While in Russian the word "jopa" means a lot, one of its main meanings is "homeland".

One day in the dining room, the big boss (BB) in front of me in turn bought a juice and asked for a single-use glass. The cashier (k) gives him it. He looks at him in the light.

BB is so dirty!
K – How is it? He takes it in his hands, turns it around, oh, and really dirty! It is not wet.
BB: Do you still wash them?0 0 O

The cashier hanged in the stool.

From the discussion of the bill on registration in social networks on passports:

Reminds me of the joke:
The district court banned the sale of Microsoft shares on the New York Stock Exchange

Misha had a week without a mate.
Now he says "ay, it didn’t work out!", "unfortunate situation", "unfortunate situation", "what to do", "uncomfortable", "how not good", "you don’t feel ashamed" etc. It lasts for the second day, but it looks like it will soon collapse.
And now I realized that I have a sad situation in my life and that is, of course, trouble and uncomfortable, but temporarily.

I walk around the area in the evening, meeting two people. They stopped in front of me, stood up in a half-circle, looking at me in focus. I calmly walk around them and go on. There is a voice from behind: "I said, he will be flattered!"

Q: Did you go to Cunningham?
Al: Is it near Poppengangen and Rotterdam?

Zil[]t (12:36:59 11/10/2012)
I was tested for schizophrenia today.
Zil[]t (12:37:30 11/10/2012)
How do you understand the proverb?
Zil[]t (12:38:17 11/10/2012)
Well I say - the cognitive process of perceiving a complex linguistic structure based on cultural stereotypes and metaphorical constructions implies...
Zil[]t (12:38:27 11/10/2012)
Then there were sanitaries.

Scientists have proven that cloning dinosaurs is impossible
...invented shoes with heels in front"

The Unfortunate News of Mail.ru

A is:
I am scared of Android.
A is:
I recently used voice recognition.
H is :
Oh yeah, it is fun.
A is:
He is stupid, I say you are a fool, and he writes me you are a fucker.
H is :
:D
A is:
How so at all.
A is:
:D
H is :
Why did you start first?
H is :
and :)
A is:
I apologized
H is :
And he?
A is:
also )
H is :
The incident is exhausted.
A is:
exactly )

Two graphic designers at the entrance on the 1st floor drink beer at night.
A girl with bright hair comes in and calls the elevator.
1st: 20,100,0 0
2nd: not, rather 40,100,10,0
The girl: O_O

From the Electronic Board of Publications:

"Master - carpenters Andrei and Ivan", please come back and finish the terrace. I will not beat. and Nicholas.

A woman like Robin Hood robbed the rich, but never shared with the poor.

I go home by the residential house.
On the balcony of the third floor smokes a well-suited man in treniques, naked torso.
From the back, a woman goes out to the balcony and crying begins to lick the man on his naked back, saying:
Why did you eat so much?
She cries in the voice and cries.
Why are you so rude?! to
He cries and cries even louder. A man is smoking, smoking.
Why are you so dumb?! Without a change?

If all countries were ruled by women, there would be no wars in the world. There would be many countries that don’t talk to each other.

by Katerina:
I’d like to have love with you in an old cuddled cadillac, and let the rain persistently tickle the brush on the roof. I would still scream like a watermelon over the ocean, and you would shut my mouth with kisses, and in the intervals between them whisper: “Silence, silence.”

The Proff:
Fuck, if my girlfriend shouted like a watermelon over the ocean during sex, I would be sure to get fucked first, then fucking, and then defending. Have you ever heard about the tea tree? I imagine: Cadillac, rain, romance... And here: "YYYYA!!! This is a great deal!!!". Yopt, here it is not necessary to close the mouth with kisses, but to shut the blankets from the seats so that it does not break! and ?

Why are you constantly lying?
I save the truth.

He was in the Military Medical Committee. There was such a dialogue with the narcologist:
How often do you drink alcoholic beverages?
I have not been drinking since January.
(It is surprising!) All in all? O_O
and yes. Absolutely by.
(It is also surprising!) And why?Has something happened to you?! to
I do not want...
She asked nothing more. She filled the card and let go.

Ice Age (dances on the ice) - dances with the stars - battle of choirs -... What next?!? to
yyy: dancing choirs on ice
zzz: better battle of chorus-synchronists in the pool

Xxx: Especially we with the area rusted over "he hit me in the scalp of my head, which caused me pain".)))

With mail questions: "Will they give a postponement? If my girlfriend gets pregnant during my military service, if so for how long?