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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №79707
 04.04.2013
I see Athos, Portos and Aramis. Who is missing.
Fate of Defiance.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79706
 04.04.2013
About the SMS:
A friend yesterday wrote: Hi, not busy? Do you remember Anton? Well, he came to me today and now there is something to bear. Would you help? ...Here I sit, I think he forgot to write a few words, or I need to take the spade with me.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №79705
 04.04.2013
She: cooked and wrapped the borst, on the fishing

I want a border from you!

[ + 15 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79704
 04.04.2013
and Tangeiser:
I am a little confused...
I found a condom in the mailbox.
Is this a hint that we are Gandons?
Or is someone proposing to fuck?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №79703
 04.04.2013
Planned filming of the autobiography of Elton John. The protagonist has not yet been confirmed, but Elton John has expressed a wish that it be Justin Timberlake.
He probably said, “Let me play Justin Timberlake.” He’s still a puddle..."

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №79702
 04.04.2013
WOW, I hate my job.
Vladimir: jumping to the bottom
Vladimir: get caught up in drugs, alcohol and disorderly sex
by Alessandro: =)
Drugs are expensive)
Vladimir: So work

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79701
 04.04.2013
Come to the blood donation points, we have tea and biscuits.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №79700
 04.04.2013
Moreover, for some reason it turned out that when you buy grapes from guests from the south, if you buy one, you get one kilogram, and if your husband stands next to you - a whole other kilogram, much more.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №79699
 04.04.2013
Sinedd: is a gift! What do you do?
Skydreamer: I work, I program.
SiNedd: Why?
by Siddhartha: =)
Skydreamer: Yes, I thought: we are all decaying biomass that no one needs. Without purpose, without future and present. Our life, as well as our death, will affect absolutely nothing and in the universe we are only needed to not disrupt the natural course of evolution, which is not necessary for us and we do not control it. So I decided that I should do something that would distract me as much as possible from our futile existence. For me, this is a job that no one needs. How are you doing?

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79698
 04.04.2013
The snowmen gather at the end of April. Why do flowers have this name?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №79697
 04.04.2013
xxx: the stomach at any moment the brain says: "Seeking a WOMAN, SUKAAAAAA!!!!!and "
What does the brain tell?
XXX: Who knows?
I rarely communicate with him.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №79696
 04.04.2013
Oh kids...
Three 10-year-old boys passed by. They argued how correctly it is written "The Growth of the Atom" or "The Growth of the Atom" I am proud :)

[ + 37 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79695
 04.04.2013
xxx: I had a fuck at work happened, came to the challenge, and there a woman sick PMS, and began to whisper that she will not work for a comp not consecrated in the church and not received the blessing of the mother of the church)))
ZZZ: I feel sorry
xxx: I took the computer, took it to our department, and brought it back with the words "EDUCATED!!!!" accepted and even thanked

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №79694
 03.04.2013
in a group entry (free to stay with strangers in a foreign city)

I will write in Kharkov. 1-2 people who do not drink (or drink but reasonably) can and the third, on the floor. Not more than two days. Please call * telephone number ". A prerequisite is to bring a magnetic from the city you are from. It is a mandatory condition!! If you do not bring, I will take the money from you and I will order the magnet by post!! to

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79693
 03.04.2013
XX: Remember the phrase about the colors of the rainbow. The child asks
YYY: Every Big Ass Knows the Depth of Its Filiality

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №79692
 03.04.2013
Often, when I sit on a pair in physics or matana, I imagine an ancient man who, as if apologizing, presses his shoulders and says, “I just wanted to count how many fingers I have, and I got this.”

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №79691
 03.04.2013
Sooner than elections. In school, they sold delicious cakes.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №79690
 03.04.2013
oblom : the task is to drive to the children's eye department and make them have a TV there and cartoons ordered... what do you think about cartoons in the eye department?

Utah (13:25:59 3/04/2013): hard))) almost like porn in urology or
and proctology)

[ + 37 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79689
 03.04.2013
111: I read "The Last Survey" of Lukyanenko.
In the meantime, King Arthur ordered to bring to him all the infants born on the first day of May by the noble lords; for Merlin had revealed to King Arthur that he who destroyed him and all his lands was born on the first day of May. They put them all on a boat and let them go by the sea; some were four weeks old, and some were younger.
If everyone was born on May 1st, somebody has 28 days, and somebody even less? How is?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №79688
 03.04.2013
News on 4pda: "Legendary AlReader now on Google Play"

Eveldar: Don’t believe it, but I haven’t heard a legend about him.

Firemountain: A time when phones were two or even three times thicker. When the 3.5 screen was huge, and the VGA resolution was even considered too big. When the screen was pressed everything you wanted, and during the frost, you did not need to remove gloves or use your nose. When a single-core processor with 600 MHz was a monster, and the cards were the size of SD. And the headset connector was any other than the standard 3.5 mm. And we charged all this thing through miniUSB or some mega original connector... At that time we didn’t post status on social networks and didn’t wait for the car to be repaired in real racing, so all we left was to read, and we read in AlReader.

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