and Zaya:
Do not owe enemies, and your whole problem is solved.

by CryMeMore:
Usually it turns out that you owe friends for a couple of days, and you have to collect from fools for some years.

Yesterday "smart" washing machine was offended. The second day washes and does not give the cover. Can I show her the doorstep?

We discuss who and how will go to the former one-group member (Vova) in the army
6 people are not allowed to enter the car. And by the way, and with Ignat no one contacted, he wants to go?
YYY: I spoke with Ignat recently, he recently went to the military command, and at the same time he seemed to have not stunned anything, so that he could soon become the same as Wolf
XXX: It’s great, so it’s going to go :)

I am a man in the house, I want to control everything!
My wife does not allow :(

WarGamer 1
The largest file of medieval armor occurred even before the appearance of guns. Especially when they learned to make arbalets. The mechanism of the arbalet allowed to penetrate any armor from close distance. The knight was prepared, taught 15 years of music, dancing, fencing, grammar, how to hold his ass in society, bought him expensive armor, and then came out some bitch in his legs from bushes with a bow, which nobody ever taught even his ass to wipe out, and money did not spend on it and shot the knight.

You will not die of humility.
I will be killed by jealousy.

They say that the Scots don’t wear anything under the kit.
Do you suggest me to check? Or, please, get your knees naked.
Just ask me ?
Is it cold? is it not cold? is it cold?

Where are you getting from these beautiful young moms?
That’s why moms are beautiful.

Small tragedies of life.
The radio physicist asks the programmer for a phone. The programmer, in turn, pairs radio physics lighting.

Listen, and are venereal diseases transmitted even when you don’t end up?
When you finish, children are transferred.

Mail answers
Q: How to say hello in the Guinean language? It begins in the d...
A: I don’t know how there is in Guinea, and in some parts of our homeland, it is a fairly common form of greeting.

About the ruin. Discover the crossword. "The highest pleasure, 6 letters", begins with "O". A brilliant orgasm! We guessed further - it doesn't come together, the brain broken. I looked at the answers – happy, fucking!

In the internal complaint book of the enterprise: the system administrator remotely connects to our computer and looks at porn.
Through Webcam

Interview with the operator (O) Sberbank:

A: A suspicious operation has been carried out with your card, so service has been suspended.
I: Oh yeah?
A: Name the site on which the operation and organization was carried out.
I: The site is battle.net, the Blizzard organization, with a loud voice.
Are you sure this is a reliable company?
and pause.
I: Are you joking?! to

When I was younger, I lived in the same house where the district shaker was located and returning from the holidays with a taxi, these dialogues often occurred:
Where are you, girl?
The Volga Exorcist
Do you give up immediately?
Oh ah...
Maybe it’s better to go home?
– No to! Take it there!

XXX: I will go, that is to say, that the ballets should be dressed in barbers...

I was not afraid of frogs before, until I was 5 years old, until my uncle asked, “You are not afraid of frogs?”

As we sit on a psychology lecture, the preacher gives this phrase:
Well, guys, but here are normal people in this situation.

I am a girl, I am dating a girl.
I sit in a cafe, she notices on me the suspension that a friend gave me.
The further dialogue:
D: That’s why you wear jewelry given by other people and don’t wear my gifts?
I: No, well, why... I begin to recall convulsively what jewelry she gave me for a year and a half of a relationship and why I, in fact, don’t wear them, waiting for the flight.
D: * a little silent* Although I didn’t give them to you, right.
and women :/

Message from a friend.
Played on the phone as a fool and accidentally sent a message to the record table - shot 50p! asks: well and who is now a fool?