Fighting the ban on the sale of alcohol is the same as fighting the closure of toilets.

Onishchenko proposes to close 1,500 websites.
- It reminds me of a pregnant schoolgirl rubbing weight loss cream in the blisters.

They say mat. fak. changed the name?
Yes, now the fact.myth, but the essence remains)))))
And why?
- well throw, before the student thought:"A, mat.fak, a lot of matana, I will not go!". A shets :"O, Faculty of Mathematics and Information Technology, I will go to inf.technology)))"
The graduate arrives,

And he’s there as a killer, killer, killer!!!! to

xxx: She put me 75 in the record and 63 in the record! How is it?! to
WOW: This is the Commission.

I stand somehow in collecting to pay payments. The payment is split in half, there is money to pay. I am standing in a row. Suddenly, I look next to me on the floor a thousand rolls. Well, I bended, the type of rope to tie, unnoticedly raised and put in my pocket. It’s just gone, there’s no money. I go to the window, give a bill and look at the money is missing exactly a thousand... It turned out that I found and picked up my own falling thousand. And there is nothing to be glad that I did not lose with the ends, but found it, so on the contrary, I was very upset! I thought I had a thousand more, but it turns out I didn’t have it. by Naeb...

I am now in transition to Timiryazevskaya. My grandfather's mints are driven away who sells strawberries in plastic containers. And aunt is such a mindset – let me take one box, and then drive it out. and. and. and.

When I went to the swimming pool, I was frozen, especially my legs. He went in, changed his clothes, wore swimsuits, went to the shower, flushed, wore a hat and glasses. I go out to the swimming pool, removed the shorts and when I started to go down the stairs into the water, I noticed that I was crawling in my socks)))

Ni(c)

He witnessed a subtle first-April trolling. At the beginning of the working day, one employee with an absolutely serious and almost solemn face congratulated a colleague (objectively speaking a bit stupid) with a professional holiday. The professional fool smiled polishedly and thanked the congratulator, bringing all present in indescribable enthusiasm. Only 30 seconds later he realized that somewhere there was a...

Two doctors came out of the closet.
And they fled, Hook.

Dmitry
No matter the SP. What do you want?
Assy
White Lamborghini, a house on the Maldives, 4-5 children and a lot of money
Dmitry
Not a lot of children?

From the news: "Onishchenko found 1700 websites about suicide"

Commentary under the news : "Sorry, help him decide what way to choose"

Well, the Ice Battle without a small 800 years ago was, there is a more refreshing example.
We were somehow at excavations not far from those places, but not at Wonder, but closer to Pskovsky. They cut out the "language" (a grandfather from the local, he was already a conscious boy in those years), he told. To them in the village (on the shore of the lake) faschies on dogs on the ice jumped. Where they came from is unknown, because we took them on the shore and drove them all down. And it was April 30, 1944, the ice was all standing. And I was small (in the early 1980s), the rivers opened in May. So this is a Russian spring :)

Alexey, let’s make friends and fuck?! to
Okay... Okay... Okay.
AHAHAHA from April 1
Do you mean friendship and fuck away?! to
Oh yeah yeah!
Let’s fuck at least =)

The boss rejoiced: I open the door to the toilet, and right in front of me there he sinkes. The following dialogue:
I: I am the first...
N: Of us two, the first to go to the toilet was invented by me in 1981.
I am the Argumeneeent.

You are also overwhelmed by immigrants who have just arrived in Russia and do not understand why in March the snow has not melted yet?

All covered in greenery, absolutely all, the island of deceit in the ocean is...
YYY: What, also left in Cyprus?

I love winter in early May.
There is heavy ice on the rivers.
and the wind of May,
I borrowed snow.

Swine

In the venereological department, the patient's conversation in the registration room:
We need to record your phone number.
I gave my wife’s number.
We need your number.
- <Dicts >
Is this your number?
They are Larissa’s neighbors.
What will we tell her? What is Syphilis?

My colleagues told me on the morning of April 1 that it was April 2. Whether they were fools or fools, I don’t know.

My girlfriend has a loose throat, she sits and whispers. I decided to joke.
Q: And where is this sunshine my throat cold, heaven kissed in the wind?
She turns to me with such a sublime voice.
D: Going in a car with the windows open was a mistake.
I have no cars...
Do I think I’ll joke or laugh?
I asked a friend and he said, fuck... and laugh.