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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №71926
 22.10.2012
Didn’t lions drive out lions after sex so that they didn’t eat their children?
Alina: immediately after sex children usually do not appear ;)))

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №71925
 22.10.2012
In the home appliance store, the consultant:
This washing machine also has the "hair" function. That is, if you have animals, then you can turn on the delicate washing mode.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71924
 22.10.2012
20 October 2012 Suleya Station (Chelyabinsk Oblast) I accompany two elderly aunts (over 60 years old) on the train Chelyabinsk-Moscow. On the other side there is an endless carrier. Five minutes before departure, everyone was informed that the train was arriving on the fourth route. After a wonderful quest with dragging the aunts and their bags under the wagon, the morning decided to go to the site of the RZD. The first remarkable message pleased: "During its activities, OJSC "RZD" has allocated 36 billion rubles for the implementation of the Traffic Safety Improvement Program."

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №71923
 22.10.2012
Lenin in the mausoleum is actually alive.
He was just prescribed tavigil three times a day. Just like me...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №71922
 22.10.2012
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What is busy?
Listen, please suggest any good phone phone up to 15,000 rubles))
Sausage on iPhone
Oh Oh Oh, Copy

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №71921
 22.10.2012
We sit on dr, all already subdued, here is the conversation about the catch:
I have been walking for 2 months, I want to buy more proteins so that the mass grows faster
I also wanted to start swallowing, but it was easier to eat.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №71920
 22.10.2012
Dear Admin Father. You can’t change the design of your website by masking it as word2007. I think I’m burning at work.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71919
 22.10.2012
The beginning of the story is that the guy inserted a pneumatic suspension in the GAZ-21 Volga:

One of the comments:
Leaving a native suspension is a murder, and cooking a forged barrel is okay, right?
- In the place of welding, the voltage is minimal - this is the time, Secondly, the forged bar is made of steel 40. Steel 40 refers to limited welded steels so before welding heated the whole part to a temperature of 200 degrees and then only boiled. They were boiled with an unmolten electrode in the middle of argon. Aristod imported wire for steels with a fluidity limit of up to 700mPa. The seams were cut straight to the root. Each sew was prepared in 7 receptions. with subsequent cleaning and polishing to remove surface voltage concentrators.
Okay, I have convinced you.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71918
 22.10.2012
She said she didn’t find the dark angel costume, so she would dress in a normal, white dress for Halloween.
YYY: And how do you imagine it?
YYY: Will run with shock to punish all peacefully stifling witches and demons "with lightning of heaven"
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: And in the morning, the whole of their shabash will be burned with a couple of canister of gasoline.
Oh, she is a good light angel, not an unclean person.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №71917
 22.10.2012
How can beauty save the world if it constantly demands sacrifices?
There is no man, no problem.(They are :

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №71916
 22.10.2012
It’s hard to apologize, isn’t it?
YYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: So I went off.)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №71915
 22.10.2012
<Boris>
A man with a bunch of bags, a jacket and pants in his hands folds his back and enters the sample cabin.
A woman cries out and a man’s voice says:
and oh! I would blow! You are fucking! That is... I wanted to say "sorry, I didn’t know what was busy here".

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №71914
 22.10.2012
XXX is
Does he have anything to do with top managers?

YYYY
I don’t think, but I’m HZ. Here as it happens...
A comrade comes.
Month of pasions laying down... hook - top manager

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №71913
 22.10.2012
Response to Market:
Previously, the sound disappeared when viewing large files, but the latest update fixed everything - now the sound disappears when viewing everybody at all!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №71912
 22.10.2012
My friend tells me we live in hell. After all, we were born crying out of pain, ignorance and fear.

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71911
 22.10.2012
Help remember the title of the film, there is still Johnny Depp in the hat

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №71910
 22.10.2012
STS begins shooting a new film "The Life of Sergey Bezrukov" the performer of the main role is kept in secret.

[ + 35 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71909
 22.10.2012
Fritzmorgen: For you, anything will be slavery—until your salary allows you to hire a few servants to do all the work for you.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71908
 22.10.2012
My girlfriend is confident of the existence of life on Mars, on my statement about the desire to participate in the expedition she replied that I will definitely find some sock.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №71907
 22.10.2012
A truly reckless person will find the proper traits even in hell.

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