Congratulations on the holiday! 😉It is :)
Honey, you and you =)
Dennis is crazy.
Dennis: Hey, and fuck it =)
Dennis O_O
Dennis: Hi, in general, with the holiday =)

Den Stranger: Translating old movies into 3D suddenly gave me the effect of a time machine. You go through the streets and around hanging posters of Titanic, Star Wars, Lion King. Welcome to the 90s :)

I remember in 10th grade our classmate decided to help us with entries and introduced dop. Russian lessons (by the way, thank her for that) and started from 5th grade. The theme was wording. Pronounces "post" all: "box" "loved "- "soldier" and then she says...
Sea and silence. Everyone is silent and smiling. Then she said. A clock, for example. It was treachery.

A man calls at night and says: (M)-a man
He is healthy and begins to flood.
I: You’re wrong with the number, I’m not Leha
M: It’s good to have a leather, how do you live?
You mistaken the number.
M: It’s good to talk, we know you, humorous.I’m calling something.Say how the song is called, I’ll drink you.La la la la la la la
I: I have no idea, I have not heard that.
M: Well, Leah, you have to know.
I:May be "Love May"?
M: No, not she. well what are you doing?
I: No, I am resting
Go to bed, old man.
I: Well yes
Listen, you are not like yourself.
I: I agree, man.All because I am not Leha and you were wrong with the number.
M: So is it wrong?
I: Yes the guy.
This is fucking good.
I:Hello Leah

The Doctor:
I walk down the street of Lenin and see:
Catch a black prostitute.
This is my most flat.
The blackest joke.
Filed to:facepalm

Discuss the 90cm depth.
<inok> so I always check the depths of the algae on the ground
<inok> but on the asphalt would not expect
<inok> although you can catch a luck
<inok> so I still try to go around :)
<Lurker> Lucky is yes, my friend got out of the car and disappeared
<Lurker> Copperfield Blade
<Lurker> has not even closed the door

Medic: Someday an employee of the Sberbank comes to the mail...
I would add:.... for retirement! )))))))))))

To stand on one’s own is praiseful, but on another is more profitable.

I personally heard in the store (USA).
Client: What country are you from? You have such a lovely accent.
It’s just to find out who’s the accent. I am from Britain.

A sudden blow of wind made the Scottish army even more frightening.

Do you remember Grisham?
Have you lost your virginity?
Sergey: In a couple of weeks he will lose her in the armed forces I think
Maria is nothing. How is it?
Sergey: He has a crazy situation
he changed his surname from black to ponomarev, thereby expressing his protest against his father who left the family and according to documents in the institute and in the military committee it suddenly turned out that the chernov had a postponement and the ponomarev had nothing.
by Maria XD

Closing the door in domestic cars for the first time is a sign of bad tone

We take a picture of the apartment with my husband, he goes to work and I go home in photoshop. Today the hostess came to take the money, I gave it to her, and then she saw a computer with a Photoshop and asks - what is it, you work this way, can you see? I say, of course, you can, she slides over the laptop, and at this moment my husband in ask writes "Well, this old fool took the money for the apartment?". and ppc.

My girlfriend’s name is Julia. She is 27 years old, but she looks older than her age. If you consider that she started smoking at ten years old, and drinking and eating at twelve, it is not surprising. Of course, over the years of such a rough life, she has acquired a rather shattered appearance. At the first glance and talking to her for 30 seconds (maximum 5 minutes, or just looking at her behavior from the side) it becomes clear: before you burned b...d :( The 3rd time was for her husband (and it's not surprising how to survive!) She’s out of choice, with everybody. It should be noted, I was quite pleased at first, then it became terribly irritating (associations with the public toilet involuntarily arise). I don’t know why I should be jealous of her. Permanent drunkenness, walks, hustling, leaving home with overnight stays, flirting, playing and climbing to everything that wears pants, billions of phone calls and text messages are unclear from whom, from different numbers. Per someone is in a similar situation and can advise you.

Vauu: be patient, fall in love, let trachaezzo, you mainly to the arrival of the cake scratch and don't worry

Lions can have sex up to 50 times a day. You are a lion?
He says, “You are not a lion.
You are a lion 😉
He: What do you have to do with? xDD
She: >_< kind of herself a lion?

When you work in a psychiatrist for a year, you understand why they pay the allowance, and in 5 years, the people around you understand it.

Sometimes when you watch Asian porn, it seems like it was sounded by Chip and Dale.

From spb-auto: In general, if the double consistent right, it is a bad sign...

With Bio:

How to regain the trust of a loved one?

The answer:
I have to say that in bed she is much better than her friend.

the solids, the autocad, the bourgeois...
We were given 150 kg of plastic "work comrades, work!and "