YYY: Can I come to you Thursday?
XXX What is Today?
YYY: Today I can’t, my mom at home needs to help.
XXX: The answer is not correct... the correct answer is today Tuesday.

I am rotting with boredom.there are only 2 abouen entertainment. tea and window =\
Alex is fucking...
Lecha: So for me grandmother fixed,to care,mother counter-admiral,wife of former counter-admiral.no and clothes are boring and work,and then I am not attracted now:(sitting blatantly looking at the branch through the window,pizda as interesting,I will tell everything,then I will write a book,looking at the branch,you can also drink tea,the tea shop is.drinking tea,what to do,why not look at the branch in the window, suddenly it became funny,still in the window in the toilet to smoke,but the branches there,no smoke and the whole freedom of action,you want to drink tea,you want to see in the window. here a gourmet became, a lot of the tea practitioner,will be blatant from him and

Yesterday I made an order at "Julmarte". In the comment to the order wrote "Until 13:00 do not call!". I go to bed late, I get up late. Today at 10:30 am I call. I wake up, I take the phone... From there:

Hi to you! You have here in the comment written "Do not call for an hour". I’ll call back later, right?

O_0

Bruce Lee defeated Chuck Norris.
yyy: It was the most expensive special effect in the history of cinema.

From the porn tracker, discussion of the domestic film:

111: and here is this modelle with backenbards, as he did!
222: I also accepted
333: And I thought he was only angry with me, and it turned out...
444: by the way about birds - this "mude with backenbards" honorary worker of the St. Petersburg Hermitage
555: Oh, I saw him in the Ermitage. He and a crowd of supporters dragged somewhere the throne.

Vladimir: I have a folder with weekly reports on my desktop called "Official Stories"))

and all! Send them all! I am leaving!
Where are you going?
On the other hand!!! to

I noticed a curious hue. In the mobile version of the "One-Eyes" there is a line to enter at the top. Many think, apparently, that this is a line to break contacts and write there, for example "Vasya Popkin". Fuck there! And this is the line for entering statuses))) And sit such types without a fist with the names of their new colleagues and former mistresses.

XXX is not sleeping. In the reception room instead of the key from the 19th office asked for the key to the 19.

From the resume of the candidate for the position of secretary-referent on Slando.ru:
"Knowledge of Microsoft Office Word"

Mello: pf,ele ;t(
Mello: <KZ
In Russian letters, please.
Mello: pf, if it is ;t(
Mello: <KZ

A mother and her six-year-old son are on the street.
M: What do you want to eat?
C to Shaurma!
M: Why do you want to eat this?! to
Tony Stark is eating it.

X: Greetings
Y is Hi. Someone has written, and everyone is watching.
X: You have not completed the questionnaire. Bots are full. They have the same empty questionnaires as you. I just wrote "Hello"
Y: I’m sitting on another site in parallel. There is much better. I was able to post my intimate photos and videos on it.
X is BL

Andrei
A day without adventures. Today killed a mosquito with a scalpel >.<

I feel like I still live in the USSR.
Wauu: Party, ranks, repression?
There was no sex in the USSR.

Yesterday on Skype, a conversation with a stranger to me special:

What are you doing 😉))

Hi to you!
I remember my childhood.
When I just started going to the preparatory class,
A young man started studying with us.
He was then sent to a special school for mentally retarded people.
Such a funny guy, always smiling,
I tried to be friends with everyone.
So here.
I read your invitation and remembered that guy.
He has also, sometimes, stumbled.
appropriate level of development
He smiles and gets friends.

"The Council of Elders will be created under the Governor of the Irkutsk Region" (news on the Yandex)
A circle of magicians.

Egor
You are very attractive. Per your inner world is just as beautiful. Write about yourself in more detail.

Sunny
I like the movie "Green Elephant"

Commentary on the film on the torrent tracker:
The film is normal, corresponding to the genre. If you like this genre, you will enjoy it. In other words, you are scared. Not to the point of course, but in places tangible. Well, for true gourmets who love to eat, I recommend watching at night. In the light of the moon. In the cemetery. I am just lying in the tomb. The most taste. Personally, I am not a fan. So I did not check.

X: Have you picked up the wheels?

YYY: No, because I can't pronounce his nick by phone :D