She: Would you be very upset if I got pregnant?
He: Well, depending on who.
She: Let’s not leave you.
He: He is strong...
She: What if from you?
It is even stronger :D

My mother cannot sleep under the noise of the computer, even if he is in the neighboring room, and under a loud telephone can, he says, under him the thoughts from his head go well >_<

Not the first dozen films I watch, as the forces of Evil try to unite the whole world, and the forces of Good are going to kill them brutally for this.

C of one IT-site from the article on copying:
“VKontakte” frankly trolled a representative of the show business, who threatened a court for “pirate dissemination of his creativity”, – his audio recordings were withdrawn with the formulations “due to lack of cultural value” and “due to low quality of performance”.

Q: Did you read the comic?
YYY: Yeah, I thought you were choking... and the drug dealers at once deceived this miserable man who can turn it into anything... well what if it turned into cocaine... and they took it with a fan blow up and packed it... and those who used this cocaine themselves turned into cocaine... ohhhhhhhh... what they use there in this Marvel... though no, don’t answer... I’m already starting to guess...

I want a hairstyle like yours, what to say to the barber?
If you want a hairstyle like mine, don’t go to the barber.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You can’t say that the sound doesn’t sound on the compass :(
Are the headphones in the right hole?
HHH: I had to put the prof somewhere!
Well of course, I am pleased. What about the headphones?

After the phrase:"Fire battery!"-I broke the valve...

I don’t understand why I go to the toilet with a tablet?
Go to the toilet with a laptop.

With VIO:

Q: How often do you sail on your yacht?
A: I only had a boat when I was in the hospital.

I hit Yandex "how to become" and spell out "how to become a winx fairy really"...

xxx: from you benefits, as from a variable that can’t store meaning.

xxx: I read today the article "How to Become a Mermaid" One of the points: In the full moon you need to eat the tail of a sleeve and drink it with a glass of milk. X – X
yyy: It seems that only becoming a rubber can get rid of the consequences))

I knew two sisters twins, they slept in bands and decided in turn.
Normal dual-core system with load balancing.

What you do not understand, you fear, then reject and defend at any convenient occasion. You are no different from the ancient people who did not believe that the Earth
and round. Yes, looking so far, you are no different from the rural uneducated population of the early 20th century, who believed that syphilis is treated.
Spraying the throat (Hello Bulgakov! You laugh at the past century, but apart from creating new electronic toys, cars and ultra-fashioned clothes, there is nothing new.
You can imagine.
You regret the lack of good music, poetry, prose, songs, intellect in the youth, but at the same time, you are not even interested in this modern. You only see Justin Bieber, Our Rasha, Siva and the sentences of vanilla in social networks. You are like your parents and grandparents who repeat the usual phrase "and in our time!..."
I will uncover the secret, there is a lot to read, listen to and with whom to talk, just the choice has become enormous and you have to spend a lot of time looking for it.
What the soul lies for. Keep up with time and study history history, then it will be easier for you to live, I am sure! Not insulting, just insulting.

What type of file to take for the course?
Take bright, on sad objects such and need to take.

Do not be embarrassed to carry nonsense and nonsense, because tomorrow may be a new direction in philosophy.

We talked here with my husband about the turbulent institutional youth, this is what I recalled.

The summer. The heat. The local coast. I am on the clips: shorts on the most "I can't", a swimsuit and heels. I can ride, eat beautifully, take big steps, the guys look around. It’s time to get up: ah, I start running for a jump (I can skate) and... I forget that there is a brake in the rear on the roll, so the technique of “five to shoe” doesn’t work. It fell. It fell well: it stopped the skin. Everything that was between the shorts and the headscarf was ripped. The skin with time stretched, figured with it, but the nerves from the force of the impact was well rejected - the sensitivity fully returned only a year after two or three. Before that, even a needle car, I will not feel it anyway.

Now the story itself. A year and a half later, I met a guy at a party. We sit next to him, we talk, he looks with a dim look, I say something and I am glad that I am an interesting interlocutor. And then I realize that his hand is far under my shirt! The reaction is quick, let’s go! He looks confused, “What are you doing? I’ve been watching you for half an hour, right?” “How do I know this? I don’t have any feelings on my legs!”

Cleaning a house with children is like cleaning the snow during the snowfall.

Conversation on the forum about drawings on the door of the closet in the kindergarten:

Was it in the present gardens? Have you seen? )

M_CHRISTO: Are the supermen all kinds?

Member : NA
Son of Captain
My daughter has a rabbit.

Grikor: and only I had the label from the Baltic 9?