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[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73707
 02.12.2012
The best comment to the YouTube video, like in Half-Life 2 with the help of the bug kill G-man'a:
"BLEAD KILLED JI MAN THE THIRD HALF NO WILL BE THANK YOU WILD"

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №73706
 02.12.2012
Alina: girlfriend claims that the end of the world will be, and I say no. she offered to bet on money. still thinks that in case of her right she will get them. naive

[ + 33 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73705
 02.12.2012
Living in the panel house of the 1980s leads to the fact that you either become a philosopher-poffigist or go crazy. How can it be different if you hear neighbors write?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №73704
 02.12.2012
...
Everyone wants to destroy the earth.
Prophecy of the ancient Maya.
He will bring them to the grave.
How not to go astray? – is
Not their foolishness, laziness and wrath,
The stone table.

c) the yuan

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73703
 02.12.2012
A friend stated that he was able to give me tools and all kinds of iron and gave me a certificate at L'Etual. But I didn’t get worse – I bought a shave, manicure scissors and scissors...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №73702
 02.12.2012
The girl comes in:
D: Hello
I: Hello
Silence is
Do you want to take something, order something?
A: Yes, the cards
Buying or ordering?
Q: You ordered the cards.
I: Have you ordered before?
D: Yes
I: Do you want to repeat?
D: No to take it. Maxim ordered it.
I: With what name?
D: I do not know
I: In what organization?
D: No, there's just on Maxim's visit cards
I: What is written on them?
D: Well I don’t know... (pause) There’s such a thing that you can read on the phone.
What is QR code?
D: I do not know.
I bring visit cards with QR code: These?
D: Probably, I don’t know... But this thing... Yes, I’ll take these.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №73701
 02.12.2012
How good to do repairs when on the television is any school repair or apartment issue... with a whole brigade it is like fun...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №73700
 02.12.2012
From the porn site advertisement moved to the site of MMM-2012....

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №73699
 02.12.2012
SonicSpb: By the way, you have the tile tabs add-on in Firefox, seen?
Correra is no. At some point I became chromed.
SonicSpb: Oh, the bobra corporation has seduced you with cookies?
Tagged with: UGU They at some point of time had no conflict with Adobe Flash Player, and the fox had
Correra: And in this war I became a fugitive.
SonicSpb: I went to Aurora after this conflict
Is this Aurora?
SonicSpb: the alpha fox
Correra : Hm. The first link to the request "browser aurora" - how to remove.
Correra: Google knows how to repel the desire to move ahead of its competitors.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №73698
 02.12.2012
A celebration for the soul often ends sadly for the body.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №73697
 02.12.2012
A Cat with a Concept
My cat has learned to turn on the light. Includes it regardless of the time of day and sits with a satisfied face on the back of the couch. For educational purposes, he ticked her nose into the switch, then painfully ticked her finger on the ear: "Never do this again!“”
Now she, turning on the light, hides under the couch.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №73696
 02.12.2012
Schedule for December holidays:
December 20, 2012 – Preparing for the End of the World
December 21, 2012 – Beginning of the End of the World
December 22, 2012 – Celebration of the End of the World
December 23, 2012 – The End of the World
December 24, 2012 - Rest after the end of the world
December 25, 2012 - New Year's Mornings, New Year's Eve...
The New Year...
January 3, 2013 - the end of the world in the old style :-)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №73695
 02.12.2012
News: The US Senate has banned the Pentagon from trading with "Rosoboronexport":

The senators who promoted the amendment insisted that the money of American taxpayers should not, even indirectly, finance the killing of Syrian residents.

I immediately recalled Orwell with his outstretched concepts. Peace is war, freedom is slavery. So here – we are armed by the bandits, who then cut out the civilians of Syria in whole villages. It will be the fault of those who hinder it.
Orwell’s world has come.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №73694
 02.12.2012
You talk to God – you are a believer. God tells you that you are sick.
First stone: I talk to the mentally ill. So I am God? But why, as soon as I speak about it out loud, do the health care providers come and take me to a solitary room?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №73693
 02.12.2012
My husband went to a friend. SMS has arrived:

We forgot tobacco for mangal, we smoke mandarines.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №73692
 02.12.2012
The roles were played:
Hon Su Hyun as Yu So Ran
Ryu Son of Su as Chong Zhe Boom
O Mi Hi as Hyeon Meng Jin
Kwon Se Yin as Pak Hun
Pak Zhi Yun as Managing Director/Manager of Pak
Khan Sin Il as Kon Zhong Ho
Lee Gong Jin as Sim E Gong
Kwon He Hoo as Hwan Sok Bon
Khan Ra Yoon as Ra Yong
Son Zhi Yin as Zhi Yin
Kim Bo Yong as Po Yong
Zhang U Yong as Kim Yong Nim
Kim Hu Jing as Qi Jing
An Zhong Hun as Managing Director/Manager An
Pak Ho Zhong as Ho Zhong
Zha Do as Zha Do
Min Zhong Hyeong as a journalist
Chwe Yong-so as a spouse in marriage by arrangement (cameo)
1 of comments:
I read this and it became clear who is who!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №73691
 02.12.2012
The case was in practice in the medical college.in a clistering tension with vaseline for procedures.happy teacher,without entering the course of this case, welcomes students with the phrase:"Children, who will walk, stock up vaseline..." it must be said that this practice in us nobody dared to walk...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №73690
 02.12.2012
Egor
Do you have a young man?

Christine
And with you?

Egor
I no longer know.

Christine
What about him!? to

Egor
With whom?

Christine
With a young man?

Egor
And then???? to

Christine
I have a young man, and you have some misunderstandings :D


[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №73689
 02.12.2012
A comment to the photo where the iPhone is masqueraded under an analog calculator for access to the innet during exams:
The iPhone won’t make any sense at the geography exam if you understand what I’m talking about.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №73688
 02.12.2012
In acquaintances the son went to the first class, the first thing he learned in school that he did not bite, but fucking.

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