My friend celebrated Perugia Day. One of his fellow men (already quite swollen) suddenly became hot, he opened the window and hanged his legs (second floor). A little later, the thought came into his mind: "Hey, here the window is open! I have to close it!" and I have to close it! Outside of! The only injury he got was his finger through the same window.

He did not drink, he did not smoke.
I was not a virgin yet, not what I am now.

Post in "Typical Programmer":

Learn C++, they said. It will be fun, they said.

The commentary:

21 days, they said.

From Habr. Compare MacBook Air and HP ENVY 14 SPECTRE

- And you are told that the price of the OS is poor compared to the price of a laptop. 20 of 1000 is ridiculous. It's like "it's stupid to buy lunch at McDonald's and not use the brushes that are included in the price."

That is fucking. I knew I missed something in this MacDock.

i_cherski: I went to Ashan to buy a remedy for mole.
As a result, I bought two food bags and a TV.
Of course, I forgot about moles.

a: was in "Merci Baku" with a friend
B: thank you Baku?
B: Grazi Yerevan
B: Sanks Maykop
B: Danke Mahatma

Talk to my son on the phone:
Did you find lunch? i left it in the refrigerator. Under the plate.
Heat in the microwave.
Winnie was there too!!! to

As I love programs from Microsoft, I've been happy for half an hour to remove the visual studio remains 0 seconds (

XXX: I jumped the game of childhood.
xxx: Passed completely and wanted to play in the multiplayer, the key asks
XHH: Digged in the innet found the key, I enter and there gives out "You used the wrong key, for reuse you will be fined $250,000" and below "FBI employees left"
Would you say, LOL?
I concluded: Nuevonahui these games, I barely jumped my heart through the anus.

Again the beginning of the month and a lot of work. Wait until the work info is thrown on the FTP...
When will you finally automatize it?
- To automate everything will not work, here everything is bound to the human factor: when they want - then the information to work and drop.
Give them puzzles to get rid of them faster.
Oh, but it would be good to automate :)

The guy was pleased the day. Nurse of the Diagnostic Center. I was prescribed antibiotics intramuscularly (in my ass) after surgery. I cuddle three times a day, for a week. The injections are quite painful, tired.
So, he enters the room in the evening with his support. Breathing, I get up from the bed, without enthusiasm I drop my pants. He lashes (or what they have there) on a glass ampoule with an antibiotic to drink (so that it would be easier to break the tip), then comes to me from the rear, breaks the tip of the ampoule with the characteristic "click" and pronounces a serious polite tone "Good evening...".
I made you laugh, young people.

The Queen of Great Britain does not have a passport, but she can travel freely around the world. The official website of the British Monarchy says that since United Kingdom passports are issued on behalf of Her Majesty, the Queen herself does not need this document. All other members of the royal family have passports.

When insulting a human child, it is always worth remembering that the female of a human is first a female, and then a human.

About Montenegro :
I was warned that driving without lighting is subject to a fine of 30 euros, but I did not know that the use of lighting is subject to the same fine.

People want to lose weight, get rich, pump, fuck, eat deliciously and get away.
YYY: Lama predicted that we, the Earth, will fall into the nudious meridian, and there will be darkness for 4 days.
It will be a great leap in development.
And there will be peace on earth, love and pure mind.
HH: Will it go out?

xxx: Mom asks to teach you to "go to the internet". Now jumped her one arcade - it turned away. The game is over, what to do?

Today I am sleeping, the door to my room opens.
xxx: mother’s voice: "accept the package!"
xxx: next: "package, go through!"
XXX: and in the room with a fist under the ass a cat runs
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He promised to come to me today.
YYY: Do you have something with the compound?
xxx is
YYY: Who are you normally writing about now? :D
xxx is
YYY: It is all of course customized?))
xxx is not

Sasha, help me
Goose: What is it?
I need to write a contract I don’t know how.
Search for a sample on the Internet
Sasha: Google doesn’t give me a deal, you say stupid shit I don’t talk to you.

Alexey: I'm not arguing with you, I'm writing this to the fact that if, for example, another programmer expands what you've written, he'll be ignorant of your code.
Igor: All the rules of good code are written with blood flowing out of the eyes of programmers who read the code of others.
Sergey: I don’t remember anyone cared about my code, Alexey.
Max: You are arguing. Most programmers spit on any code except their own.
Dmitriy: and some of their own.