Half of the office was late to work today. And almost everyone brought an explanation: “Late, because the alarm is set on working days, and today is Saturday.”
Habits of the Second Nature

3.14th year
I ordered the carpet in the online store yesterday, they did not call me again. now I call them and the grandmother (live) says"the subscriber is not available or is not in the network’s zone";
City Telephone

Damn man, this was really the most delicious soup in my life.
Yyy: You fell in love with her, clear red soup tasty
WOW: She could cook you Nihui soup, it would also look delicious.
WOW: I would also add: "these were the best nihuas in my life"

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Where did you leave the company yesterday? And you, and Anja, and Lena, and Tatiana Nikolaevna... I drank one!! to
That was corporate!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh? to
WOW: Lena and I just woke up in an embrace naked in an unknown apartment. And here we try to remember what it was and how we got here.
The company says...

News on one of the regional websites: an actor of the Irkutsk puppet theater was detained on suspicion of selling hashish. A 40-year-old dollmaker sells hashish right in the lobby of a puppet theater. He claims that haschish is used as a replacement therapy for alcohol dependence - he said, clink clinking.
First comment: This is no different. Wash your hand in your ass for 20 years for Artemons and Malvinas

XHH: I noticed one interesting thing. The beard on the right cheek grows faster than on the left.

WOW: It is fun. Now you can determine where the north is and where the south is :D

Proff: The last attempt to play a computer game was epic when I put GTA IV and thought about playing friends to ask which keys to plug and turn on.

Proff: They are still bullied. Well, at least refrained from the question of how to obtain a gun permit...

From the clan chat browser game:

Who’s in the mood for the New Year?
-Not at all, all holidays work, 1 January morning to start, * ambulance * without weekends...
-You are in an ambulance, and I am a cook in the kindergarten (always needed people) will agree?
You are treating, we are treating.)

And we have grown from trees and shrubs near the house and in the summer there is also one comrade naked and in a coat. We are already accustomed to him. And even hoping to see him in the cold weather. Everything in the world is changing, but the man between the trees is not. It is pleasant))

In general, when I saw the Nissan Juke for the first time, I immediately thought that not only our children know how to blow a frog through a pine.

There are strange writers working on Wikipedia. In the article on the nasal cavity no illustration (in an English-language article at least there is). But here in the article about the soppy photo of a semi-dry goat with a large plan. As if anyone could calmly look into the nasal cavity and see how everything is inside, but no one has ever seen a goat in their lives.

Comments on the tablet from the website of one online store:
The thing!! to
Advantages: Design, battery - no comments at all, the display - just a fairy tale... can be listed to infinity!
Disadvantages: I can’t take away my wife.

Recently, when I came back from work, I fell under the wet snow. I went home for a long walk, and during the time I was walking, I had time to form on the roads. Well, on the approach to the house, as you must remember, I begin to descend from the hill.
xxx: I decided to shake the old: I ran out, got up on the ice and drove at full speed from the hill on my two. It was fun: the wind, the wind, the snow in the harry... And here I notice that somehow right on my troubled path at the foot of the hill arises a small container filled with garbage and fuck it knows, what else. Per he himself turned (he was on the wheels), maybe he put a hz. Of course, I didn’t have time to react to him.
xxx: In short, now for me the expression "looking into the shit shit" also has a literal meaning. :(

Record on the wall of the official group Beeline in VK:
Hi all of you! My name is IRA, I am 9 years old. I have to play the role of a bee in the school for the new year!! Dear Billy! Please help me with the costume!! to

Yesterday with friends at work discussed the movies, and I decided that I need to sit down and watch the movie "Remember all" is the year. Well, as usual, I make a note in the calendar on my phone for tomorrow. The evening was corporate. Today in the afternoon I wake up from a reminder where it is written "Remember Everything". For a couple of hours I was even afraid to call my colleagues to ask what happened yesterday? and :)

One is fucking!
Do you know that mates are damaging to your DNA and that will have a bad impact on your children?
And that’s what a man with two higher educations says.

Working for Mr. Companies engaged in trade. There are 20 careers, one of which is Royal (Royal Career Management), the director is a man named King. And his chief engineer is Pop.)

(29.12.2012): Long live the age of high-tech with people living in it hoping for an alarm, with the function of repeating the days of the week, in their phones!
Today he slept to work and was awakened by a sleeping wife. For the first time I got to work without traffic jams, as the others, apparently, have not yet awakened.

One day, the cat told us to go with our meat.
She sat on the olives.

On the way from work, she recalled that she promised her superiors to go to a small shopping center near her home to find out how to order electricity from them by catalogs. I go in - no one on the first floor, no sellers, no guard... Well, they are also people, little or nothing... I go up to the second floor and spend half an hour there. I am back, no one again. I’ll read the catalogue for 15 minutes. Suddenly the phone ringed, one of the saleswomen appeared and began to complain to the housewife on the phone that the people are not going, sales, despite the near holiday, almost no... Finally, a girl is flying out, followed by a guard, a tall, clumsy grandfather of eighty years. I ask where the seller from the department I need is. The lady replied, she left for 10 minutes. Surprisingly, she hasn’t been there for almost an hour. And then almost a living guard spoke: "You are waiting here all day, they are waiting, and you are only now. Five minutes and..." The hours were 19.40 - they work until 20.00. In general, spit and went home.
Interestingly, do the owners of this point of sale know which lazy darmoods they feed? This is how to work, so that even before the New Year not to be in profit.