It’s all about lack of sleep.
I am studying in second shift. Day, all gathered, left the house, I go for a couple. When I went through the second quarter, I remembered that I had left my phone at home. I go back, listen to music, on my wave, in general. She entered the house with the full feeling that she had already returned from the universe, drank tea, washed dishes, lay down and watched with a sense of duty.
The confused doubts visited me only closer to the evening.

Is there alcohol?
Program or alcohol?
XXX: I am at work, what a fucking program :-D

The Wife Called

Wife: Vital, do you bring two or three bottles of beer?
Why not one?? to
You are sick!

I love my wife and her logic. Lena thank you. It is :)))

about tolerance. Included the son "Teenage Ninja Turtles". In new series, except for four of our favourites
Heroes discovered ninja turtle girl...I wait for an African turtle and a gay turtle

Everyone has not only the right to work, but also the right not to use it.

This is how anecdotes are born.
For years, I do not guarantee the literality of the quotation, although I was present in person, but as close as possible to the original.
The teacher at the parents’ meeting in the kindergarten: “Dear parents! If you think your child is asleep, do not have sex with him. We’re tired of getting red when we listen to what games and how Daddy played with Mommy at night!”
by Ivan Fuckov

The wedding was quiet. There was free Wi-Fi in the restaurant.

The Prehistory. In the evening we do the whole family homework of the son (3 kL) on literature. I had to remember some stories.
The history. Let us go to sleep. I say to my wife:
Let’s play a fairy tale, who do you want to be?
And, looking into her honest eyes, I anticipate the answer and answer myself:
I’m going to play the "Sleeping Beauty"))

ChiKa
The Indian speaks to the bull. “I dream of climbing the top of a tree,” she said, “but I have so little strength.” "Why shouldn’t you swear my mouth? - answered the bull, - it contains a lot of nutrients". The indian glued a bunch of dirt, and it really gave her enough strength to climb the bottom branch of the tree. The next day, having eaten again, she reached the second branch. Finally, on the fourth day, the turkey proudly sat on the top of the tree. There, a farmer noticed her and shot her with a gun. The moral of history: manipulation with shit can help you climb to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

Wwwwwwwwwww
It was necessary to knit a special shit to help escape the bullets.

Wwwwwwwwwww
The shit that Neo cried in the matrix.

A husband walks around the apartment with a cat in his arms and sings, “Look how nice the cat you live with is.”

Qwin: Okay, the guy is singing!
k03Mad: Well, in general, I can't tolerate rap, and this "I live on the seventh floor - it's like the sixth, only one higher" - generally hysterical...
Listen to his song today and tomorrow.
K03Mad: ughu, and the song there: tomorrow is like today, only a day later?

Linux community in its repertoire:

The question:
Error in installing this driver. Sorry to.
Please check out the journal for details: /var/log/jockey.log

The answers:
-może być, ja będę pisać tutaj po-polsku? How do I go to będe?

-還是中國

- TS, legi la regulojn de [reference]

- ĝi estas la ĉina aŭ japana?

You are all fucking here!

Captain of Evidence?

Aaa> I know of one such case. In the small town there were two PPS car patrols at night. We met at an absolutely empty intersection at four o’clock in the morning. One on the main, the other with the lighthouses...

XXX: I’ll try to get the money.
xxx: to copy

xxx: yes, by the way, Zhenya and Olya Pamfilova in a very interesting abbreviation is reduced))) Better I will be Akmolova
Take the double better. The puzzle will come together.

Q: Is your daughter going to get married?
WOW: No, all the bridesmaids override, will not be decided at all
What to pick them - all the same, well plus-minus a couple of centimeters

Yyy: - Dear, I have an idea to diversify our intimate life.
XXX: Do you want to invite a third?? to
YYY: No, my fantasies haven’t grown up yet. No need for a third!
XXX is mm. Can we invite the second? XD is
YYY: O_O

New short saying: "On arrival in Tahiti do not taite aunt titi, there is no reason to taite aunt titi in Tahiti" :D

Video on YouTube.
The ceremony took place in the sleeping area of the city, in the southeastern part of Kazan. There are no factories and industrial complexes nearby. The sound lasted about 5 minutes. The source of the sound came from everywhere; it was as if a giant metal was hovering under the ground or in the sky, I had never heard anything like that.

And the comments:
This is the alarm of Chuck Norris.

the variant of alkas with the pipe still in force? )

Looking at the pages of classmates I can’t remember how it happened that I was sitting in the same class for 5 years. All at least 5 years younger than me, judging by the survey data