, and the hut collapses, the house is dirt, unwashed dishes and garbage around the corners, even in bags.
How does this affect your health? The waltz receives...
We set up silence, we listen eagerly. Yesterday I came to my mom for a cup of tea dark and thoughtful. The type came to visit the heir and there cleanly, the repair was going on, fed, drank, withdrew money for the continuation of the repair and wished to come as long as the time was.
Did I eat it, did I eat it?
The boy Dima has got into a relationship with a girl and lives with a boy, which is characteristic, Dima.
WOW is powerful.
Can you help with the repair?

How did you walk with your new lady?
A hundred pounds (
XXX is oh! Give to?
We are all well...
XXX: I did not give it.

He roared in the voice! The airport. The three seats in the waiting room are all filled. One of the passengers is nervous before the flight and actively pulls his leg and does not notice the unhappy eyes of the neighbor from the transmitted fluctuations. Finally, the landing is announced, the dissatisfied passenger with a breath of relief stands up and stretches the "dropper" 100p. On a silent question in the eyes of 0_o gives: "this is the payment for a vibratory massage chair, as in all decent places 10p. 1 minute" xD

I asked Google what grows in the Afghan steppes. out: "Islamic self-identification is growing"

Appeal to the UFMS:

"Hello to you!
I would like to sign up for a reception with the head of the department. Please tell me when and how can I do it?"

Response from the UFMS Support Service:

"Your appeal remains without consideration, in view of the fact that the appeal does not understand the essence of the appeal."

Trolls are such trolls.