It’s not quite TZ, but we tried very hard!

When girls read beautiful poems, they get the thought "I love Ibazzo". The thought of course is not a direct text, it is much more blurred sometimes in the images of the pink pony, but the essence is that;)

I will eat what I have prepared myself. Do not mention the bad.
xxx is

After receiving the rights, the first message to my husband: dear, can I take the car to the store to pick up? I am quick, honest word: one wheel is here, the other is there.

...and my mother went to the hospital for physiotherapy, and there was a situation with her.
She sits on the procedure, runs another aunt, who was before and from the threshold:
- Oh, I was happy with you, give me novocaine, please, hellish pain.
The doctors (their 2) ask the name, and again:
The pain of hell!
Name the name!
I mean, I am sick!

We haven’t talked for a long time, and here’s the message:

Theme: Moore
What is Mur? Are you pinging? Not dead yet.

Yes, fucking, I already think that I am destined to die immediately after sex, from happiness probably ah, and my guardian angel fucking what a professional of his business and will not allow me to give at least one shit in this life.

If you also talk to girls, it is not surprising that you are not given.

Half of the comments on the program-barometer for smartphones:
The height shows fantastic, 189 meters, although I live on the 4th floor.

People are beautiful!

Turn on the TV.
Jigurda on the Red Square dances in the Scottish kittet Gangamstil-Lezginka with the screams "JI-GUR-DA!!and "
Shut off the TV. I won’t include it anymore today.

A creative personality is a person who himself paints wallpapers on the desktop and windows themes, and himself writes ringtones for his phone. And the one who runs with the mirror and photographs the "zakatiki" is just a poser.

XXX: The eruption of the ejaculator
YYY: Did you find the hole in the morning?

Dana: Anton, tell me something good =)
[0:15:46] Anton: cats
[0:1556] Dan: More!
[0:16:37] Anton: two cats
Dan: Do not stop!
[0:17:43] Anton: three cats
[0:19:23] Anton: endings = ['s's's's's's's,'s's's,'s's's's,'s's's's,'s's's's
for x in range(1, 1000):
print '%s %s' % (x, endings[x%10])

Q: Have you already arrived?
I would be surprised if I arrived...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mean?
ууу: I sit here right behind the driver, the driver is not visible to me - there is a barrier, but unfortunately I can hear... he has been talking on the phone for forty minutes (((
Turn on the music and don’t listen to it.
Wow, that’s not the problem! He told somebody on the phone what an offensive driver he was: "I can turn the steering wheel, and the hands at this time to jongle!"
Oh yeah yeah 😉
WOW: And judging by how the bus carries all along the road, I think it's just like it does!!! to

Someone’s wiped wifee grid appeared at work. I ask my colleagues whose, they say, is Vasina. I ask the password, they answer - Vasya terribly matts and does not stir. I approach you.
Give the password to the turnet.
- Fuck you shit, says Vasya and smiles cleverly.
I go. I connect, click.Accurately, in the bottom register, without gaps.

YouTube video: "How quickly to remove a whisker?"
The video is 21:15...

She: and right I understand that on the day of the end of the world you can put your naked ass in Instagram, because then everyone will die and fool already?
He is: Yes. Tell all your lovely friends about it.

Thanks for the dates instead of the page numbers!

Announcement on the website:
I sell a computer (system unit and monitor). Almost no one used it. The Targ.
The comments:
Nikolai: Marina, write at least something about the computer, which processor, mother, operating device, video, hard drive, which monitor
Marina: Nicholas, frankly, I don’t really understand computers, send your address electric. I will send you pictures of the computer.
Nikolai: Marina, you better send your photos, but what to watch on the computer :)

by warranty_voider
The magnet must be scattered into two monopolies.
It does not work, it is prohibited. There is an anti-monopoly committee.

You don’t understand the beauty of a 20-meter-long car.
The Limousine O?
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