XXX: I noticed that the gastarbayters in the subway had tablets. Not iPad, of course, but nevertheless. I wonder what they are doing to them?
YYY: playing in the snake
XXX: Could they have a special version of Angry Birds where you have to build pig houses?

Astrologers have announced a week of RosComnadzor. The number of rapists and pedophiles has doubled.

Previously, the phrase "sleeping with a teacher" meant passionate, violent sex. Now I have added another association to this phrase - "Rise at six in the morning" because it needs to be at the first lesson already in the school at the other end of the city :'(

According to statistics, girls who don’t write to boys first are more likely to complain about shortcomings.

Have you already bought your car?
YYY: No
xxx: (I was fucking
Q: What kind of car? Traffic 10 points
Tagged with: car, metro roll
XXX is 😉
Everything you need is on the metro line.
If something is not on the metro line, I don’t need it.

"Have you forgotten the beauty? Oh oh,
Young people"
not forgotten! More "Destiny and Motherland and Ice!"

On Saturday, December 22, millions of people will wake up with a single thought: “Bla, better it would come.”

<MISTIQUE> and I was so hopeful that we would finish the repair and move to NH already
<MISTIQUE> crying my dream((
<MISTIQUE> goodbye to the new kitchen headset(
<MISTIQUE> farewell to the new refrigerator...
<MISTIQUE> and the washing machine also say goodbye...
<UDV> Hi, the lipstick machine!

XXX: My sister is a full trident
xxx: little that in a month she killed the phone and player, which served me for 5 years and was in excellent condition
XHHH: but SPLAY the silicone form for the burning that can withstand up to 250 degrees!!! Beating the Head on the Table

Interesting to know, how do you imagine an elliptical paralelepiped?? to
and sausage)

From the discussion at the hub article about how Samsung raised the price of processors for Apple by 20% and will receive $ 1 billion in additional profit:

XXX: It seems now that this billion between them and will be running :)

yyy: Quantum physics in economics, the truck of money in a superposition state.

Zzz: The truck of Schrödinger?

Kkk: Under the control of the cat.

xxx: I am leaving the room today, and I am given a small package at the reception (a type of advertisement)
XXX: A large Pepsi inscription on the package, and two candies inside
Well, I think, cool, Pepsi started making candy. Touched - soft, iron
I think I will eat one here and the other in the trolleybus.
xxx: Then I think: no, once I got to the hole, I will read the advertisement that lies in the bag except for candy.
Read: A new way to wash! One capsule is one wash.
XH: O_O
Xxx: A few seconds of stupor
XXX: I watch, not Pepsi, but Persil
Good that you read shit.

Dolphin_89ḳ 13-11-2012 10:49:10
The only man I really respect is my son’s father.
Atahana Bharat 13-11-2012 10:59:44
Has his wife told the truth?

Hockey :
I sit in the apartment.
The flies entered.
You can’t play with a cat today.

The Brother:
Imagine how to pour liquid nails into a tube from under the toothpaste.
I am :
I don’t brush my teeth at home anymore.

Gorec: Today in obstetrics the teacher approaches me and begins to ask questions and I rarely look at the phone and she asks - the favorite sms wrote? and? She is far from you and misses you. And there is one dude from the parallel group says - I am next to you

(18.07.12 ) APPOLON: Did you know that "the tea can cool for a long time" and "the tea can not cool for a long time" is the same thing?! to
(29.07.12 ) Stalker oK: you know what "long ago there was sex" and "long ago there was no sex" is the same thing
...
(08.11.12 ) It was fun about the tea.

Wint: I was in class at 10th then. There are fire alarms throughout the school. And high school students on these buttons (well, not quite on them - next to them), were put on duty. Someone who would not push. This is a marriage. The worst place was near the gym, on the last floor of the second wing. There was never anyone there at all, except the physician, who then offered to drink, then to play chess.

The Talk:
Hi, you still have an apartment.
WOW - Yes
Q. What are the conditions of delivery?
There are no special conditions, the main thing is that there are no animals.
Sorry... I can’t remove it. My husband is a goat.

Comments to the news "The Israeli tank destroyed several Syrian aircraft" on the tape:

* la... again art no one cries... even in Syria.