I live in Germany. Today in English in college watched the Christmas series "Friends")
Dear, where are you going?
to Minsk.
and Minsk? Where is it?
It is in Russia, my dear.
(and the whole group is watching my Facebook spam)

What kind of monsters are in the Duma?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You didn’t play xxx.
YYY: and I thought about our word =))))

Review of Bearpaw Redman on a well-known online store:

I bought this onion, sharpened it at +16, inserted the CA on the crete. damage and focus, also did not wish the full ATT for the holy day. He went out on the street on the hole, damaged the first meeting mob... In the end, he received 2 years conditionally...

On the street – 48
I live in a private house, comfortably in the courtyard, I sit and think to go and suffer or sit and suffer.

Tatiana
Hi, let me meet you.
Alexis
) ) Well let’s ))
Tatiana
I am cheerful as a boy.
Alexis
I am Alexey and I am so happy!!! to

In the past 10 years, 19 Russian adopted children have died in the United States.
According to 2006 data, in 15 years in Russia died 1220 children adopted by Russians.
Funny, but our Prezi... is firmly convinced that the root of evil is still in America and continues to tell about his achievements to Russia.

Anya
Here are 6 movies! About how a boy was found half-orphan, how he grew up as a Jedi, married, became a round orphan, how he was cut off his hand, how he whipped his pregnant wife, how his children grew up, he went to the dark side of shit, almost whipped his daughter, killed the star of death a few planets, how his son whipped the star of death, found his sister, the cowboy (!), he killed his teachers, kicked off his hand to his son, Luke, I'm your father - NOOOOO!, as the son kissed with his daughter, INCEST JOPT!, the daughter in the golden swimsuit, and on her drowned more than one generation of teens, the son learned the strength, JODA DIED, DRAKA!, PIZDEC!, the good as a result still won, glory to Lucas!
by 14:19:46

Dmitry
I watched this movie badly.

XX: By the way, about Freud’s reservations.
XX: I had an anal device called an analogue at one point in the universe.
......
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx On the contrary! It is an analogue!!! to
XXX is fucking

xxx: you know when I see an advertisement before watching a video, I automatically remove this item from my list of future purchases. Marketers sucks

To sow doubts in a woman, you must agree with her.

I’m on a trolleybus today. The trolleybus is hit by a battle - the mosquito does not fly.

And among all this crowd - very impressive dimensions of the conductor. Then she said a phrase that raised everyone’s mood for the whole day:

Hold on, little girl, I’m gone!

My friend decided to talk about our future.

I spent half an hour talking about teleportation, lasers and power fields.

As I found out later, I didn’t quite understand the question.

shsmad> You confuse, pirates are in the oceans, on ships.
poterin> Agree, always considered this name to be unsuccessful. There is some ambiguity. If a Somali pirate puts a licensed Windows, will he cease to be a pirate? and :)

The City Forum:
DubDubom: And also, I read here, a great way to melt the front glass - a burner. And the glass melts and the salon warms up, the main thing is to heat out of the salon!
DREVENSKIU: PLIAAAT!!! I had my skull cracked and my forehead toning plummeted because of you!!! My counselor too!! Why did it happen?

Her money is her money, and my money is our money.

"In short, the past year. I am unemployed. I sit at home, my homework is up to me. The Aztec snow fell. I go out to clean the snow such a whole goddess: in a puffy cloth, my grandfather's bear's towel, under which the legs are wrapped in old sportswear and daddy rolls of 44th size. I am a bulldozer. I hear a voice behind my back: Grandma, and Jan at home!!! One of my school friends decided to go.) oh I roasted. And she roasted. Short than two idiots)))"

About the news "In Krasnoyarsk will set up its own production of foldable chairs", "...This development was awarded a grant in the amount of 50 thousand rubles from the Regional Science Foundation and a diploma of the winner of the competition of rationalizers and inventors - 2012 from the hands of i.o. Minister of Innovation and Investment..."
F-1: radio stations made, satellite communications installations, already at that time almost artificial - intelligent systems, it is impossible to intercept. I remember the systems of the Screen, Orbit, on the Uazics regimental Cedras...they had a test site in the Zverossovhoze, the antenna will be stretched - will be turned on - in the radius of 500 meters, the couslics started singing in bass.
Vit: It has passed. There was not so much spirituality. And now electric chairs, although this is a very useful thing.
F-1 spiral car: now real, like idiots, nanotubes are delighted... 18th century in industry! that is. She was almost killed.
Apocalipsys Time 21/12/2012: The Ministry of Investment and Innovation has completely dropped to the production of foldable chairs and gives it a super remarkable achievement?
The idiots! Pull the Ministry in the neck!
Where are the factories?

XXX: I love you and I want you to borst!

Cyborg_Cat
Today called the accountant to renew the keys, license and check the program for readiness to work with the words: "We and you need to put everything in place now, so that after the new year I can go out, cuddle and immediately work!"

Have you prepared the plateau? =) is

In the morning, he received a letter from the contractor.
And the telegram tonight didn’t let you go, you’re an under-Russian idiot?!..