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[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №74207
 12.12.2012
It’s not quite TZ, but we tried very hard!

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №74206
 12.12.2012
When girls read beautiful poems, they get the thought "I love Ibazzo". The thought of course is not a direct text, it is much more blurred sometimes in the images of the pink pony, but the essence is that;)

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74205
 12.12.2012
I will eat what I have prepared myself. Do not mention the bad.
xxx is

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №74204
 12.12.2012
After receiving the rights, the first message to my husband: dear, can I take the car to the store to pick up? I am quick, honest word: one wheel is here, the other is there.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74203
 12.12.2012
...and my mother went to the hospital for physiotherapy, and there was a situation with her.
She sits on the procedure, runs another aunt, who was before and from the threshold:
- Oh, I was happy with you, give me novocaine, please, hellish pain.
The doctors (their 2) ask the name, and again:
The pain of hell!
Name the name!
I mean, I am sick!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №74202
 12.12.2012
We haven’t talked for a long time, and here’s the message:

Theme: Moore
What is Mur? Are you pinging? Not dead yet.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №74201
 12.12.2012
Yes, fucking, I already think that I am destined to die immediately after sex, from happiness probably ah, and my guardian angel fucking what a professional of his business and will not allow me to give at least one shit in this life.

If you also talk to girls, it is not surprising that you are not given.

[ + 31 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74200
 12.12.2012
Half of the comments on the program-barometer for smartphones:
The height shows fantastic, 189 meters, although I live on the 4th floor.

People are beautiful!

[ + 15 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74199
 12.12.2012
Turn on the TV.
Jigurda on the Red Square dances in the Scottish kittet Gangamstil-Lezginka with the screams "JI-GUR-DA!!and "
Shut off the TV. I won’t include it anymore today.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №74198
 12.12.2012
A creative personality is a person who himself paints wallpapers on the desktop and windows themes, and himself writes ringtones for his phone. And the one who runs with the mirror and photographs the "zakatiki" is just a poser.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №74197
 12.12.2012

XXX: The eruption of the ejaculator
YYY: Did you find the hole in the morning?

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74196
 12.12.2012
Dana: Anton, tell me something good =)
[0:15:46] Anton: cats
[0:1556] Dan: More!
[0:16:37] Anton: two cats
Dan: Do not stop!
[0:17:43] Anton: three cats
[0:19:23] Anton: endings = ['s's's's's's's,'s's's,'s's's's,'s's's's,'s's's's
for x in range(1, 1000):
print '%s %s' % (x, endings[x%10])

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №74195
 12.12.2012
Q: Have you already arrived?
I would be surprised if I arrived...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mean?
ууу: I sit here right behind the driver, the driver is not visible to me - there is a barrier, but unfortunately I can hear... he has been talking on the phone for forty minutes (((
Turn on the music and don’t listen to it.
Wow, that’s not the problem! He told somebody on the phone what an offensive driver he was: "I can turn the steering wheel, and the hands at this time to jongle!"
Oh yeah yeah ?
WOW: And judging by how the bus carries all along the road, I think it's just like it does!!! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №74194
 12.12.2012
Someone’s wiped wifee grid appeared at work. I ask my colleagues whose, they say, is Vasina. I ask the password, they answer - Vasya terribly matts and does not stir. I approach you.
Give the password to the turnet.
- Fuck you shit, says Vasya and smiles cleverly.
I go. I connect, click.Accurately, in the bottom register, without gaps.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №74193
 12.12.2012
YouTube video: "How quickly to remove a whisker?"
The video is 21:15...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №74192
 12.12.2012
She: and right I understand that on the day of the end of the world you can put your naked ass in Instagram, because then everyone will die and fool already?
He is: Yes. Tell all your lovely friends about it.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №74191
 12.12.2012
Thanks for the dates instead of the page numbers!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №74190
 12.12.2012
Announcement on the website:
I sell a computer (system unit and monitor). Almost no one used it. The Targ.
The comments:
Nikolai: Marina, write at least something about the computer, which processor, mother, operating device, video, hard drive, which monitor
Marina: Nicholas, frankly, I don’t really understand computers, send your address electric. I will send you pictures of the computer.
Nikolai: Marina, you better send your photos, but what to watch on the computer :)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №74189
 12.12.2012
by warranty_voider
The magnet must be scattered into two monopolies.
It does not work, it is prohibited. There is an anti-monopoly committee.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №74188
 12.12.2012
You don’t understand the beauty of a 20-meter-long car.
The Limousine O?
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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