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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №79207
 24.03.2013
There are no free places tomorrow.
XXX: Is there tomorrow afternoon at 8.20, can you do it?
zzz: very good
XXX: And this time please don’t forget the TP, you know?
zzz: You go to the har, goat, in life I will not ask you about anything more, forget my phone number and don't write me more, shit, and if you see me, walk a mile, you understand!!! to
Xxx :?? to
I don't know what's going on there with you, but without those passports you won't go through it again and check everything before you leave, make sure you've got it all!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №79206
 24.03.2013
Husband coming out of the toilet: ‘I have released the throne, my queen’

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №79205
 24.03.2013
I want nine children.
She says, “There will only be three of them. Further by myself.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №79204
 24.03.2013
I stand at a stop. The bus arrives, on the panel near the driver I notice a box from the disk of Stas Mikhailov... I waited for the next bus...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №79203
 24.03.2013
I: Did you turn on the washing machine?
The husband: No.
I: What is the noise?
Husband: Hey, Brahms...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №79202
 24.03.2013
Conversations after the lab:
Why is there no methodical error?
She covers her...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №79201
 24.03.2013
HH: What are you doing? What will happen, what will happen?

WOW :
Well, the conclusion is simple and lies on the surface. In the coming decades, Catholicism will cease to exist. The current dad is the last, there will be no more dads. Then the remaining religions will gradually cease to exist, and they will be replaced by a new world religion and a world government will be established, all this will be organized after the arrival of the Antichrist to power. After some time there will be all sorts of cataclysms (hurricanes, earthquakes, etc.). P is. Almost all of humanity will die out, including from new diseases, short the end of the world is not behind the mountains.
This year there are many signs of an approaching apocalypse:
In the first many centuries, the pope abdicated from the throne, a meteorite fell in Chelyabinsk, Kipelov will release a new single in April, Berezovsky died yesterday, a gay parade will take place in Samarkand, I have finished grass and maybe have other signs.

[ + 2 - ] Comment quote №79200
 24.03.2013
Alexander Kerzhakov has a son

Nine months ago he decided to try anal sex.

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79199
 24.03.2013
In Novorossiysk today finally went snow!!!)))

YYY: In Krasnodar for a week was first +26, then after a day +2-3 and snow, then again after a day +20, and here again today snow... It is time to drop off this planet!

zzz: In Smolensk recently storm warning was, classes in schools cancelled, out of the center in 4 hours somewhere it was possible, although the city is not big. This is spring.

bbb: A cyclone from Ukraine is moving to Moscow:D We are preparing Moskovich..

We do not see the sun in Siberia at all, so go all naked.

[ + 24 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79198
 24.03.2013
Title of an article on a well-known news resource:
RPC on the death of Berezovsky: "Money and power will not help to avoid the encounter with God"
Comments are unnecessary :)

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №79197
 24.03.2013
You are trolling her?
She writes to me.
slashlv: what am I left to do?

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №79196
 24.03.2013
I work in primary school as an afternoon teacher.
We went out for a walk with the kids on Friday.
One of the children, standing on the mountain from the snow, shouted to his comrades: "Boys! Let us play! I am Anakin Skywalker!"
I was so excited :')
I love my children)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №79195
 24.03.2013
xxx: came to visit on my birthday - rearranged the grid...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №79194
 24.03.2013
Do not believe the dark side. They say, “We have cookies, but we don’t give you cookies at all.”

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №79193
 24.03.2013
xxx and yyy have not seen each other for a long time.

xxx 23:26:04
Can I talk a little more about how I miss you?

yyy 23:31:21
You can (why not)

xxx 23:33:53
I miss you like I miss the sugar powder.
As the blossoms miss the clutches,
as the demons miss the apocalypse,
John Snow misses the Stark.
As the dark side lacks the strawberry,
The old lady misses sex.
As Peter misses the sun this spring,
Tom Cruise misses the Oscars.
The fans missed Half-Life 3.
As Spartak misses freedom,
as the cows miss the milk,
as a toothbrush misses toothpaste,
As pizza misses the wheel,
as the lungs miss the air, and at the same time the nicotine,
As the liver of Alkasha misses the ballerina,
As a smiley misses a smile,
As a student on the first pair misses the pillow,
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That’s what I miss.)

yyy 23:34:54
Wait, I will be soon!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №79192
 24.03.2013
Awesome HR

Are you a programmer?
The CMD? What?
Are you interested in work?
CMD: Préfetics Fsem in this chat!
Ole: You did not answer a single question, thank you for your attention.
CMD: Yes, I am weak on interviews. I will send you Mr. Nauh.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №79191
 24.03.2013
The mother-in-law from Germany came for a month to host
Water and electricity paid less than usual this month

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №79190
 24.03.2013
Recently, I am increasingly convinced that modern horror films are filmed on the principle of "the louder and more unexpected the sound, the more terrifying".

[ + 42 - ] [12 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79189
 24.03.2013
Ladies and gentlemen. To my shame, I really like cartoons. I am (or only) 31 years old. Very good work, ip. Unfortunately, in our world, adults can smoke grass, but you can’t watch cartoons... But it’s not about that. I know, I am not the only one, indeed, we have to hide :) People who have watched the avatar (mult, not the movie), are there those who, like me, have suffered more for the People of Fire? The Fire People are more organized. They fight crime. Well developed technique. The people of water are full of chukchi-eschimos. The people of the earth are anarchy and arbitrariness. The people of the air did not remain (tristness), but judging by the description, the nids were still those... So for me, the avatar is more and more drama...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №79188
 24.03.2013
With Lepra.
Udka: Here is a beautiful girl in the car looking at you. Sometimes, and you look at her, the eyes cross several times during the trip. But the fucking fear of coming up and asking for the phone takes up. Would she suddenly refuse? And all the passengers will be looking at you the rest of the way and thinking, “Haaah! I don’t have any numbers!" It does not seem to be quite normal.
Veveve: Believe me, everybody in the car is absolutely offended by you and her, they have enough of their concerns. None of them will even look at you when you come and talk to a girl.
Kaldazar: It’s not true, I always look at them!
FK: And then I remember often.

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