Will you be my tester? HDD
Did you stand on your knees when you said this?? to

Great, judging by the speed, we will already tomorrow turn from ugly pirs to beautiful siders.

I had to take care of a friend after the accident. After the hospital, at home, all sorts of injections-pills continued, in general, such a nurse-infirmer. I get some kind of magnesium, I say to the comrade, go down, he drops his pants, goes to bed, the phone rings. Okay, I wait, I hear a conversation with my father: yes, daddy... well how, fucking... no, no, not alone... a friend with me... daddy, she’s married! I do not betray my wife. Okay, daddy, let’s go later, or I’m lying here with my naked ass.
I almost missed that ass.)

We go with a young man, we argue.
I: What kind of hose are you wearing?
In a few seconds:
and hey! Put me in place.

xxx: The greatest horror of my childhood is the big b and Ъ in school books O_o
yyy: The developers of these regulations went further... It seems that they invented the EGE :D

xxx: but that yesterday we were caught by two robbers: they started demanding everyone to get out of their pockets. So this fucking first put a blow to the head, and the second loaded the right in the heels.
HGH: Attention question: Nahuya cat bayan????)

A peaceful and kind man. The cause did not give for a fight, because the copniks are unfortunate, so damaged, courage often suffices only by a crowd on one. And when it came to work, it was to fight like that, not to shout in the ass.

• Chair at 29,Jul,12 11:33 >
You get used to the height in a month. Insurance is annoying.
I served cellular communications towers.

• By Neanonym at 29,Jul,12 11:45
Did you invent such a nickname?

From chatvdvoem:

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hello, are you a male or female?
I am a married lady ?
It’s cool, I’m married too.
How does my husband live?

Your interlocutor interrupted the conversation.

I thought I would never be an alcoholic.
HH: And what do you think?
I became a bartender.

Commentary on Sophia

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In the morning I hear my mom and grandmother talk.
Mom:"We didn’t report the weather today"
Grandma:"I probably tired of lying every day"

I saw a aunt, the size of a bus, and her dog, the size of a rat. Miniature "Planet with satellite"
Another gas giant.

I watched this horror with my husband.
I: You know, I am such a coward. Previously, if I watched such movies alone, then I could not sleep, switched on the lights everywhere and listened to every sound.
Husband: It is a shit! My sister in such cases also lights the light, and in order not to get any noise, enables the vacuum cleaner (!!) And sleep calmly!

I went here somehow by train Moscow-Vladivostok and looked into the local toilet. Just below the shell he met the mysterious inscription "A millionaire is looking at you!". Three minutes thought - why he is looking at me, who allowed him to do this, and in general what a shame in the country to do.
Then I was released - there was a mirror on the whole wall, so at first I did not pay attention to it, and the inscription advertised "Lottery RZD" and subtly hinted that looking at one step from wealth. What an initial effect! and :)

hcs: searched for images on request "sexual organs of pigeons", and stumbled on the concert book of ramshtain =(
WP: I’m sorry what? O_O

DarkDeymon (22:29) :
When you realize that you will have to work until you retire, it becomes sad.

DarkDeymon (22:29) :
Even if you will have to...

DarkDeymon (22:30) :
Russia is XD

<XPRT> triumphs and triumphs
<XPRT> united sections
<Gron> Why did you split?
<XPRT> was a young man. Warmly

In the forum:
... (if there are expectations, I apologize, I write from the phone with a rich imagination)

from the forum.

XHH: People, how long can a plasma ball be left on?
YYY: for a maximum of an hour, otherwise the magic will end.
zzz: and the main thing is to drive the dwarfs away, or they tick their fingers.

Abnormal, fucking, hot second month.
I am asking Google about the weather in Novosibirsk.
I get the answer:
30 degrees, humidity 45, wind 2, other parameters, FRID.
What was it?