The meeting. The burdened boss: "Some people here may think that I’m stressing the situation. That is what it is!"

She: Are you hungry?
He is: Yes
You are hungry, and I am apathetic.

An acquaintance in the ASK says:

Once in a mess with my mechanic talking, he periodically during the repair of my cars (Lada Kalina, for example) takes a hammer and says that I should clutch my ears.
So I asked him if I came to him in Maybach, would he also knock?
I got the answer that if I come to him in Maybach, he will come out to me in white pants and a white shirt, open the cap and say:
" and wow! by Maybach! Go to the official dealer!!!..."

The curtain)

And don’t forget to buy chips, I haven’t eaten them for a long time.

How are you and Woody?
YYY: No...
The next one is Dima, take into account.
Why the smoke? I have no such acquaintances.
We have this in the country: first Vova, then Dima. = = )

The summer has arrived, and with it the forest, shells, helicopters and railroads.
I am sad: a sleeper! Real men swim in a clean field at sunset.

[0:25:22] Well here it is. I touched. I sit reading on the bab forum psychological training on the topic "how to learn to say no, while not offending people". The pipet.
[0:31:38] Interesting articles by the way.

Chapla: Talked to a girl on the forum. From it came some long story with a huge amount of emotions and smiles "))))" "((((". Can I try a LISP interpreter and see what happens?

A: Let’s talk
E: Okay
Good night and peaceful dreams. The square root is 144-12. And two at 10 degrees -2048. Not too drunk:
e: Blind, checked on the calculator, two in grade ten - 1024
A: Yes I am drunk. pleasant dreams

Wesley Snipes is out of prison. Astrologers have announced a week of stupid jokes about the "Summer".

My biological clock marked the arrival of spring – I dismantled and cleaned the computer

S O N Y: Smart glasses, smart watches, smart phone, smart TV...
Everyone is so smart =)
dmitry_q: Apart from people, unfortunately

In the social network “Twitter” bloggers have arranged a flash-mob, within which they parody officials of the Tula region, who about each of their actions write to the governor Vladimir Gruzdev. To the head of the region, they send messages about the most ordinary things. So the blogger Timofeich told the governor: "There are 3 units involved in the preparation of breakfast. Kitchen equipment and one. “The controlling organization is still asleep.” Green Sadness sent a message to Vladimir Gruzdev: "At the business breakfast we discussed the preliminary results of the execution of the family budget for the quarter. A number of orders.” Yulia Rumyantseva told the governor: "The average number of clean forks in the bowl has decreased to 1 piece. Alexey sent the following message: “Feed the cat! 0.001 tons of food was consumed. I didn’t have time to take a picture, I ate it all right away.” Blogger Alexander Murzinov also joined: “At 10:15 a.m., the machine was cleaned using a special means of “blue brush”.

And a tough man can be noticed with a sparkle for nails in his hands. For a long time for herself noticed how good she splashes super glue from her fingers. : )

A friend recently led the electricity through the cat)so the wool steeply rises!
White Angora cat
It looks magical
The cat is happy.
This is definitely something new in his life.

XHH: How is it?
WOW is OK.

ууу: but sometimes it seems to me a little bit more and I can’t stand it "normal".))))

I think we should discuss the wedding.
O O O O O
I am ? ?? to
Sorry, the window is wrong.)
I am so happy!!!! to

xxx: I have a friend here who complained, she feels damaged. She has no housing abroad.

I think 99.9% of Russians are in solidarity with her :-D

Plunging into a strange soul, watch the wind.

A beginner composer appealed to Berlioz to give an assessment of his works. Berlioz, looking at them, told the young man:
Unfortunately, I have to say that you do not have minimal musical abilities. I don’t want to mislead you so that you can choose another profession before it’s too late.
When a sad young man, leaving the famous composer's apartment, had already gone out, Berlioz suddenly looked out the window and shouted:
The young man! Do not pay attention to what I said. For the sake of justice, I must confess to you that when I was your age, my teacher told me exactly the same thing.