And he is like this to me:
You have such beautiful noses! Get married to me!
I looked in the mirror and thought, what really beautiful...

111: I brought the cat in the entrance.
222: So why don’t you take her home?
111: It is a great responsibility.
222: Is it not the girl?? to
111: not so big
The girl can feed herself if you are not at home.
111: That is it.
333: and the pot can clean itself.

HAM

xxx: How would you dress up tomorrow in the style of a clown with a slight mixture of aristocracy?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Where is the aristocracy?
Yyy: When you are going to drink, dissolve the little one.

Veres: I work in a techcom, I close customer problems. Early in the morning, the brain was not yet swollen. And here I get a trap, with comments from the call center, that worked everything for the client, close, say, irrelevant. Signature of Tripolk Svyatoslav. Here is my brain and gave me a crack! What are the Three Polls of Holiness? After a minute comes that just with the name of the lady was lucky.

I want to sleep and I don’t have my dishes washed.
Go to bed, sleep is the best remedy.
The Best Stimulator
D is sleep? I was thinking about sex...
Q: I also thought so until the venereologist told me about the dream.

U: Listen, forgive me I am a fool
D: In the sense?
U: I always say something wrong.
D for example?
U: I love you and you are the most important to me

I recently caught myself on the fact that I started cooking well when I realized that in my creations do not need to add ketchup that they were edible.

30 Nights of paranormal phenomenon with an obsessive girl with a dragon tattoo:
The film is over and the brain is no longer available.

from my life)
What do you think?
Yes so...
Well tell me...
Damn you run.
Okay okay to you.
-Yes, I think it would be cool if the tiny pieces in the keyboard, while I sleep, were gathered in a small cake...

XXX: How many compasses did you have?
God, what an intimate question! Almost as many men *ROFL*
zzz: this second
zzz: unlike men, comps can be constantly updated)

Do you find it hard to find?
search -> "I find it hard to find" -> walla!

I wore roses. Rose in the winter. In winter there is no sun, so this flower grows wisely in the direction of the monitor...

Grandma, why do you have such a big manual?
This is better to advise you, baby.

A friend said:
It was before the end of the world. Seller at the TC. Going out to smoke. With them came out a guard - uncle "two for two". They smoke calmly. The Uncle says:
I wish the end of the world would come and half of mankind would be extinct and half would remain.
The Seller: Why?
The guard: And I would go and pursue the rest.
He throws out a cigarette, leaves the curtain.

He studied in Fitzgerald. I smiled a little, half the room looked at me like a shit. And then someone knocked me back on the shoulder, I turn around - a girl, like a sympathetic, says: "This container has no idea that the magnetic field is also matter."

Excuse me, and since when has the volumetric vector characteristic of the potential of the basic interaction of matter, for the simplification of which the term "field" is used, been considered matter on the physitech?

her her. The old shit is tired! You are giving me a new shit about measurements!!! to

XXX: Get the low
You are not my preacher. You are not scared)
OK, your boss will pay you a salary.

xxx: a great service will be rendered to humanity by a proger, who will write a script for the VK cutting news on keywords, including. What in the pictures

xxx: for example, news with the words "iPhone", "Like" and "Ohuenno" can be sent to 95% down.

See also: Aha And also whole phrases: "I find it hard to find...", "You don’t know who/what it is...". A dream, not a script.

Office of the ship supply company. and Avril. Dialogue between the Sales Manager and the Manager:

Q: Has the gas balloon been charged?
Eeee... no. Nicholas was approached, he refused and sold some chairs instead.
Q: What kind of chairs are you cheating for?! to
M: On a ferry, probably... sold for cash. In the morning the money, in the evening the chair.

Read the classic...

My husband came from the object. He ate lunch with cheeses, sprayed them with tarhuna, threw two bananas on top, a bowl of bulls in tomatoes, added salty smoked cheese, coffee and ice cream. 180 days of my diet :D