On the Tracker:

xxx: Mia Kirchner Stephen Moyer Eric Knudsen Demor Barnes J. LaRose Alexander McDonald Chantell Chung Peter Dacuna Max Topplin David Killy.

YYY: Why list the entire genealogy? It could just be Mia Kili.

I heard on the radio:
I cooked my cake before my birthday to work. The next day, the eighth person was severely poisoned. Now I go and think, what would I do such an unusual thing to smooth out the guilt?

Levi’s Water Filter.
Put the filter under the wash.
As long as you wait for the cupboard to be full, you hang yourself.
I saw some filters with a storage tank. Do they help improve the situation?
Wint: It was you who did not chase the woman...

I burned the rice (
Well, it burned down a little.
Eat what’s on top and run.)
The advice of an experienced hostess)))

Asa: Hi, I need help, but don’t rage over me too much tomorrow.
L: the ocean
L: So what is it?
Asa: In short, I was shot in the knee in Skyrim, I just didn't do anything, I've been running with him for the third day...How to clean it?
See also :DDDDD
Asa: or I can't stand it anymore, and those guards who begin to tell the story about the knee immediately give it to the drum (((

Nikita Jigurda has announced the engines in the new Need for Speed.
YYY: New Moscow Vanteed
Tagged: bridge

About the Department of Theology:
I dare remind you that Newton, among other things, was a very good theologian, known for his theological works and even distinguished by his own interpretation of the Apocalypse. This did not prevent him from becoming a great scientist.
That’s to the fact that if you have brains, the department of theology won’t bother you. And if they don’t, then you will be obediently resentful of every topic that you are subjected to. And it doesn’t matter what it will be about – about the post of Russia or about the department of theology.

What are they called culturally? "Member of the State Assessment Commission?"
YYY: UGU
XXX: I’m somehow uncomfortable to talk to members...I’m a single girl.
YYY: Dear members ;)

A friend (d) invited the girl to date, asking about her reaction to his offer:

I: How did you react? and immediately?
D: Their
I: and how
d: I laughed because the moment I offered a sharp smell of goose, the wind smelled.
Two minutes of silence
D: Stop the rushing.
d: aaah, I also roared a long time) then I told her) but this moment will remain in your head for the rest of your life)

XHH: My friend told me

The men come to the river, one on the shore falls on his knees and begins to recite:
Mother, give us bigger fish to catch bigger.
My son-in-law, my friend Vasily Petrovich, me and.... " (something like that).
They did not catch the shit, they leave, the man in the car goes in, turns on the river and screams: "Let you dry up, fucking mud".))))

If you are dating a politician girl, then on the question "What is happiness for you?" do not be surprised by the answer.
Strong family, good work, overthrowing democracy. As with everyone.

Let’s call your son Edik for a joke?
No is no. Why ruin your life so much? Imagine if your dad had a friend and you’d be called Edik?
Well, I would grow up strong and strong and fuck him.
and c)

I will not marry you.
Why is?
You do not call.

I want to upset all those who write about the department of theology at the MIFI. It is not educational, but educational. At some first grade, some near-church uncle, not Hilarion, will read a course on the history of religion. This is maximum.
P.S But you are right, our rector is a rare idiot.

We play the "hat", the essence of the game is to explain the word with the help of associations. Explain the word Chuchun:

XX: Connect the chucello and the tundra!
Would you have tuned?

I sit at home and suddenly I want to walk.
X is all! Go, I change clothes and go out (he approaches the closet and begins to change clothes)
Sunshine, can we stay at home? (I roll on the couch, climb into the ceiling)
See what the weather is on the street! And you say "home" (removing the shorts stuck by the pants)
Fuck the cowards.
Q: Do we still stay at home?

I was really scared for the security of our country when I learned that the American husband of a friend, who served in the vicinity, managed to set fire to Niva.

I live with my husband, written by my grandfather. By mail come catalogues from the cosmetic French firm "... Roche", which grandfather says:"Shameless, married for the second year, and everything with a Frenchman is transcribed".

xxx: In the workout machine he did a warm-up on a bike workout, advanced such, with a monitor. I look at it - there is a spidometer. He dropped, ran to 25 km / h, and stopped the pedals, by the inertia of food. And here it begins to come to me...

From the article "what the apartment of the girl will tell":
At the bed is a portrait of her dog in a golden frame with patterns. If a dog is dead, this is a normal memorial photo. But here if the dog is alive and healthy, know: in this house and without you, there is already somebody to chew during meals, roast wool everywhere and sit on the couch with the mistress.