News from VK:

He is!
We took Carlos Zeballos on board.
Now he reads lectures with us =) Every Tuesday and Thursday!

The Stone:
I read the last 3 times until I finally realized that there is no letter 'a' after 'z' ))

came to visit. It was hot, he took off his sweater and put it in the chair where the cat was sleeping. I wear cat fur everywhere. Call the owner:
“Listen, let me put on a sweater now, and then you will drive me with a glue roll?”
that :
You have a strange fetish!
Here are the rides :-/

Imagine the perfect child now 😉
Well, which type of self wakes up at 7 in the morning, such goes washing, brushing teeth, sitting down and eating cabbage.
Then it wakes me...

As I grew older, I began to realize that explanations based on stupidity and greed give a much smaller average square error from reality than conspiracy.

222: so "manifest lies", and not "secret lounge"? :>

xxx:on all these sites you just need to indicate which specific position you are applying for. The type "converter of virgin female penguins that peeled out in the high year". Why can't you just write "a girl with a higher humanitarian education looking for a job in Minsk.ideal secretary option for bosses who have jealous wives (thick) or office manager in a purely male team (bake delicious cookies)"???? and :(
yyy: ))))))))) you forgot to "intently not offer" ;)
xxx: there is "the thick" ;)

From a letter from a user to Microsoft:
Let you, comrades, dream of a penguin breaking your window with an apple!

XXX: The redhead is sweeter
YYY: It would seem, just two mistakes, and as a phrase it played!

This morning on the radio: Nine Russians are still unable to leave the airport bla bla bla. Among them is a child and a pregnant woman.

From the questioner:
Are Buratino and Pinocchio brothers?
YYYYYYYYYYYYY The woodlanders!

In the work "added optimism". All medical policies are being changed and, while new policies are being made, they have been issued temporarily. The temporary policies are valid until 21.12.2012.

The radio. We are talking about strange names. A message from the listener. "I work with a Tajik man named Husnim. The name of the day".

Ivan: There was a niche conflict of interest with the transition to personality.
Darya: and the bird-fish-fish-tissue conversation did not try? Type: "You are a fucking fool! Look at it! This is not the day!"

What will we go to the cinema?
What is there?
Monday is dark, Tuesday is dark, Wednesday is dark.
The darkness? O_O
– No
A man’s day?
On Wednesday the multicolors. Yes, it is Men’s Day.

Yandex.Probks are all shit! Here is the really in-demand service would be Yandex.Workers_Sberbank! Because it is not so easy from the first time to find a worker Sberbank ATM.

The manager enters the office:
"Who knew that this rubbed Rostov Kremlin is located in the Yaroslavl Region of O.O."

Vitalic: Today was a fucking concert for one simple reason: it started on time!

Boris Strugacki is dead.
Good luck to everyone, and let no one go away out of the way!! to
The eternal memory, teacher.

Instead of "here are the pidarasa" I have recently said "a very strong gay lobby".

Yesterday I was in Sobes... a child was crying nearby... while my mother was struggling with papers, my dad calmed the little one and just gave him his barbecue. The child did not think long to pull out the electro shocker from there!!!) And began to run through the whole hall fun third-party loops. I really thought the line would soon shrink...

Stoppers are similar to data exchange devices with a small buffer for incoming and a small tact frequency for processing information. Therefore, when you load in them complex speech passages with a detailed description of the idea, the justification of all the statements and probable outcomes, 95% of the information is simply thrown away. does not have time to process, and is not stored in the exchange buffer - does not fit. And at the end of your speech, they only remember a few of your last words, which they cannot say without understanding the previous one.

And that’s why after a second hanging they give out their stupid – "what?"