A friend worked in a zoo. His duties were to clean up from time to time and feed the inhabitants. The animal consisted mostly of turtles and fish. Honestly, knowing the character of a friend, for nothing would allow him to such a responsible job as a nurse. He came there about once a week, feeding and leaving (where only the greens watched, and in the first place the management of the circle). Once he went in, filled food and went home, but at the last moment he felt a heavy look in his back. I turned, of course. I forgot to feed the piranha, who swam alone in a separate aquarium. From his words, he read in this view a silent reproach, the fish clearly understood that there would be no food for another week.

It turns out that women constantly demand something: in life "discover something", in sex "discover something", call, tell, entertain. What is left of them? Going to the shops and again generously encouraging men with a promised intermediate? Not an equal exchange. Something I will not remember in the spirit of blackmail "Dear, if you delight me with a full-fledged dinner, oriental dance and Thai massage, then in reward you will be able to suck my cock" ' - Edith, is it you?

"The Fairy Tale of the Vienna Forest" is permeable in the Siberian taiga.

Gift in Complex
“Something,” said Charlie Chaplin, “I was driving in the New York subway. When I got home, I found a gold clock in my pocket. My mind could not apply how they got to me. I decided to bring them to the police. The next day they brought a letter: “Dear Mr. Chaplin! You have a professional pocket. Yesterday in the subway I stole a gold clock from a gentleman, but when I saw you, I decided to make a gift and put it in your pocket.
A year passed. The police did not find the thief, did not find the owner of the clock, and so sent the clock back to me. The newspapers wrote about it, and a while later I received a second letter: “Dear Mr. Chaplin! A year ago I was in the subway and my clock was stolen. I read in the newspapers that some pocket gave them to you. Let my clock stay with you, Mr. Chaplin. And since I am no less a fan of your extraordinary talent than a pocket thief, I send a gold chain to the clock."

A teacher’s son asks his mother:
Pushkin is all of us.
Unfortunately yes, my son.
Why “Unfortunately” Mom?
“Because everything else – gas, oil, metal, forest and land – is not ours for a long time.

What are your criteria when choosing a man?
Starakanami: - that he respect my wishes, about fucking a horse instead of a prince, for example. And that I don’t have to say “joke, sorry” every time.
XXX: Are you serious?
Starakanami: A joke, sorry...

Session... Laughed at the joke, laughed and almost fell asleep.

Ohh: And in our community one day the girl decided to press... on the bed) she lay down, so one.. two... three... iii........ snoring... )))

from comments to the mini-series "Heavenly Court" (there is a heroine - the guardian of the dreams of Morpheus): "The name of Morpheus is very pleased - obviously the fantasy pumped, they decided to make an analogy to the wizard from the matrix - Morpheus."

How is a goat written correctly? with one or two N. Or in any cultural society I will fall in
Nik: Serega: Do you communicate literally in a cultural society?
Recently I wrote a complaint.
Alp: serega: apparently with two, t.k. The first "n" refers to the root. for example "unreleased"
alp: the resulting "gowns" is written with one n, and "gowns" with two
Alex: alp: you can use both words in one letter and shine with your knowledge

X: But the coolest moment was at one of the first controls.
X: I painted a small hill with points in the corner.
X: half-group painted it as part of the solution)))

About New Position

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh That is such a responsibility!
UUU: Responsibility in the spider man, and you have, small concerns

Usually, before discovering the magical world of sex, the girl, before this, discovers the magical world of alcohol.

With the Hubble, discuss the phone with Gorilla glass
I scratched the gorilla’s nail. Nothing lasts forever under the moon.
The Rosemary?

The car did not come yesterday, he drove to the service in the night. Today I call: "no what is there?" Answer - "the gasoline has ended"

Everything is well in the world.
What you will not even understand.
The winter rain has passed.
Normal winter rain!

>>> I am 40, she is 34.
My hormones slightly diminished, and she was at the peak of sexual activity.
So in a bad mood, I can’t give...

I am 22, he is 18. I have to cook for sex. Where does the world go...

XXX: In the Lower Narcotic Man Disarticulated Comrade with a Kitchen Knife
XXX: Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
yyy: he probably went for chocolate and brought alpengold;)
xxx: or a mineral in a glass bottle bought

On Saturday, I saw a strange thing in Pulkovsk. Advertising - on rotating such blocks, only in three planes. On one plane there was a picture and the inscription: "Hanoi!"", on the other" With the Coming New Year", on the third: "Christmas!" - here it is, the triumph of the power of reason over passions :)

I’m already getting enough grey, but I’m not a retrograde, and yet...
The quest to return to the time when we perceived RS as something logically understood and mathematically controlled. We looked at computers as a puddle to help us grasp the vast cosmos, but fate confronted us with the cosmos of the awakening. And the beautiful romance of Strugatsky became a terrible reality of Stanislav Lema. What a pity...