I work as a cook, talking to two colleagues.
Did you put the potatoes on the pie?
...
Do you fucking urinate?
I am not silent, I am crying.
Rise louder, I can’t hear it.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Authorship Authorship?
ххх: Well, to work Senya arranged, I am standing in front of the staff department, suddenly a man passes by, such an ugarny, and his phone is just ringing, and on the call the melody from Masyanya stands, well remember, type "alo director, let you go to the ch..y director..."
WOW: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
HH: That’s the point...
It turned out that he was the director. x_x
MeL: I am looking for a new water-dust-dirt-protected phone. Under one of the crash tests on YouTube, the top comment pleased:
yes i can finally watch porn in the shower!
This is a cappuccino, she sits on a diet, according to which you can eat no more than a glass, once every 5 hours. And it looks like everything is fine, and the diet is quite tough...
HH: But she’s drinking huge glasses of beer!! to
Yesterday, around 3 o’clock in the night, three drunken men argued very loudly about how the word “one” is written in English.
And now the essence of the dispute: through W or through Y)))
I have never heard so many different pronunciations of this word before.)
of work. The heat. There are 1-2 flies flying. I killed four. Each time they appear in 15-20 minutes. We are exactly in the matrix and these frogs have 15-20 minutes of rep time.
Because of this stupid article now on the Internet can not write a word...
WOW: Don’t tell him! It is a word that cannot be called.
There is a lie, there is an abominable lie, and there is "I have not pressed anything, it is itself!
I bought, I mean, a friend computer, need antivirus of all kinds.
Q: Listen, what is the best way to protect against viruses?
I (completely on the machine, without intention): Well, Durex or Contex, who how?
Q: Okay, thank you so far.
After half an hour, she stumbled on me with a gentle and not very matte, because the boy in the media market was so covered after the phrase: "and so that there were no viruses on the computer is better than Durex or Contex?",that he was put in order for 20 minutes.
Unfortunately, I didn’t see the guy’s face, it should have been a spectacle.
My younger brother works as a veterinarian in a very large collage. One partner left the session, the other broke his leg. Working with Val. A protein turns in the wheel. And here the district chief throws the order to take blood for leukemia tests.
Brother stupidly does not have time, and the deadlines are pushed. As a result, he takes a blood test from one cow and spills it into five probes.
Within a week comes the result: 3 cows are healthy, 2 are sick.
The rich also cry...Okay, but what does "also" mean? Someone else is crying? The poor? I am happy to believe. And the middle class is good - rjet sits))
He ran after me all night around the apartment and tried to pull the rope, and then as a laxo he waved.
In 12 boys are dragging girls for the ropes, and in 22 - for ropes on the tampons.
To overcome corruption the modern power can only one way... by mass suicide!!! to
I am reading a book from 1952. They write, say, to save time, use semi-fabricates. See also NAF. I read what this means. And there: fresh fish, only cleaned, washed, cut and parched on the weigh, current on the bowl; meat cottlets from two types of meat; compotes from fruits and berries, and so on. In the past there were semi-fabricates.
I was sitting in the kitchen, eating a sausage with bread while the tea cooker is boiling, decided to go to the computer, and next to the cat waiting for a sausage, and if I leave he will eat it anyway. What to do to remove the chair? To remove the sausage? To cover the sausage? I decided to take a cat with me.
Tracker of the Unknown:
Siddhars, don’t be those who don’t have a sexual orientation, but a life position.
Return to Distribution!
You don’t understand anything in life!
WOW: Well...
Also in the pellets.
This is an insult!!! to
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An urgent call from the youth. Looking for me all over the enterprise with dogs, mints and screams "fire!".in the eyes of panic in the ass of the torch I flew into the office with screams "stand! Hands up! Comps do not touch!", and they me " You, we are not going to have a puzzle", fuck me
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Of course, like every modern man who hates his work and life so much that he has to suck out of his finger an occupation that he would like less, I have a hobby. Just like in my third-class English writing.
I love to sleep and fall in bed. I devote myself to my hobby entirely and fully, almost all my free time is devoted to it. When I first started rolling in bed, which was a very long time ago, I realized that this process would never leave me indifferent. Here I can develop unlimitedly, try new ways. For example, I recently learned to roll in the gap between two mattresses. This requires a certain amount of knowledge and, of course, knowledge of your business.
My passion stimulates my financial well-being, like any worthwhile occupation. For example, I can try different types and colors of the fabric of my laundry which significantly expands the range of perception.
Overall, I value my hobby as a very productive time-spending and hope that someday it will gradually become my job.
I want to be a programmer in the circus.
A clown in the department.
Sick