The tasting is...
When they do not swallow...
R. G.

Annual battle about where it is colder - in Siberia at -40 or in the middle band at -30, I announce open!

I always thought my sister was glamorous and far from the internet. Read her search query: "Sweet Wedding Dresses" XD

What kind of husband are you if your penis is not elastic?

xxx: on youtube video titled: "Hryshkovets "How I ate the dog" (completely)".
XX: And it is not obvious that the last word has nothing to do with the pre-last word.

“Happy is a marriage in which one half is snoring and the other half is not hearing.”
I’m not happy in my marriage, but my husband is happy in my marriage.

If your dream came true and there was no orgasm, then it is a dream.

History of History

Salvador Dalí, already a famous artist, came to a Paris furniture factory to make an individual order for the headset. Right here he sketched on paper sketches of furniture and asked:
How much will it cost?
The factory owner, an old Jew, shrugged his hands:
What is the question, Messie Dali? For you personally, we will do everything absolutely free of charge. Do not forget to sign your sketches.

And when our president realizes the simple idea: for the corruption of officials in no case can be removed. They need to be hanged.

I am most wondering why they moved What?Where?When? by Thursday?
has never been such

On Friday, everyone will die and no one will watch. Uncomfortable with advertisers

"The Unfortunate Husband"

> I don't want to throw away - I love crazy. Here is what to do? Who can give good advice? I don’t know if it’s an impasse :(

You are just a fairy tale dude. In normal societies, even only sexual dissatisfaction with a partner is already a reason for divorce. And if the wife does not give at all, then it was necessary on the first wedding night to remind her of what the first wedding night is, and if she did not understand - to chase the naked shit meth and suckles.

Remember, all normal girls want sex too.

Do you wear seat belts in the bathroom? And I just recently realized that it was time to walk further than from the garage to the house. I went home yesterday, I was called from the back, so instead of looking around, I looked for the rear-view mirror.

Dilvish: How about your girls?
Dilvish: whom you feed and walk
Like the pigeons.
Lan: crash and fly away

Wonderful listened dialogue (we have breakfast at the restaurant at the hotel, and the wedding from the evening is still on the go, all warm at the very least can not):
- Oooo, I was in Chelyabinsk... Surrov city, there are 90s not over... there are still bandits living there. They will be killed and the name will not be asked.
How in Costa Rica?
In Costa Rica they ask...

xxx: I am happy - I finally got a great repair in the service :)))
yyy: and the nafiga you in the winter is great, in such a cold even in the car is cold?
xxx: you have -30, we have +25
YYYYYYYYYYYY Fuck...

Commentary on the distribution of a low-budget film:

The movie was watched in one breath in 15 minutes.

xxx: all of us guys want one
YYY: What is it?
XXX is good fuck.
xxx: more true of understanding, mutuality and inner warmth.: *

On November 30, 2000, "Sergeant Fletcher" called the manager of "McDonald's" from another Kentucky town of Letchfield: allegedly at the moment in her restaurant is a dangerous sexual offender. Police need to be arrested at the time of the sexual assault. The manager has to help the authorities and act as a “manicure.” The “Policeman” ordered her to show all kinds of female signs of attention to a lonely man aged 35-40, and then lure him into the office, shut up and dress off. At this point, the substrate will be covered. There was a lonely man by the window. Not deprived of the female merits, the manager began to cuddle with the visitor. Word for word – and he was in her office. Then followed a flash striptease, a scene of seduction and... accidental sex. The manager was too interested in the role. There was no rush, and satisfied with such a high quality of service at “McDonald’s” the “sex-maniac” went on.

XXX: Do not do anything, do it yourself
There is nothing to do, do love!
In my case it’s the same :)

Conversation in the kitchen

As we earned, so we eat!
The mouth?