Galickoff: Today found in the house no inflated WiFi. My name is "I have a daughter! Barman, all WiFi at my expense!"

Quaker: And today my girlfriend Lena came back from work in hysteria. She works in a branch of a Croatian firm as an accountant-administrator, they have everything in English there. He talks about his difficult working day. She filled the estimate on the purchased goods and sealed it in one column... As a result, a tearful request came from the head office, for which a portable hard dick was purchased (thought as a hard disk for PC). It took half a day to answer. The director also turned out to be humorous, sent all the units a newsletter to all the offices that if anyone needs this device, contact Lena, she knows where to buy. and :)

I read from not doing news science and technology.I encountered this:

On the account of the U.S. military, this is far from the first development to create robots that mimic objects of living nature. In 2011, American engineers introduced several prototypes of spy robots in the form of insects or birds. And the company Boston Dynamics from the middle of the 2000s began to develop the robot-dog Big Dog, which was originally positioned as a carrier machine designed for hard-to-pass terrain, and later, in 2013, it was made a hand for BROSSING TOWERS!

The revolt of cars appears in a different light...

I’m playing a new Tomb Raider, and here in the middle of the game I’m stuck in some room from which I can’t find a way out. I long and scrupulously explore all possible escape options, and I am delighted - finally, at least some old-school puzzle, like in previous parts! After an hour I could not stand, I watched the video on YouTube. It turned out that it was a glitch of the game and the right door simply "forgot" to open.

Can we talk about this in a drunkard? It is uncomfortable here.
R.A.V.ENo, I cannot do that. You prepare, come up with arguments, honor Kant, Feuerbach, and I what? I will be drunk.

In Grozny the house burned, and then it turned out that it was built illegally, some Turks, and all the documents on the house in Turkish
yyy: And then it turned out that this was not a document, but a script of the Great Century.

taken from the fire:

A lot of people say "Let’s get married". I have a special attitude to her. Four years ago I graduated from the Conservatory and met a young man. I, from childhood surrounded only by doctors of sciences, considered myself a very intelligent and subtly sensitive lady. He is the owner of a small but successful company. He was not stupid, quite the opposite, at least in terms of life wisdom could give a hundred points ahead of my whole most intelligent family. But he, of course, did not hear how in this moment the violin plays subtly and correctly, did not like poems and the like and the like. Although I loved him, I was very good with him, he had a great sense of humor, and there was something to talk about, I doubted everything and did not agree to marry.
And here, sitting on a manicure in the salon, I watched the show "Let's get married", where the host said to the heroine about the following: "You have to marry someone who makes you feel protected. And if you want to judge about poetry, write in the poetic circle.
Overall, it has been 4 years, we have a daughter, I work in the same conservatory. During the day I communicate with colleagues about the beautiful, and in the evening, returning home to my beloved family to my beloved husband, remembering the unstructured lone ladies-colleagues and unadapted to life colleagues-men who are forever in search of muse, I always think of 2 things: 1. What a happiness! and 2. Thank you Larisa Guseeva!

Everyone says that we have GDP growth, and I all explain that our GDP has been 60 years old, at this age people do not grow.
Vasily Melnychenko

X: Let’s take, for example, the world of “Harry Potter” – if you remove all the supernatural from the plot, it turns out that it is the story of a boy-student of a private school-internat, who is hunted by a surviving crazy maniac-recidivist. A book with such a story hardly anyone started to read to children.

The Red Hat is the story of how a wolf ate two people, and then their remains were taken from his opened corpse. Konök-Gorbunok - about how a person is spared in boiling milk, then - in boiling water, and then thrown into the cold so that he does not die and slowly sink. A "Buratino" - about two psyches who are mixed with talking dolls and beasts.

- I have a java programmer at home, go show me;)) (a phrase that will help if you want to catch a cute HR'ku)

“American state allowed drivers to eat slaughtered animals”
Here our lovers of hunting in America will be pleased. You see, the pursuits will arrange, on races in the forest...

How can you compare the incomparable? ?
May the fans of Harry Potter and the fans of Lord of the Rings come together in the battle!
Zzz: I am a fan of Narnia. Where should I go?
Tag: in the closet

In the Pacific District (Vladivostok district) the advertising shield fell.
In the city of P. Hundreds of people remained without advertising. A group of marketers have already arrived at the scene.

One evening I went out with my son for a walk for bread, he was in a wheelchair. The cars are parked close to each other on the sidewalk, I go and look at some passage between them. Here, with the film-hitting brakes in front of us on the sidewalk, a somewhat rubbed car is parked sharply. Polite please, my uncle said, could you not get off the sidewalk, Motka and I need to go through - no reaction... I stood a little, I approach closer, I repeat the request, there is no reaction and he does not get out of the car and does not leave. Here from behind comes my neighbor, evaluates the situation for a few seconds, then gives some short and incomprehensible command to his huge unknown breed dog. This hairy "horse" jumps onto the car's cap and begins to do a small need right there. To say that the man in the car was stuck, it means not to say anything, you can only imagine what he was there, a picture with all the dog's anatomical details opened up from the car. He began to signal exhaustedly, but Dogecevich did not even lead his ear, completed his business and lazyly jumped off the hood. Beating, the man suddenly surrendered back and also resounded. Why am I all that? People, let’s be sensitive to each other, because you don’t want to respond to humility with such radical measures.

Among the comments on the Hubble:

Our state according to this principle and makes us all happy - first to do worse, then to return as it was.
WOW: A non-performing tactic, I used it in Simsity. When people start complaining about taxes – you raise their interest rates by 50 and then you lower their interest rates by 20 – and everyone is happy.

The late spring. I anticipate the disappearance.
A very nervous farmer grows neurasthenia on beds

Actions "femen" more and more resemble the TV show "naked and funny" with the only difference that the actress in the end takes the guard away from the show.

I live in a city of sorcerers. Every second man on the street is able to squeeze in an invisible nose.

By the way, I remembered that on November 27, Zhenka Kuznetsov went to the army.
2: Do you know?
1: Ned, where I warn, unfortunately, I did not guess (

Admin, thank you very much for the absence of the red punch in the comics!