A reminder of another story from my manager, who once worked in the "Marphine Barracks". About what security measures are there, I have already written here in the story of a foolish man who stopped a car with a secret cargo.
The time of the Brezhnev stagnation. The word “hop-stop” was then known to every citizen, and no one wanted to hear them on the street. The salary was then issued in almost all enterprises in one day, it seems to be 25 days. The hoppies knew this very well, after a working day they guarded the lonely passers and wooled for money. This time, someone almost lost the result of their monthly work. Picture: a guy with a wallet runs, with the screams of "hold the thief!" he is pursued by a man. Zevaki at the stop quietly observe, no one is going to catch the thief for someone else's portfolio. Per a "squeeze" in the bubble will blow, then this often happened. The physical training of the thief is clearly better than that of his victim, he, like an experienced parkourist, jumps through the fence encountered on his way. Conventional concrete fence, such as those that fence warehouses, parking spaces, buildings. Only the guy was clearly not a local, on the criminal jargon "golden thief". What was behind that fence, he obviously did not know. And behind the fence there was a second fence, with a clutch wire and a security system. Within a few seconds, the unsuccessful jumper finds himself under the target of the automate who resorted to the signal of the WOHROVC. Unlike that stupid thief, the thief was not led to the first department, and it is so clear what happened. He was just arranged a small educational conversation and conducted on the intermediate perimeter to the passageway, where he was already awaited by the militia "cracker" and the owner of the stolen portfolio.

If Mercedes will continue to develop electronic filling of its cars, they will soon leave Russia independently back to Germany.

I went to visit a friend. And they are there with the whole family (mother, dad, daughter) in the kitchen discuss something fiercely, and everyone insists on their point of view. No compromise seems to have been reached. Here comes to me a friend’s mother and sounds emotional:
- Masha, I live with three hamsters and two dudes!
From the kitchen comes a friend’s comment:
You won’t believe it, but I too.

So why doesn’t anyone make winlocks with Darth Vader? You turn on the computer and there you are Darth Vader, the Imperial March and a request to send SMS to help the imperial strike jets make a star of death.)

They have almost fallen asleep.
Wife: Are you sleeping?
My husband mmm. What?
Do you know why people get married?
M: Well, to raise children, to be around all the time, to grow old together...
The Voot! What do you expect most in old age?
The grandchildren?
No, they are waiting for their spouse.
Q: Do you want to drink?
J : Yes! Bring me a glass of water!

I was ashamed recently...
An aunt in a resort town asked her to take a picture.
Anjo: and I look, the camera is somewhat strange, the screen is very small and generally
Anjo: in general, I stand I curl in my hands this miracle, closer further, and the image is small and somewhat reversed
Anjo: a woman like this says: girl, bring it to the eye, it’s an ordinary soap (!!)...
Anjo: I’m just offgeled, because I was about ten years old and only photographed her. I did not admit ?

How much progress has been made.
I turned off the lights and sat on the internet with candles.

xxx (working in a fur firm): I wrote a few hundred bills in the day at work. Simply because some clever man on them instead of the standard abbreviation "bd" (big defect) wrote "bds", encrypting in this "big defect of sophisticated fur".

Do you want to meet one by one? Come here, we are waiting for you.

Vladimir: machine guns built in the chest.
It is strange not to have thought of this before!

The machine guns were in Austin Powers, if I’m not mistaken.

Women are "horrible what stupid" and "charmful what stupid".
And there are pleasant exceptions to the rules and those in which you tell the previous options.

I give to the poor what I give to the rich.

The perfect cake is the one that starts with the first bite.

The case takes place in Portugal.

Have you found a lawyer in the team?
I found.
How are they called?
Rui Fernandez Sousa.
Is this the one you met at a golf club in the mountains?
and yes.
is excellent. So we will note: the party pseudonym of the lawyer will be "Ruy from the mountain".

About the washing machine:

" A very good machine.
Not very noisy.
He does not jump.
Not a broken management.
Written "Made in Germany" (I had a son there, it worked well)"

He talks about his first date:
Leo_ParT: She asked me what I think about gay marriages.
Leo_ParT: And I start so meekly: “I’m 29 years old, I’m still not married...”
Leo_ParT: I look, the eyes round and it seems she expects the finish in the style of “I am a gay, and I torment with you, because you are very similar to a man”
Leo_ParT: So I continue with the short-talk, “So as you can guess, I’m not very good at heterosexual marriages.”
Leo_ParT: I felt like I heard a breath of relief.

I sit in the room behind the compost on the 5th floor. The window is open. On the street, some man begins to cough like a tuberculosis and everything will not stop. He walked out of the table, not thinking he would hear:
Stop smoking!
I hear the answer:
is also true.

Half of the first night, Dad puts you to sleep.
You are a hunter, right?
and yes.
What are you dreaming?
And now Mom will snore and Daddy will dream that he is hunting a beemot...

Fuck, that is the case. You’ll be surprised, but I have a shower at home and even a bath in which I wash every day, if not lazy. A couple of days ago, as the washing process approached the end, I tried to turn off the water and, standing in the bathroom, took the handle. Then I realized that she was under great tension. Now every shower becomes a normal such quest as soon as the grounded bath in which I am standing is soaked. In short, the question is how, knowing the electrical resistance of water and pipes, to calculate in which apartment in the bathroom is the corpse with the dryer on. He has been lying for three days.

Someone in Hanze responded to the introduction -
You are without food, compass, maps, knife, clothes, communication and fire.
We were in Thailand in the winter. What to do?"

Lie down, smile and take the posture in which you want to stay forever.