You know me all my life, I always have my eyes in a wet place! I always cry when I read books, when I watch movies...I’m sorry for everyone! How did You, my older brother, ever think of recommending me to read this book of ice and fire?? to

Mary: I am so dressed in a soldier's uniform, I wear a hoodie and hide my hair under it, I go to you in the army and serve there with you, or I still do nothing at home. And if they disclose it, I will go to the chief of the chiefs and say this: chief of the chiefs! Do not drive me out. I am a convenient option! Then the enemy will come and say, “Satan, surrender! You have them, and we have them! And here I run out in what my mother gave birth, only twisted as a sweet yovich in the fifth element. They are very heavy. Okay, so we are retreating. and here. Conclusion: fewer victims – more precisely one (my conscience).
millions of lives saved. Everyone is happy, everyone is happy, everyone is happy.

A friend, a system worker, who is now in the United States, tells us on Skype: the employer demanded a mandatory psychiatric examination, otherwise he will not be allowed to work. From Which? Well, we go somewhere in the outskirts of Manhattan from the next customer, on the mobile phone I discuss with the boss further work, plans, money, etc. At this moment, the dotted door of some gray-sharped building opens, the painted girl on her high heels flies out, and the mail immediately opens the window almost under the roof and the lady, with an openly impregnated voice, announces the whole street:
"Thanks to me! Don’t go without Gandalf!"
The conversation with the boss interrupted in the most interesting place, I could not speak anymore!!! to

How was it with Jan? What did they?
WOW: How about what? What could a guy and girl do both in the evening, while no one is at home... We smoked and watched cartoons)))
Then you wonder if you have trouble with your personal life :D

by Samarina
I have studied here vacancies." desirable position: a massage worker. Count *additional skills* - shooter of some category there with the right to carry weapons"... harsh night massagers went O_o

QC (10:05:00 31/07/2012)
And I once had an MS, who came late in the evening, cooked dinner, stayed for the night, ate breakfast in the morning and left, and so on several times a week. I was not sorry absolutely, but it was hard to take the bags out of the store. One Saturday morning we woke up and I asked him to go out to the market with me and bring food for a week, she said it was the hardest. He said OK! I only need an urgent matter, but in two hours I will come back and go. I haven’t seen him again :)

Where to go on vacation?

on Friday

A good place)

Engaged in love with his wife, reached the peak at the same time, rested a little, his wife turns and this:
So great! Can I kiss you for that?

Fuck, the boss burned:
The designer in anchor breaks, there is a dialogue:
Looking for treasures in the desert?
There was no, let’s go!
The Boss:
Whoever doubts, would not shout: - No, let's not go, let's do better with accounting

What do you think is most beautiful?
Except for the tits!
ZZZ: The Intermediate

Finibut: Interestingly, if the planet is overpopulated by cats, will they be able to seize power and rule the world?
LSOUL: They are doing that. Why overcrowded?

virneon: I love manuals: you want to find out which side to put the negative in the scanner, you come to help, and there is written: "Put the right side".

XXX: ivi app for iPad today released erotic and a number of children cartoon. What if I am not there? and :-)
YYY: So you’re going to watch the cartoon ;)

Theme who sang the song "Who helps people, that wastes time in vain, good deeds can not be celebrated..."?
YYY: MMM... a hero?

Religion should nurture conscience, not replace it.

The universal soldier.
I stayed with a friend in a provincial hotel.
The girl at the desk handles documents, handed out the keys.
We go to the bar, there is no bartender. We go back to the girl, she says - there is no separate bartender, in the bar too.
Drunk, a friend says - and how are you with the girls in the city, can you call, call?
– Of course, it can be, – replied the hostess.
“Well,” said a friend, “where should I call?”
No need to call, we have everything.
Well and where?
“Well, here I am,” the hostess shamefully replied.

The ratio of the number of members of the delegation to the number of athletes at the Olympics is an index of corruption in the country.

Conversation in a Smoker
In Germany, non-smokers are allowed a week longer leave.
We are allowed to come to lunch.

MG: Inet fell again today.
MG: I couldn’t stand it, I called the technical support.
MG: I started to find out what it was about. First asked to switch the modem from the router to the computer
MG: At the same time it turned out that it did not fall,
MG:... and the modem,
MG:... from the balcony

Oh, it’s a feeling... when you walk in the street, the sun shines, a nice boy comes to meet you and smiles at you... and the one who is equal to you says:
Shut down the Bachelor!
- #@## ><!!! to