I am 29. When I bark, they don’t want to sell beer.
Olya

The sister cried out, instead of "so much beauty on a coward?" (in the sense of a fabric), asked "so much beauty on a coward?"

Director: Okay, the point is not that. The site is really from the series So do only fools. and :)
Zeka_vasch: I don’t think he was stalled, he was born out of chaos!

It was recalled: in the early 1980s, one regional youth newspaper on April 1 posted an announcement that at N-time in N-place, N pairs of old shoes would be exchanged for shoes that were at the time deficient.
At that time, readers with bags of old shoes gathered, waiting for nothing, and a lava of angry letters and calls fell on the editorial board.
A few days later, a small note appeared in the newspaper that the previous publication was an April 1 joke, and a few more words about the sense of humor.
The audience exploded. Angry letters went not only to the editorial board, but also to the authorities and party structures.
Over the course of several months, she published repentant articles in the edition and poured her head in ashes.
By the way, the April 1 joke in that newspaper appeared annually, but being intended for the youth audience, they went harmlessly, well a few strangers will gather, laugh at themselves. That year, they were not lucky enough to go to the holy place.

Those who are going to eat snow, do not eat asphalt as usual!

Comrade author of the collection about Varlak!

Do a good deed, write everything on a self-publishment, or elsewhere, and give references, if so. You get better, well.

I was told by a comrade here that he was drunk and spotted some hipster with his camera, for the fact that he got out and took the window for half an hour. This is Yes! Hero of our time! How many hipsters did you eat??? Motherland is calling!

I am a street combat instructor. I love, in my free time, pretending to be a hipster, to chew up the dumb hops. 23:0 is in my favor. My mother calls, yes.

According to Zombie, football commentator:
"Torbinsky is replaced, and he is not Dymon, but Dmitry Torbinsky.

No assertion is undeniable, probably.)

Comments on the film:
X: 3 out of 10. There were moments I almost slept.
y: 2 out of 10, were moments when I fell asleep
z: 0 out of 10 probably have moments, but I didn’t look at it. Sleeped

Q: You know how to cook?
I can’t eat for a long time.

C playmarket, keyboard discussion:
The xxx:
The program does not know the basic words of the Russian language, and instead of the typed word will put any bullshit, especially if hello to the set somewhere sealed, instead of correcting the error suggests to insert the nonsense based on this bullshit, to type the text is not possible you need to constantly monitor what she puts there, and to insert she loves any shit instead of the right word, the program wrote my girlfriend a prostitute instead of forgive, this just fucking writes what she wants and it is called a smartkeyboard.
Comment for the day after:
The girl is a real prostitute, a good keyboard.

Advertising on the website of the Russian Post: "New Year: preparation for peak loads". I understand, of course, that our mail is extremely slow, but that in April they are still preparing for the new year...

Reading the phrase “Obeying the Federal Covenant “On the Protection of Children from Information Propagating Common Sense”", I immediately understood why we have so many “nearby” children...

2.04.13 in our city the asphalt has almost melted, and in your city the spring has begun?

From a conversation with a friend:
Q: What is Linux? Some kind of medicine?
I am... the medicine.
P: And from what?
The Syndrome of the Neural Programmer

Once it happened.
Dad told me. He served in Murmansk in the 1980s. Snow one winter did not even have time to completely break up, because at the end of July it became +10, and then in mid-August suddenly zero and a new fell.

xxx: It is difficult to understand the example of the solution of diffur on Haskell, when you see diffur for the second time in life, and Haskell is the first...

They do repairs at our entrance, paint everything with some ugly long-drying paint. I have a new jacket and I don’t want to wear it. The way out of the problem is brilliant - to walk along the entrance in the rainbow, which is bright red and generally cute. And here I go into the entrance (in the rainbow), and there aunt some with small children. My aunt is in panic.
Who are you, where are you, why are you?! to
The reaction of the children was much more fun.
The Red Hat has arrived!
Good mood for the whole night =)))

The game "mafia" on one unpopular site:

Alexamio: On the other hand, what else can a stupid boxer say with an IQ=45?

Genki: as practice shows, he can advertise MTS and be a member of parliament. But indeed, do not lynch a man for what he offers to kill everyone.

Tindarey: Well, for a member of our country 45 is the norm.

Gaydamakin: 32 is the norm.