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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №75207
 02.01.2013
At the meeting, she spoke for 15 minutes about how she taught children to make paintings of egg shells and other waste.
YYY: In primary school, these are not tasks for children, but for parents.
XXX: I have a daughter in the 6th grade. Now I have a cross for her. I’ve always thought that I’ve been taught this stuff at school. Now I understand why.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №75206
 02.01.2013
Those who get up late are the least cleaners in the apartment where the whole company celebrated the New Year.

[ + 14 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75205
 02.01.2013
XHH: First about the population, the legs are wiped out, and then wonder "and why did the specialists leave the bulgor?777"
xxh: "Let’s get them back, let’s get them back for a penny"

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №75204
 02.01.2013
Comment on the hashtag on the topic with the quest, which turned out to be the advertisement of the book:

ArbuzzzZ
The only similar thing I’ve encountered before is when a friend sent me a word with an image that had a link to the dropbox, where there was a qr-code with a link to Yandex.Disk with an archive with a txt-file that had a link to YouTube, which opened a three-second video on which this same friend was taking a screenshot printing, where in Word was written a pair schedule for tomorrow, which I had him, in fact, and asked...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №75203
 02.01.2013
And here I go home on the street, at 9 a.m., up to the shirt, loud, like a young Pushkin, with demonically red eyes, with a fisted finger, with a fragrance piece of soap in one hand and a three-kilogram hose overweight in the other, and I understand - the holiday, in general, succeeded :)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №75202
 02.01.2013
Having seen total South Asian faces, in each footage of the concert from Red Square, I understood for whom all these half-stars sing for money and why the second day does not take the garbage near the house.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №75201
 02.01.2013
Ngs: Also in the vicinity of the “frosts” yesterday on Lake Bludce celebrated the New Year in their traditional way Novosibirsk divers. They dropped a dressed tree under the water and led horvades around it.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №75200
 02.01.2013
Dear Father Christmas! When I guessed not to gain weight for the New Year holidays, I didn’t mean diarrhea and vomiting all these days!

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №75199
 01.01.2013
XX: A well-known fact: the larger the machine, the smaller the member.
WOW: This is why they are in "The Unstoppable" on smart driving)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №75198
 01.01.2013
New Year’s chat:

Coffee Mandarin: Coat Ridge Monopoc: well and nick o_o

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №75197
 01.01.2013
The best tweet of the day: We stumbled on January 1st

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №75196
 01.01.2013
How do you celebrate the New Year? Prostitutes and cocks?
– Oh, almost with them... They should soon come... They promised...
Go to Diablo, or my ones are also delayed.

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75195
 01.01.2013
The incomprehensible Russian people

He was in the guests of friends, when he left, he paid attention to the fact that in the whole entrance there is not only one lamp... Under which the mark is written "Do not take someone else".

Does it mean that no one is signed?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №75194
 01.01.2013
1 January, 01-20
- and let us drink for those who stumble into tanks, woods, or counterfeits.
I need to call Kirill.

[ + 17 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75193
 01.01.2013
Dear Drivers!
Brake, crazy, before the transition.

[ + 51 - ] [20 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75192
 01.01.2013
Dear Santa, we behaved well (as much as possible with the passionate desire to get a long-awaited pregnancy) Please order for us a word before the tail. May this year we have a strong, healthy and smart baby!
All with New Year!

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №75191
 01.01.2013
Today is the All-Russian Day of Abandonment of Television.
I have lived without television for many years. I learn from the internet, I watch movies in the movies. The struggle was listened to on the radio from the mobile.
Happy New Year, my friends! Ura to!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №75190
 01.01.2013
XXX: the mobile phone
XXX to buy?
YYY is short.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №75189
 01.01.2013
She proposed to her mother-in-law to create an account for him "In-contact", so that it would be more convenient to browse the communities interested in him.
No, do not have to! - he walked away and continued: - As they say, it is necessary to live in such a way that there is not enough time for social networks! - and again went to the television.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №75188
 01.01.2013
Anastasia Shmakova
At work, a girl came in and asked, can a programmer write code immediately without mistakes? In the head was: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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