AAA: Congratulations on the New Year!
BBB: I wish you happiness!
Money, girls, all the goods!
Stalin, Beria and the Gulag!

On New Year’s Eve, someone dreamed of money, someone dreamed of love, someone dreamed of money, someone dreamed of happiness.
xxx: and only the programmer dreamed of making this fucking money.

One of the few things that cause me to want to KILL is the idiotic New Year’s shows with low-grade primitive humor and “stars” of one kind that get upset.

2014 will be the year of the wooden horse, antivirus companies need to prepare now

thx (12:12:38 31/12/2012)
I took a shower and looked at the bottle.
twelve (12:12:44 31/12/2012)
Dish Gel "Moments of Pleasure"
twelve (12:12:53 31/12/2012)
From there a thick white fluid flowed.
thx (12:12:57 31/12/2012)
Closed and cleaned...

A week before the NH...
We went to a toy store and bought a gift for the little one.
In general, after buying a small designer went to the box office, on the way to which I discovered the "Star of Death" from Star Wars, which I grabbed and started running next to the bats that he would buy it to me.
Already standing at the box office, when I handed over my purchase to the cashier, the folder on my mobile phone sounded....And on the phone (on the folder) for the last 5 years there is a melody of the "Imperial March" from all the famous film...
Generally speaking, the people in the line stumbled, and the cashier somehow bleaked.
by ALEX_D

XXX: In my neighboring courtyard, a salute was launched, more powerful than on the day of the city.
My cat fell down with the taburet!

My cat was in the bathroom for a long time. There is a bomb shelter.)

In the overcrowded bus at the peak hour, the passenger is upset by the weight of life:
Please send me for the trip...
–...
The girl could not pass on the trip!? to
–...
Who am I talking to?! Aaa to! What if the bomb explodes? Are you all in your headphones?! to

At our work (JSC Chusovskiy Metalurgical Plant) there is a system of ordering according to the Japanese method. Asked the guys from another shop for a spade, they brought me to the box where the spades are supposed to lie, the box on the digital lock, the code from the lock in another room, also in the box with the code lock, the code from which on the paper in the boss’s safe.! to

Alisha is! Are you alive? We remember you! With the coming New Year and, in advance, with the 84th anniversary!

December 30, evening... I watch on TV the Italian film of the year 92, there in the main role Chilintano is filmed, funny comedy is like this, I watched it and I think:"there would be a movie about an American who had to spend 30 million"(and this movie I saw last time on TV 10 years ago), switch the channel, and there this movie is going!
In the end: I get stuck with the thought that the New Year wish I have already spent...

Development of self-powered MMORPG.

We need to introduce such a unit - "schizophrenia"

+20 to trick, +30 to invulnerability, immunity to fear, -20 to agility

See also: LOL Then immediately +100 to charisma, +12 to secrecy

Xh: with a 1% probability of self-picking. And another 30% of the time does not respond to the player's orders.

WOW : Why?

XHH: Sitting in depression

When Jobs said in 2000:
“We’ve made the buttons on the screen so nice that you’ll want to lick them.”
He did not even suspect how relevant this is for winter Russia.

You do not know her parents. Previously, they were asked, “Why don’t there’s a guy?” and then she said she didn’t like boys and she’s a lesbian at all... So now they are asked, “Why don’t there’s a girl?”

Why do you use C++ instead of a programming language?

This place is similar to the army: the norm of shark behavior dominates - the wounded. In a closed society where everyone is to blame, the crime is to be caught.

The daughter goes to the toilet at night, then slightly mistakes the address and falls into the parent's bed. Dad (throwing a cat out of the pillow for the hundredth time) "Every day I raise up". Daughter:"Nea...(cries) I have already been born and attached)))))))))))

Dear Drivers! I remind you - let go 80+ km / h on the ice through the pedestrian crossing. Through the transition can go not only an adult careful person, but also a child. Or what a drunk. Be drunk with everyone, and wash out your karma.

Now, 31.12, do you know what my smart, sober, 50 year old parents are doing? Cutting the salad? No is! There is an operation on the couch. The best surgical procedure! Cutting the abdomen with a scalpel, getting inside, applying seams! I had the imprudence to say that my plush eagle had a battery))

New Year, Christmas trees everywhere, Santa Claus with drunk Snowmen, fireworks, all channels turn New Year's new and classic films, concerts with all kinds of petrosans, in general, all the huniya. And only NTV, fucking, says Street of Broken Lights.