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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №71986
 23.10.2012
Do you want me?
Ugu (cold and burned with hot pellet)
Smelling of a hamac, though, in this battle, against the Pelmenes, I have no chance.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №71985
 23.10.2012
Director of Rospotrebnadzor,
Main state sanitary
Russian physician Gennady Onishchenko said:
The Russian employees
Health inspections are losing
Because of negative energy
Drivers who are in traffic jams.

Real news on the Interfax

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №71984
 23.10.2012
Visit to the weapons factory

by Vasya:
Just a bed scene “...the station almost in complete silence with majestic smoothness then deepened by a thin long “shampoo” into the black well of the stem, then almost to the end scattered out of it...”.
• The gold oil was poured on the "shampoo" with a continuous jet, and it seemed that the machine did not touch the trunk at all, the moisture slipped back and forth.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №71983
 23.10.2012
I sit with my husband and watch the series.
I say, if I had been taken care of by such a beautiful, intelligent, and rich man, I would not have resisted.
I looked at my husband, feeling awkward, continued: but I am so lucky that I met you!! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №71982
 23.10.2012
A man’s education is a man’s.
I was not there for a week because of the trip. When I return, I bring my 3-year-old son to the garden. I put a clean clothes on him and he cried out:
And now the columns! I said, the cowboys!
I silently officed. After a few minutes comes up, and sings on the theme of the song "You know how you want to live".
You know how you want to drink.
There’s something else there, it’s all emotional. Until the end of the day, I wondered what surprises were waiting for me. I'll go out of the garden soon, I'll find out :)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71981
 23.10.2012
In short of one process.

So what did you do at 2:46 at the entrance where the crime occurred?
I was looking for socks.
Which?! to
The second, bl

[ + 9 - ] [19 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71980
 23.10.2012
Again no quarrel with the fucking - this is my family!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №71979
 23.10.2012
Friend (22 years): I’m going to be lucky to do... fucking! You can’t guess which...
I am Sims?:D
The fucking friend!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №71978
 23.10.2012
xxx:Ideal conditions for productive creative work: I am not ponmian and I am timed.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №71977
 23.10.2012
There is no limit to human malice.
I work in a bank. This morning, the customer re-released the card (the previous one he lost). After lunch, the client comes and asks to lock the card because he lost it.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №71976
 23.10.2012
Breath router (this is the kind of thing that gives me the internet at home for three computers, plus wi-fi). I asked my parents to share the burden of buying a new one. They said it was entirely my problem. I shrugged my shoulders and plugged the internet cable directly into my computer, leaving the rest out of contact. Judging from the faces of my households, their decision is evolving into a more liberal one.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №71975
 23.10.2012
If the customer can’t reach support, he doesn’t need it. and c)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №71974
 23.10.2012
Put a tent under the rain.
Guys, what are you doing?
The Abby’s tent.
And how?
She is already wet.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №71973
 23.10.2012
Discussions of the film "Turn Not There 5":

DAGFBI (Off)
The movie porn
by Despod (Off)
Propiary

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71972
 23.10.2012
xxx: I have prepared for myself now such a soup, that I want myself children and borsche and what else they want.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №71971
 23.10.2012
A colleague in the office stumbled over a network cable going to the printer. Then he grabbed the knife with which the cakes were cut, and with a wicked look cut it over. Here we sit now, think about how to discuss disputed issues with him, and what to take for self-defense :-)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71970
 23.10.2012
DeadNymph: Well, baby is not a fountain. I mean, bla bla bla.
Mrs. Holmes: In general, yes I even found one plus one.
Mrs. Holmes: You can put the player in the headset if the headphones are short.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №71969
 23.10.2012
My God, I laid out the calendar and, just like Zadornova, I realized that St. Patrick was a Russian. This is Lisa’s father. It is patriotic! ?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №71968
 23.10.2012
If your child is smart, then you know exactly who, if a fool, you begin to dig into the genealogy.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №71967
 23.10.2012
I served myself, and the phrase happened to come to my eyes. It smiled.
The Explanation. There is a belief that in the army, brom is poured into tea to reduce sexual drive.

The guy writes:
“It’s nothing more than a battle. I feared for the first two weeks that brom was added to the tea, and I did not drink the tea, and in the third week I started drinking and hoped that brom would still be added."

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