Once the Greeks destroyed Troy, Persia, Egypt, Syria, Phoenicia, Babylon, Bactrian... It was the turn of the European Union.

Are you afraid to fly? Ha ha!! Yes, after every trip with my wife at the wheel, I first applaud, and only then pull off the belt and rope behind the luggage.

Test - "Learn the name of your future husband".
Question of 1. What is your sex?"

We are going to submit a request with a favorite (l) to the ZAGS. He stands near the closet, thinking about packing new socks.
I: What is it frozen?
I wonder which socks to unpack.
Take any of them.
I wanted to wear new clothes for the wedding.
Then leave the most beautiful for the wedding!
A: With the elephants?and :)

The news is: Buying. "Release and Repeat" How the area "Gopnik" makes a new urban environment.

The comments:
Q: Who said that the rainbow is rainbow? Follow the base!
YYY: The area of glory.
Zzzz: Yyy, you are from which area? Let me go to you too. I can.
QQ: Are we here? They were fucking aristocratic.

The Pharmacy. The seller advertised one of the drugs:
See, this is a new, very good tool!
“I know, I know... My mom treated me with them, ah.

RIBok (09:22:22 22/10/2012)
What can I write about the laundry machine to buy it?

Thermitius (09:26:52 22/10/2012)
A very sharp and dynamic machine eats about 7 socks per 100 liters of water.

RIBok (09:28:05 22/10/2012)
Something big consumption of socks 100 liters = 3 washes, I would have used sweaters so long ago))))

Ask the Russians:
What advice would you give to someone who has moved to live in your country?
Tile by level

I am in a chair, on my knees I have a cat, on my cat a keyboard, on the keyboard my grabbels... an installation that conveys the shaky balance of our being, the...

Site of Culinary

After eating broccoli cabbage inside you can go to watch your favorite series, not paying any attention to the terrible whistle of dying cancer cells.

Do you think women have their brains?
My miracle goes into the bathroom, I scream:
I bought a new shampoo, try it.
He immediately raised his head:
Why did I buy?
So why why? I saw a new brand, looked at the manufacturer, smelled, smelled more pleasant than the old one. If you like, I will continue to take.
Why a new shampoo? What do I have, scratch?
You don’t have any peels, just a new shampoo. Do not try, do not start?
No, you think I have scabies. Or am I scratching?! to
In panic, he starts looking in the mirror to see the back of his neck. It starts with a detailed explanation of what I actually meant by buying this damned shampoo, up to "you don’t like my smell" Evening cat under the tail...

I have a Galaxy S2. On my birthday, I gave you an extra battery. It was the best gift of all possible 😉 and hyperriper

She: You know, we will never call a child Masha... even if there is a son... The son of Masha is a shit...

One and the same "psychological"-social-horoscopic-fig-know-which site. Two sections with articles about "M" and "J".
Section "J" Articles about how women vulgarly dress, paint, abuse perfume, smoke, drink, mate, are illogical, stuck in relationships, press men with responsibility, betray, and all, like one, are looking for a prince. Women's comments: "No, we are not like that!", "Author - a chauvinist-gentleman" (even if the author is a woman), "Interesting, what kind of cocktails does the author walk if he has such a female circle of communication?" Male comments: "Yes, you are like that, all right!"
Section "M" Articles about how men dress uncleanly, do not follow hygiene, behave vulgarly, walk in the public places of their companions, smoke-drink-drink, emotionally empty, stuck in sex, avoid any responsibility in every way, betray, and all, like one, look for a sexual housewife. Men's comments: "No, we are not like that!", "Author - a feminist-husband-hater" (even if the author is a man), "Interesting, what kind of cocktails does the author walk if she has such a male circle of communication?" Women's comments: "Yes, you are like that, all right!"
Hm...

You are good, why kill good people?

to sacrifice to evil gods.

She: Well, we will find the victim who is not sorry.

He is: No! offer me as a sacrifice on the altar of your body.)

She: I have never heard of a more beautiful perversion.

I am
So what happened? Do you want cherry?
She
No, I want beer, pizzas, football and fuck
I am
The football?
She
Hockey will come too.
She
Or at the extreme figure).

by rm@nti:
There was a rainbow in the box today. Shortly bought chocolate, little money was not paid for five hundred. A saleswoman talks to a colleague who sits at the box next door and rubs about someone: “He told me I’m stupid! Do you know?"
Give me a check, give me a check. Give it to me, give it to me. I look at her and say, “You know, and he’s right.”
The fantasy: ROFL

Feetch: Smells of Paralogism and Sophism.
You just have to wash and go out to fresh air.

In the United States, a girl was shot, taking her for a squint:
A man in the U.S. state of Pennsylvania mistakenly shot a girl, because of the masquerade costume, taking her for a squash.
The accident occurred on Saturday around 8:30 p.m. local time near one of the private houses in New Seville, western Pennsylvania, where children held a Halloween party.

A nine-year-old girl, whose name is not disclosed, was on the street near the house. She was dressed in a black suit and a black hat with a white brush. It was because of the masquerade suit that one of the inhabitants of the town from a distance took the child for a squash.

A man shot the girl from a hunting rifle and wounded her in the shoulder.

Police Sheriff Ronald Leindeker says the child’s life is out of danger. The girl was hospitalized in a children's hospital in Pittsburgh, where she was assisted in time. She was conscious all the time.

Police said the man was completely sober. He is also a relative of the victim.

It is just shit!! and 😉

xxx: Read this article, it is true there are mother words, but you, when you’re going to encounter them – murmur.