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[ + 36 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78807
 16.03.2013
My daughter bought a TV in her room for her first salary. She connected the seaga and played in the MK for the third day...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №78806
 16.03.2013

When I was younger, I was engaged in mountain tourism.There were boys, girls, but mostly geologists..."

[ + 44 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78805
 16.03.2013
The problem of our society is not in homosexuals, vegans, fascists or other semi-ethnic groups, the problem of our society is in the abundance of tolerants. It is time to create a movement "anti-tolerance". If he is fat, he is fucking fat; if he is dead, he is fucking dead; if he is black, he is fucking black; if he is vegan, he is vegan and nothing else. Drop all those shit. Fuck anyone who expresses their opinions. Go out whoever disagrees.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №78804
 16.03.2013
Snowfall in Minsk:
xxx: stop sitting here and writing all the nonsense - take the blades and go out. Or as always: I look in the window with a cup of hot tea, let me sit down at the computer, and I put down the public services, how bad and dirty they are, etc. and etc. Oh, what Belarusians are still Belarusians - well, not all such bloggers are great smart, thought great citing!!! to
YYY: Do you write from the scratch?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №78803
 16.03.2013
From the movie "The Life of Pi"

xxx: Blyin, I was sure until the last time that in most scenes the tiger is real. Life is pain ?
Yyy: It’s not a striped flight for you :)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №78802
 16.03.2013
At 3 in the morning came from a friend, he was a lover of teas like Pu Era, the whole night the teas were drinking. I write to him in Ashka:
Max, you have a great tea! Can you tell me when I want to sleep?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №78801
 16.03.2013
Remember, at one time there were paper ads on every pillar.
on the provision of intimate services with telephone numbers such as "Fain" and telephone".
So, on several pillars he saw the following:
"Fain" and the phone,
below"Love" and phone,
Even below "Night" and phone
and at the very bottom "BREWN" and the phone.

Upon closer examination it turned out that the last lower ad was from some woodworking company!Our employee had to park urgently,because he could not drive the car for 15 minutes exactly!Then many asked him "where is this street, where is this house?"
How spicy, but at the same time incredibly intelligent,
No shame and cheap!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №78800
 16.03.2013
A colleague of work told me. His batch caught a virus in the net and caused menta. They came and formed all this shit in the protocols.

[ + 44 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78799
 16.03.2013
My little first time at school, he started to scatter why, so he said, that the children began to argue who is cooler - man spider or Batman, and my take and say, that Gordon Freeman

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78798
 16.03.2013
A couple of months ago I bought my wife a huge Samsung Galaxy Note 2, the chip of which is a stylus and the convenience of making notes. Today we are in the clinic, we need to rewrite the doctor's schedule. I put it in my bag and I get my phone. I was delighted, now finally mastered, uses. And then she gets a pen, a leaflet, puts the phone to be more convenient, and begins to rewrite... a nonsense scene, Facebook.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №78797
 16.03.2013
As you go to the clinic, so let me dress, and as you call the doctor home, so in the boots... and on the carpet...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №78796
 16.03.2013
Evgeniy-Bordo: A shake if a beer factory was built in Vydropužsk (Tver region). We would have a solid alternative to the Velko-Popovic goat))) I think it would be called the Vydropožský Beran))) LOL

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №78795
 16.03.2013
Forward of the Petersburg “Zenit” and the Russian football team Alexander Kerzhakov lost 330 million rubles, which lie on his accounts in “Gazprombank”.
In early 2013, Kerzhakov discovered that he could not pay the mortgage for the apartment because his bank account was empty.

St. Petersburgers are so harsh that even earning $ 5.5 million a year, they still take a mortgage.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №78794
 16.03.2013
The son of acquaintances went to the first class, the first thing he learned in school that he did not write, but fuck.

Generations are growing up now. I learned about it in the kindergarten.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №78793
 16.03.2013
Prepod at the Department of Anatomy: "If you do something with this skull, you will pay naturally"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №78792
 16.03.2013
Artem
Did you know that even Ellochka’s human-eating vocabulary had more?

nick
to whom?? to

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №78791
 16.03.2013
Pleased to comment on the news "The new Samsung Galaxy S4 smartphone can be controlled with your eyes"

- Bad thing... Soon the smartphones will start to tr**at our women and drink our beer :-((

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №78790
 16.03.2013
The Stone:

They are not politically correct in the Vatican. We had to choose a Negro woman.
Question: I got the question right away! Would it be the Mother of Rome? Also the first!

Not my mom, but Daddy. And such, according to the legend, has already been: since then, after the election of a new Pope, they are placed on a chair with a slit and touch the eggs to make sure that he is a man. Extremely intolerant, ahah

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №78789
 16.03.2013
I stand in the room, I hear someone calling me, I turn around, and there a friend with a huge knife, a manic smile says:
Nicole, don’t just scream!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №78788
 16.03.2013
Fat women are correctly called solid or women in the body.
In what other body?
In the fat, b... t, body!! to

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