A man talks to his friends:
I will ask my girlfriend without motherly words. And personally I will present you, Semen, as my beloved deaf-deaf friend.

WOG39: Per I’ve lagged back from life or I don’t understand something, but once, the most disgusting and hated sound, provoking fierce anger, was the sound of a five-inch drive trying to read the suddenly emerging bad sector, on a discette with a favorite game. The same "JJ-J-U-J" from whom I wanted to take a hammer and spread to the hell everything that comes in hand. A sound that only in the case of paranoid schizophrenia could be associated with the word “music.” And now... it’s called "Dabstep"...

Corvalol: I imagine a gathering of anonymous paranoids.
Corvalol: Hi to you. I’m Dima, I’m 35 years old...Who’s here?! to

xxx: I just watched Genoa and Cheburashka (2 series), where they helped the pioneers there, so there:
Injury caused by negligence - the child was dropped on the head.
Damage to property - the transformator is rotated.
Theft of the compressor.
Illegal construction of entertainment facilities.
It is possible to give bribery to an official during the performance of his duties - it is painfully easy for them to get rid of the police officer.
Theft of metal - the anchor was cut off from the ship. And that’s all in 15 minutes.

Reworked...
Write a table in Word. Add the lines. I caught myself on the fact that for a minute I’m running with a dumb smile on the rows of the pop-up menu "insert from above" and "insert from below";
All the shit, flowers, wine, candy and sleep with a girlfriend, or soon the wind will start to excite ((

xxx: Looking at Craig’s scratched hooliganism, I realized that Agent 007 was the highest stage of the rapper’s development.

She worked in the electoral committee, in particular issuing ballots.

Man with two passports: Girl, can I vote for a wife?
I: No, she is not running.

I : daughter! Why not in school?? to
Daddy, the holidays have begun today.
I: Yes... and (
The daughter :?? to
I: I got to work today without a stop.
I: It makes me think.

The day of Emperor's ascension to the throne, the birthday of Emperor Jimmu, the day of remembrance of Emperor Jimmu,

Only with us Jimma - for the premiere now, and Emperor Volodya)

It was worth once in life to give a girl a cosmetic, as this began to come:
“Alexander, why the costume? Makeup!" so I imagine myself naked and with deceived eyes)

(My friend doesn’t believe that I’m constantly reading and accusing me of lack of erudition)

Alex is
No to!! You are fucking fuck! Why am I lying???? to

Alex is
I do not understand!! He is reading!! You are no different from a man-eater.

Alex is
only "gm, hm" and etc

Flipper
Horses, you say...

Listening to English online:

Are you students?
We are ants!

X: What is the mortgage, different from the heart?
Y: Well, the heart is held by fate, and the mortgage is held by eggs.

The cat gave birth to 5 kittens (a total of 6 cats in the house). A month later, 3 were given (there were 3 respectively). Half-life of cats: 1 month

XXX: I have had it too. But our water from the crane cannot be drunk, so we either buy or defend. Plus for flowers I always defend water, not less than 5 liters )) So it's easier for me - suddenly turned off again - it's always more than shampoo to wash. This morning I washed my head. Just washed it... turned off the light. And we have the light, as you do with water - if turned off, not less than three hours. It was 12 hours and a day. I need to run to work no later than in 40 minutes, and my hair drops water!
So the stove...
The hair is thick, and then it was still long, without a dryer in 40 minutes to completely dry out is unrealistic, especially in the apartment is cold. She let go all the towels she found, so rubbed her head that it was unclear how she wasn’t bald, and her hair was still wet. I thought the boss would have a clock to trade. But imagine your subordinate saying, “I will be late because my head is wet; she would have washed my head and washed my neck.” So I took toilet paper, divided my hair into strands, and wrapped it. She is hygroscopic)) And at this moment, suddenly, Maxime returns home. Picture with oil: wet towels everywhere, and I am red from anger and effort I stand with the "dredd" of toilet paper on my head, and my eyes knock))

The Sows have lost the war with the swarms... these Pascuades got up early and won... and now we go to work in the morning...

Unicornix Bites Ikean Chocolate
<Trener> did you do it yourself?

from the topic about smartphones and their batteries on the hub:
The iPhone ages faster than the Phillips Xennium discharges.

xxx: It’s funny to explain to customers of cable television (in Crimea) that several channels don’t work because of the hurricane in the US.

One well-known website posted a collection of photographs of snakes. One of the comments:
XX: Well, the main aunt I knew right away.