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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №72446
 02.11.2012

I sit, I code no one, here the sleeping neighbor gives...
I am a shit.
Oh shit, are you sleeping?
- Yes
and real?
- Yes
He is really sleeping!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №72445
 02.11.2012
- If Kalashnikov did not understand in weapons, but in online games, then Allody Online would be the greatest game in human history :)
Thus e. Would allodes be cheap, undisputed, and the whole of Africa would play in them?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №72444
 02.11.2012
<x> January report
<x>October*
<yy> a new month introduced? and :)
<x> if October then it is rather March renamed.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №72443
 02.11.2012
I took a friend’s ride in the NFS on a compass to pursue.
Driving for a couple of days was fun. I think I’m running a driving simulator.
Description of a link on one of the torrents (literally):

The driving simulator. The virtual driver.
Translation: Only in Russian.
Genre: The educational program.
Developer: No matter (men some) O_o

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №72442
 02.11.2012
I am crap as I am not sleeping. I have a catastrophic lack of sleep. I work and I want to sleep. I eat and I want to sleep. I sleep and I want to sleep!! to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №72441
 02.11.2012
From the description of the private viewing function:
When you’re online, Firefox stores a lot of information to help you: which websites you’ve visited, what files you’ve downloaded, and more. However, at some point, you may not want other users of your computer to see this information. For example, if you are going to buy a birthday present.

It is a gift :)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №72440
 02.11.2012
Discussion of what Win8 hanged on the presentation:
...
1 of VU. and 98.
2nd Tradition, continuity and everything in that spirit.
Three Nevertheless, only the sky is winner.
It has been hanging for centuries...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №72439
 02.11.2012
neo: and I know now when 2 strips is great
The Chevrolet Camaro

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №72438
 02.11.2012
Gmail just pleased me so much!
I am sending a letter, the information window pops up "Dear, in the letter there is a phrase "see. the application", and the file you attached forgot. Do we send it as it is?"
Thank you brothers and sisters))

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №72437
 02.11.2012
XX: Tell me something about yourself.
YYY: I am an idiot. Is this a complete characteristic of my personality?
The idiots can’t talk.
YYY: And I am an idiot. I am different in intelligence and wisdom.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №72436
 01.11.2012
A> liha, the question of the sink
In accounting, we have a strange glucose, there is an extract No. 21 from February 8, 2005, it periodically disappears, and they are filling it because of it. Documents must be kept for 5 years.
Could your programmers tell you?
B> is now in 2012. She is self-destructing.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72435
 01.11.2012
Are you still in Kiev?
Yyy: Yes, a very cheap city, you didn’t have to eat at the McDake of Nizhny Novgorod, but buy an apartment here for that money.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №72434
 01.11.2012
At the neighboring table, the employee was lucky at the stall, he had a peak ax, a worm ax, a drum ax and two crucifix axes. Destroyed the whole office.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №72433
 01.11.2012
When I was a child, my parents lost me and I was raised by a bunch of wild computers.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №72432
 01.11.2012
She: Oleg, you are the best thing in my life!
He is he. Imagine what shit the rest is.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №72431
 01.11.2012
XXX: Today is the day of judgment. Pride and Halloween in One Day
YYY: They may even not change clothes and walk scared

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №72430
 01.11.2012
I finished my postgraduate school without a five-minute doctor of sciences.
“You’ll think, and I’m a sex giant without 25 centimeters.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №72429
 01.11.2012
Q: Do you like sex?
In the sense?
M: I love tough, we will meet!

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №72428
 01.11.2012
1: Blind
I have a new happiness.

2 What?

1: we in the neighboring office (the department of analysts and project managers) now always cost 2 huge pads with all sorts of cookies))

2 the frog

1:Now took the almond so delicious, a handful of small salty liver and a couple of lambs) for a couple of hours enough)

2 go to shit.

1 is =)

2: That is what is pleasant. You are sitting at work, and at home, a woman has already jumped over the vanded bridge and put it)

1 of 1 (

Without my requests and reminders
You come home and the label on your desk pleases you.
smiles to

Go to Nashville (

Eat cookies, do not get distracted.

[ + 33 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72427
 01.11.2012
I am a lawyer! I don’t want to write stupid papers and prove something in court! I want Glock18 and a license to shoot idiots.

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