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[ + 62 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79267
 26.03.2013
The call. At the threshold a neighbor with a fainting face. Ask for a bottle before receipt. I had already pulled for the wallet, but then a woman with a bottle I kept at home as a bottle came in and said, “There is no money. Take a bottle. But on condition. You will return the same.” The next morning, the neighbor was again at the door with a request to take another and promise to return twice. I was going to give money by habit, but my wife intervened again: “Did you return the bottle? No is! How did we agree? If you get a bottle back, you can come and borrow it again.” The sad neighbor is leaving. To my astonishment, my wife explains: "He got all the neighbors here. Give him money, once he can and will return, but then he will borrow, referring to the fact that the past debt has returned. In order to repay the debt, you have to buy a bottle. And if you have a bottle in your hand, why borrow money?”
Neighbors and neighbors did not appear again.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №79266
 26.03.2013
The grandson asks his grandfather:
Who won the Civil War: the White or the Red?
Judging by our time, grandchildren, blue.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №79265
 26.03.2013
I want to insert
See also: Ctrl+V
You will die a virgin.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №79264
 26.03.2013
Just just.
Dad (P): Daughter, did you write the controls well?
I: I wasn’t preparing for the composition.
Q: The main thing is to write algebra well, and Russian... We live in Ukraine.
I: So by Ukrainian composition.
Q: Hey Lee, we are Russians.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №79263
 26.03.2013
The court closed the criminal case against the protodiakon, who beat the pensioner after the accident. At the same time, to his colleagues in the Church, the deacon said that he was "inspired in anger."
Yyy: Anger is serious. I think it is worth applying the experience of foreign colleagues, namely the Inquisition.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79262
 26.03.2013
I turned on to play an unknown performer, listened to one song, liked it, did not turn off and went to shave. I did not hear anything from the bathroom, but when I went out, I found that the cat had already drowned twice while I was leaving. The other songs are, of course.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №79261
 26.03.2013
Yesterday on left4dead was strange.
The survivors quietly went to refuge.
xxx: while the zombie-Polish and the zombie-Ukrainian selected mat to find out the relationship.
Nothing human zombie is alien.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №79260
 26.03.2013
XXX: How is the weather?
Tagged: meteorite
XXX in the meaning?
YYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 26 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79259
 26.03.2013
Alexander Lapushko
My friends are non-alcoholic. Everyone knows that it is not beer that destroys people, it is water that destroys people, and juices / juices / teas and other muds generally kill! Scientists have proven that 100% of the dead people before death drank water... and only 73 - alcohol! We are making conclusions, gentlemen.
Alexei Galushko replied to Alexander Lapushko
All the masses are to blame.
Ksenia Popova
Sorry, but the phrase
"Alexey Galuško has answered
Alexandra Lapushka" sent by
I was pathetic :D

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №79258
 26.03.2013
I just remembered from a lecture in the universe) There the professor said that he was squeezing his head into the accelerator at CERN and for the particles his head was absolutely transparent, and if their speed was less then he would have died. Accordingly, I concluded that for a car at the speed of light there is no time, there are no obstacles.
I think the particles that passed through the professor’s head somehow influenced him.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №79257
 26.03.2013
The MGIMO style:
"Yes, we are writing a checklist. There are no leaflets? Well then tap on the tablets, send in forty minutes to the mail"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №79256
 26.03.2013
Talk about the wedding again:
I have to think about the dress.
Why Why? We agreed to marry in helmets and parachute suitcases.
No, you have agreed! First, we jump, and then we will still have to go to the ZAGS, take off parachutes, padded diapers, put on a dress...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №79255
 26.03.2013
After lunch, I listened to a conversation between two friends.
Two other girls from the neighboring department are discussing.

What stupid chickens they are! It is bad to listen!
Second: It is not so to say, Great Post! Better to pray for them! Give them brains!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №79254
 26.03.2013
I go to the bathroom and wash my head.
YYY: From the inside?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №79253
 26.03.2013
xxx> I regularly throw them good tracks - in business so far only went "nothing else meter"
yyy> nothingelsemeter is such a device, right?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №79252
 26.03.2013
It is hard to live in the white.
The children do not know,
The children run, laugh,
Friendship, love and fight.
There is no difficulty around!
Everything is fine, life without trouble!
Only happiness, laughter and joy.
Day after day, and where is the fatigue?
I want to grow up sooner,
To be even stronger!
Being an adult is great!
This is money, Mini Cooper!
There is no difficulty around!
Everything is fine, life without trouble!
Only happiness, laughter and joy.
Day after day, and where is the fatigue?
Tired day after day,
Everything grows like a snow.
It seems that everything is not so.
There is no money and the boss is a fool.
I want to get off from here,
Going to the resort and eating food.
to drink, to smoke,
To forget about the past.

It is hard to live in the white.
But the children do not know...

GL

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №79251
 26.03.2013
xxx: I also had a hamster when I was a kid, filled food in the cheeks, and I forged it.)))
ZZZ: The teeth are sharp.
xxx: if you press on the mouth from the sides - he opened the mouth himself ) very ergonomic, I think ))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №79250
 26.03.2013
There are uncomfortable moments when at a meeting with the designer and head of the department discussing the site, you want to say - an element of design, and you say - a piece of design...

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79249
 26.03.2013
And for some reason, scientists and ecologists have hidden this year and say nothing about global warming.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №79248
 26.03.2013
"The Festival "Winter Rings" has been cancelled due to insulting the feelings of believers". Interestingly, if the unbelievers complain that the “Baptism” and other religious assemblies insult the feelings of the unbelievers, will these events be canceled?

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