Don’t get distracted, man! from the chest
Alexey: Did you understand what you asked now?
Alexey: It’s like asking cancer to whisper.

The client, signing in the letter, was sealed - Georgievna. This is a poor father.

Oh, it is an unusual feeling! When you are waiting for an important call, you are crazy about the comp, the phone is ringing at the other end of the room, you are undermined and you realize that you have taken off both your legs!
And this is like an old marasmatic in a painful seizure, like a Zombie, you are half-running and half-running to the phone! You fall! You are mating! and RJ!

(And the time is coming! The phone is ringing, but the call can be stopped at any time!!!)

And here in a desperate leap, you throw your body to your cell phone! She slips out of her hands! With incredible effort you turn around and catch it! You will "reply" and cheerfully pee in the tube "Yes!"
And you hear in response a calm, slightly surprised voice of the interlocutor.

At this point you feel like a superhero, once again saving the world)) But no one noticed it again.

System administrators are faithful husbands.
They don’t always have time for their wife. What a mistress...

I say to Yasha in the morning: quickly let us dress like in the army. The answer is "A, I know! The soldier must have time to dress while the candle is burning!

If you had a choice: buy FIFA 2013 or take a girl to a restaurant for her birthday, which club would you start playing for?

Translation by Promt

Nevermind: The translation of Michael Jackson’s song “Dangerous” forever changed my worldview: “The girl was bad, the girl was dangerous.”

Can you explain it in three words?
Go to Fuck

From Auto.ru / Android:

1> What interesting driver tips would you recommend?
Friends, hello to all! I’m wondering who’s using what kind of lotions on trips? Could you recommend any interesting applications? I personally, in addition to traffic jams, use the app XXX (road quality) and YYY (record speed, distance and route on the map).
I want to try some new ones!

2> Interesting feature - to look at the road and lighting. It is unfortunate that they rarely use it.

Comments on the news "The dog rides in the tram of Yekaterinburg":
No one has lost her.
She just likes to ride.
Looking out the window at people.
When he comes home, he plays a game of chess with his master.
No, he will lose of course. The dog is.
...but already looks with interest at the driver’s seat, and remembers that he is pressing there.

Solving Mathematical Problems
We divide trees by people.
I – what is going on?
Dendroids are something.

Everyone has a G point.
xxx: men are a man.

Barra: Well yes, and what?
Scampada: You don’t get bored here, I get bored here, I’m the main bored here

I went to the store today and bought pellet.
xxx: I came, picked up water in the pot, poured a bunch of spices, made a cool soup
Polls are still in the store!
It’s time for you to get a girlfriend.)
XXX: To not forget the pelerins? Yes, it will be comfortable.

X: All student organizations, societies, teams, groups and clubs are abolished.
An organization, a society, a team, a circle and a club is a regular group of three or more students.This is not a new decree of the Duma, it is only an order of the Hogwarts Inspector General, Madame Ambridge. It looks like reality. Yes to?

Y: ))They appear from Rowling's works and write)

X: The main thing is not to take Orwell.

...and when the report was written, to see, decided to take into account that I’m a map: "filtered through Bruchner’s wreath" XD

by Navial. We had a predecessor, the letter "r" did not speak. Someday at the end of the couple she gave someone in the group ORAL (this is important!) The task: to make a message about the great travellers of the past - "about Chen Slo and Baow". Over the course of a month, the couple had this conversation:
Q: Well, wow, how is your report on Chansla and Baow?
WOW (not cardigan): I didn’t find anything about Chelsea and BAOU.
Q: What, and there are no books of Magidovitch? (I have to say that there are 20 books about travelers)
WOW: I didn’t find anything about Chenso and Baow in Magidovitch. There are no such travellers.
P: It cannot be so! You looked badly! You have not looked at it at all!
In the end, even the suspicion of the student that she is bullying the unhappy teacher, almost to the scandal did not come. The student approached her aunt after the classes to clarify the task, even asked for another topic, and she could not understand how it was impossible to find anything in the books about Chanslow and Baow. And we, by the way, already guessed the whole group who it was. The fun, however, ended when at the next seminar, angry, the aunt instructed to write on the board the names of the unfortunate travellers: Chanslore and Barrow.
The silent question in the eyes of the whole group: "And before, what was weak?"—it had to be seen...

I’m sorry I didn’t check the compass, now it doesn’t show where I’m going in any navigator. And the compass program always shows one direction, as if the phone is not rotating.
YYY: In the north? and :-)

I have a friend who, when he drinks, begins to sing.

Alexander, Alexander, what are you whipping before us?
Like a topol with seeds, you look into his face.
The view is wood...

A smurf, the Moldovan answered the guy in order:
"A smogglean, Moldovan we collect the squad..."

And finally, the top – the song of Yulia Yulianovich Shevchuk "Autumn" (he does not know the words):

What is autumn is autumn.
Autumn is autumn, autumn is autumn.
Autumn is the sky, autumn is the sky.
This is autumn, this is heaven.

Old age is when you stop rejoicing in what goes by and rejoicing in what doesn’t happen.

The distance of the Australian Marathon is 875 kilometers. The route runs from Sydney to Melbourne, and it usually takes more than 5 days from start to finish. This race involves athletes of world class who are specially trained for this event. Most athletes are under the age of 30 and are sponsored by major sports brands that provide athletes with shape and shoes.
In 1983, many were astonished when the 61-year-old Cliff Young appeared on the start day. At first, everyone thought that he came to see the start of the race, because he was not dressed like all the athletes: in a working suit and hats above the shoes. But when Cliff approached the table to get the number of the race participant, everyone realized that he was going to run with everyone.
When Cliff got the number 64 and stood on the line with other athletes, the filming team, making a report from the start site, decided to take a short interview with him. Cliff turned the camera and asked:
and hello! Who are you and what are you doing here?
I am Cliff Young. We breed sheep on a large pasture near Melbourne.
Do you really want to participate in this race?
and yes.
Do you have a sponsor?
and no.
Then you will not be able to run.
No, I can do it. I grew up on a farm where we could not afford horses or a car until the very last time: only 4 years ago I bought a car. When the storm came, I went out to catch the sheep. We had 2,000 sheep that grazed on 2,000 acres. Sometimes I caught sheep for 2-3 days — it wasn’t easy, but I always caught them. I think I can take part in the race because it is only 2 days longer and is only 5 days, while I run after sheep for 3 days.

When the marathon began, the professionals left Cliff in his gallows far behind. Some spectators sympathized with him, and some laughed at him because he could not even start properly.
On television people watched Cliff, many worried and prayed for him that he would not die on the way.
Every professional knew that it would take about 5 days to complete the distance and for this it would take 18 hours a day to run and 6 hours to sleep. Cliff Young did not know that.

The next morning after the launch, people learned that Cliff was not asleep, and continued to run all night, reaching the town of Mittagong. But even without stopping to sleep, Cliff was far behind all athletes, although he continued to run, while having time to greet people standing along the runway.
Every night he approached the leaders of the race, and the last night Cliff overtook all world-class athletes. By the morning, he was far ahead of everyone. Cliff not only ran a super marathon at the age of 61, not dying at the distance, but also won it, breaking the 9 hour race record and becoming a national hero.

Cliff Young ran 875 kilometers in 5 days, 15 hours and 4 minutes.

Cliff Young did not win a prize. When Cliff was awarded the first prize of A$10,000, he said that he did not know about the existence of the prize, that he participated in the race not for money and without consideration decided to give money to the first five athletes who ran after him, A$2,000 each. Cliff didn’t leave a penny for himself, and all of Australia just fell in love with him.

Many trained athletes knew whole techniques about how to run and how much time to rest on the distance. Moreover, they were convinced that it was impossible to run a super marathon at the age of 61. Cliff Young did not know this. He didn’t even know that athletes could sleep. His mind was free from restrictive beliefs. He just wanted to win, imagined a fleeing sheep and tried to catch her. In front of people like Cliff Young, stereotypes fall, and thanks to them people are convinced that their capabilities are beyond the limits they can imagine.
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