111: Repair it is yes *YES* power on no means needed :-D I have a shelf and microwave crane, but there are no self-cuts with dumbels. :-D There is still a drill, but no drill *ROFL*

222: I now understand how Zoy wrote the song.
I have a house, but no keys.
I have the sun, but it is in the midst of the clouds.
He has a head, but no shoulders.
But I see the clouds cut off the sunlight.
I have a word, but there are no letters in it.
I have a forest, but no tails.
I have time, but I have no strength to wait.
There is a night, but there are no dreams.

Bulgarian news site, news about 52-degree frost in Yakutia.
The first comment:
Did Depardieu know?
XD is

Customer in the store:

And where are the batteries inserted in the bulb so that it starts to increase?

xxx: the soul is filled with pride when you see L. Tolstoy in the screenwriters of the film "Anna Karenina"

x: here go out on the balcony, down spit - 99% in the iTishnik you will get

Y: And everyone says there are many accountants.
Accountant (the disappearing accountant)

X: Everyone is sitting because))

How beautiful are the New Year holidays??? No need to strain, I wanted a soup, heated the cold.

thx (00:20:40 6/01/2013)
fucking
False expression
by Dexter
"Trying you through your ass in your boots*
In the original "fact"
Our translators are the best.

Afterwards, 50 more words were banned in schools, including “dinosaur”, “birthday”, “poverty” and “unemployment”. The word “dinosaur” turns out to refer to the theory of evolution, which may offend the creationist theory, that is, the divine creation of the world. In addition, according to the education, the religious feelings of children can also affect the “birthday”, which is not celebrated by “Jehovah’s Witnesses”.
Tests in American schools should not offend those children whose parents cannot boast of prestigious work and high earnings. Therefore, the words “poverty”, “unemployment”, “home pool” and the mention of various expensive gifts and luxury items should also be excluded.
The word “slavery” is considered insulting, among other things, because it insults the feelings of young African Americans.
It is known that Mark Twain's book "The Adventures of Heckelberry Finn" was removed from school libraries and offered to be burned only because there is a mention of "negro". Mark Twain’s books rank fourth on the list of most banned books.
In one of the Danish cities, it was banned to install a Christmas tree. Most of the officials in the administration are Muslims.

Lexa 3180:Every day, under the window, at the stadium, athletes run, and one fat man.all run against the clock, he is on the clock) so I want to go out and say: boy, you are not on that side you are running.)

You, women, do not know how to drive.
What do you have that we do not have?
Tagged with: fuck!
Ansanna: Well yes, judging by what I see on the roads, it is the majority that runs.

xxx:"to have sex = to comfort"
XXX: I will comfort you.
XXX is
Yyy: the comforts of the bars ;)

We have a door on the ground floor, behind it something like a warehouse, and here on the door appeared the inscription "who will enter that IBAN except Vova", and Vova, this is our seven-year-old neighbor, here the niqab does not burn.

Sweepstorm (18:55:39 )
Fuck the military, they can’t do without me there.
optimistic) (18:55:49 )
And the universe?? to
Sophia (18:56:15 )
And I can’t do without the universe, here’s the love triangle.

xxx: and even more funny becomes when I communicate with an 8-year-old child and understand that I am much more interesting to talk to him than to his 22-year-old sister))
It's an epic file
Here is where the fuck is buried.

As a child, when my parents picked up a large amount of cabbage in a vegetable store in the autumn, I thought, "Well, now they will find a sister!"

xxx> In which country the minimum concentration of idiots, let’s share, or we’re already across the edge.
yyy> in Israel We have already shared with them.

According to Newton's Law of Universal Gravitation, the force of gravitation is the stronger the bodies are closer to each other. Similarly, according to Einstein's equation, the stronger the force of gravity affects the body, the slower the time for the body flows. Do not stand, lie on the floor - extend your life :)

A friend plays one of the fresh strategies. Trying different races. After another defeat, he starts playing again. To the question "For whom now?" he answered with unfailing sadness in his voice:
for reduced complexity.

XX: All you wrote to me is a hentai hentai?
yy:It’s hyvä huomenta, good, fucking, morning in Finnish!

If there is no water in the tree, the cats have drunk.
If there is water in the tree, it means the cat has sucked there.! to