My mom was on a surprising bus today - there was absolute, complete silence. People went in, quietly looked around, quietly walked, and quietly went out. No radio was played, no stops were announced, not even the phones were ringing. Do you know why?
The conductor slept sweetly on the back seat, nobody wanted to wake her.

Topic about the patent "displays" from apple, a bunch of comments, holiwares and:
Q: You are crazy! Whatever they rest, s*k
A: So short and clear! The man seemed to say a little, but how emphatically he described his point of view!

Listen, you have been studying in college for a year and a half, what have you learned? What is most important to you of what you learned? Will it be useful in life?
YYY: I learned protective things. This is very important. It will be useful in the next six years.
Xxx :?? to
Yyy: Drink coffee on the go and don’t lick.

xxx: I read the news about how the song was created "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
xxx: while I read, my recording likes a guy with Cobain on the avatar
You know what I felt at that moment.

Do you think the tool is not a kitchen tool?
It is you relatives 6 kg of frozen meat did not pull!

Itonay: We liked the design, just send us a picture in LSD format.

Flowers for girls, the same as socks for men, must be smelled first.

OOOU :
But I am still crazy about you.
The xxx:
Shirted?

He felt an adult after habitually knocking on the key with his fist, and the key flew into the hole. It had not been so before...

Oh, maybe you know.
The Chinese?
O O O! Of course, I am from Russia, Chinese is my second language!

You look... Russia is a long tsuko... The left tail speaks English, and the right one is just... :-/

From the video on YouTube, racing supercars.
1 Leader: By the way, we recommend to everyone, we do so, we have cars registered in Vladivostok, while the fine arrives there, the limitation period - yok.
The Russian Post - use us!

I am lying in a hospital with polysynusitis, but this is not the essence of the military hospital here and the soldiers are simple and the officers are lying. I decided to make a plate of foil to strengthen the signal... with a kind and honest face in the toilet before the outing among the soldiers and officers, I asked the foil. After a while, I understood why they all stopped.
P.S. Intelligence in the military sphere is very harmful you are either a drug addict or a madman

I thought, this is only in ridiculous comedies: I go to the race, on the left of the staircase cosmetics are sold. I turn, I think to get in between two stands with cosmetics and... beautifully lubricated in the glass, picturesque stretching my hands. Only a slow slide was lacking for complete happiness. The passage was within a meter from the scene of the collision. The vendors looked so sympathetically, they probably thought that I really want a new dress.

I advise you Dr. Webb, in two years no virus.
aa, no, lying - there was one, father caught, but the web hit him quickly
Did my father come?? to

snegurk@ [19:09]
I live on the 5th floor, in the morning I open my eyes, and in the window a man stands  I was almost paralyzed) and this turns out to be a ruby topol

Something bad spring this year, cold.
Yyy: (Drawing in Moscow) That was nothing, it was worse in 1974, then my car and my boss were made.

The gaspasser:
I am prepared to tolerate theft of officials, robberies, fellow citizens' humiliation and even unfair elections, but two things cause me hundreds of hatred - dog shit, where you can't look and cars on the sidewalks and lawns.
dartp: Apply one to another.

From Habr.
A security programmer from SecurityTube.net was pleasantly surprised to learn that Hollywood filmmakers used its source code in one of the scenes of the new film.
Apparently, a free license allows the source code to be used even in this way.

The comments.
XXX: But if a programmer inserted a frame from the film into the code, the damage would amount to a quadrillion dollars.
YYY: and 5 lifetime terms

This is how it is easy to win universal love and respect in childhood. You moved to a new house, so in the yard your company, everyone is carefully treated to you. And here Dad gives for his birthday, say, a box of kindergarten surprises. and all! All the kids in the yard are your best friends. The more difficult it is for adults.
YYY: Don’t say, the scheme is the same. I have a new job, everyone is careful about you. And here you have a box of Czech beer. and all! All colleagues are your best friends.

Reviews on the I.Market:
Disadvantages: In the first thousand got a hernia, but it may not be a lack of rubber, but the dignity of the pit.