The daughter tells about the PDD, which she is taught in the auto school. What should I do if the car is stuck on a railway move in a deserted area? We need to disembark the passengers and immediately send them to look for the torch. Having found the torch (if they do not find it, they are allowed to smash it themselves out of false materials), they must go along paths in different directions up to three kilometers to stop the trains. The driver remaining in the car should try to strike her from the move. If you (!!!) If she fails, she must get into the car and sign the Morse alphabet with the letter "B". Why the letter "B"? No, I would have thought of this letter too, but it can’t mean the same thing. It means... the word "bad". In fact, they were asked in the auto school to guess which letter to signal. The variants "J" and "X" were proposed. Why not SOS? Because it is too difficult. “Are you there and the Morse alphabet taught you?” "No, only the letter "B"" In general, if in a deserted area near the railway, someone hears the letter "B" in the Morse alphabet, then you need to run to the sound and help to push the car out of the move.

On February 9, the husband installed and registered in the game "World of Tanks"
On February 14th, I received a vibrator as a gift.
Here I sit and think these two events are somehow connected or not :(

XXX: Imagine the situation, you’re sitting in the dining room and, I don’t know, you’re eating peelings. And a fire is a fire. To do?
YYY: I would eat peelings faster

The alarm clock rings, I pull, get out of bed, wash, wear jeans, a sweater. I am going to work in general. And then my loved one hangs in front of me, kisses her nose and asks, “Are you going to get up?”... I open my eyes and I understand that I am still asleep... in general let us rest, people!

I hit a car, the mint came, I got out of the car, inspected the accident site, it is necessary to draw up a protocol. And winter, cold, and writing uncomfortable on weight. And I say to him, “To you or to me?”

The Prehistory:
My friend works as an admin at a manufacturing plant. Part of the network (and therefore the users) is located on the territory of the production workshops. The admin's office is in the management body and the admin is an unusual guest in the production. In addition, in order to get into the server room, you need to go through almost the entire production complex through technical corridors and other colorful places. The following conversation took place on a fun Monday:

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Where can I buy a blaster or something like that?
YYYY :
Nafiga to you? O_O
xxxxxxxxxxx:
For the first time in three months, I went to the server.
The xxx:
I am in the aquarium, half an hour on these dirty corridors, and because of every dirty corner, some usher-zombie, who has stunned for 3 months, jumps out (on Monday morning).
The xxx:
“A-nihua-no-working-all-pizzle-missing-go-look” and almost forcefully pulls some fucking into his hole.
The xxx:
I barely got rid of them...
The xxx:
Somewhere on the way back, in the midst of all this horror, I had a persistent feeling that I was Isaac Clarke. And since I don’t have a blaster, I’m a shit.

When you are driving in your comfortable car.
In a quiet city
Nothing will predict trouble.
Remember
Somewhere there, I
With a large letter of
and driving skills map

News on Mail:
"In Spain arrested six cyber fraudsters from Russia"
Cybercriminals have created a computer virus Ransomware, which blocks a personal computer, giving the user a message about the need to pay a fine in the amount of?100 allegedly for downloaded pornography.... to concessions to criminals went about 3% of computer owners from 30 countries of the world, bringing them a profit in the amount of several million euros.

Pleased with comment:
Tagged: Unfortunate Unfortunate

19:19 Dragon Polymorph
yesterday put the pants on the wash, put the mode "washing+washing+washing", well I forgot the wallet... you don’t imagine - the machine kicked off ALL the little things, not getting the wallet out of the pocket and not opening the pockets... :D

My mother rejoices:
I will buy champagne tomorrow.
Are you going to note?
No, we are going to drink!

xxx: I had a pattern break when in the bus I was driving, such a sportsman, 13-14 years old, in a sports jacket, in an Adidas hat, sat in front of me, got "Popular Mechanics" and began to read an article about anti-neutrino

In the morning on the radio dialogue of the DJ (DD) and the radio listener (RS):
Q: Are you alone there?
RS is no. I am with my wife and a friend. He is drunk. We take him out of the sauna to work.
This is the PSG, comrades! to work! I did not hear.

What are your plans for the 14th?
Fuck those who remind me once again of my loneliness!

Calls for technical support. I want, he says, to connect the Internet on the TV to watch smart TV, but, he says, I need an ip address, a gateway, a subnet mask... I answer that the connection from the TV will not be possible, a router is needed. And he gives me: - I know, I have already been told about this... But I don't have a router, but I want to watch smart TV. So I came up with something like this: I connect from the computer, then quickly pull the network cable out of it.

I am crying.

From the discussion of a way to measure the area of a cat, without member damage and bullying the beast:

Take any empty box and place it in the center of the room. After a while, the cat will take the box. Visually assess the cat’s occupied space. Consistently adjusting the outpouring of the cat or the underfill of the box can get a box with the perfect cat filling. Measuring the interior volume and area of the box will not be difficult.: )
Raw technique, the cat begins to approach the spherical)))

XHH: What are you doing?
I am depressed by being broken.
Fuck you guys! We are so similar to you.

Abcd: Have you ever watched a movie on a laptop while lying in the bathroom?
Efgh: I am not
efgh: I was just shaking in the bathroom
Ephgh: I do not recommend
efgh: then you swim in this shit, it'll stick all
ABCD: Blonde
Efgh: Have you not asked about that?
ephgh: apologize

News "The Scottish authorities will give warm welcome to guests from space"

Eric: I’ve somehow understood this with lawyers and we’ve come to the conclusion that aliens are alien.
It fits well into the legislation on unattended livestock.

Aloysius Mogarich: OFF And is it a smoothie, or is it time to buy a smoothie?
Reference to possible war between North and South Korea

The first comment:
Are you a man from the end of the world?
Apparently it was recently

Shadowhowler
I am sorry, dear publisher.
Shadowhowler (15:25:18 13/02/2013)
The printer does not print. Our specialists come here:
Your paper is over!
Yes, I know